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[Today at 12:52 am] MA: D call me if you're still up

[03-24-2017, 11:56pm] Darna:  Mima is on the aerobed with me!  :nana:

[03-24-2017, 11:09pm] CeeDub: Tim Conway's F. Lee Bunny is one of the greatest bits EVAR

[03-24-2017, 10:12pm] jehu: Carol Burnett on PBS

[03-24-2017, 08:36pm] MA: https://twitter.com/SenatorMenendez/status/845363015222542336

[03-24-2017, 07:34pm] MA: OK, MCA

[03-24-2017, 06:58pm] nikki: [Today at 06:33 pm] Darna: o/ Call me,  maybe o/

[03-24-2017, 06:33pm] Darna: Call me,  mca

[03-24-2017, 06:19pm] MA: Casa De Crazy, bitchez

[03-24-2017, 06:16pm] Rabelais: :D

[03-24-2017, 06:02pm] CeeDub: Oh, wait - that was ]Your mother!

[03-24-2017, 05:52pm] CeeDub: My mother served me toast in silver stands and 3 minute eggs in cups with fresh squeezed ok - in Bed!

[03-24-2017, 05:25pm] Binky: I internalized my mother.  As BK can tell you.

[03-24-2017, 05:25pm] Binky: I set a bed on fire playing with matches when I was about 8 yrs. old.

[03-24-2017, 04:25pm] Darna: Send them my love. 

[03-24-2017, 04:19pm] MA: yep, ok leaving now

[03-24-2017, 04:13pm] Darna: To house? 

[03-24-2017, 04:09pm] MA: i decided to rent a car

[03-24-2017, 04:08pm] MA: yes freshening up and then going over there

[03-24-2017, 04:08pm] Darna: What's the plan for today?  You at hotel? 

[03-24-2017, 04:06pm] MA: 64 and sunny here

[03-24-2017, 04:03pm] Darna: Jeebus, fe. My mom handed us knives and encouraged us to kill each other

[03-24-2017, 03:46pm] Soshin: Was she Catholic FE?

[03-24-2017, 03:45pm] Soshin: Perdition buttstains!

[03-24-2017, 03:40pm] fasteddie: my mother squirted lighter fluid on the bed and stood holding a lit match counting backwards from 10

[03-24-2017, 03:36pm] CeeDub: https://youtu.be/GwnFCri0zD0

[03-24-2017, 02:45pm] Soshin: heh jinx

[03-24-2017, 02:44pm] Soshin: It's probably why I'm now deaf and blind

[03-24-2017, 02:44pm] jehu: She created your blindness and deafness! 

[03-24-2017, 02:44pm] MA: ABQ, peachez

[03-24-2017, 02:44pm] Soshin: She was a cruel and unusual beast

[03-24-2017, 02:44pm] Soshin: Mine banged pots and pans together and turned the lights on and off

[03-24-2017, 02:33pm] jehu: My mother use to just pull the covers off our beds.

[03-24-2017, 02:28pm] Soshin: She never answers but I see the lights flashing on and off and somewhere in the distance a mad person is banging pots and pans together

[03-24-2017, 02:24pm] Soshin: TWO MORE MINUTES I scream at my dead Mother

[03-24-2017, 02:24pm] Soshin: My brain goes DING at 4.58 every morning when I am working.  It drives me mad

[03-24-2017, 02:23pm] Soshin: All those 2 minutes add up eventually

[03-24-2017, 02:23pm] Soshin: I have this annoying habit of wakening up exactly 2 minutes before I am supposed to wake up

[03-24-2017, 02:23pm] Soshin: However it never gets used since I just tell my brain what time I need to wake up and it does it.  I rarely oversleep

[03-24-2017, 02:22pm] Soshin: I actually have one of those since I'm deaf

[03-24-2017, 02:21pm] jehu: Get one that shakes the couch. http://www.neobits.com/sonic_bomb_sbt625ss_rise_and_shine_p8480374.html?atc=gbs&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&scid=scplp8480374&sc_intid=8480374&gclid=CjwKEAjwh9PGBRCfso2n3ODgvUcSJAAhpW5o8lkHd0AjGg2dCuNNbDCDQbl1OZkRa7HAnR

[03-24-2017, 02:18pm] Soshin: Ha.  The wife is usually still awake at that time and the kid can sleep through an atomic air raid siren

[03-24-2017, 02:18pm] jehu: Set an alarm clock there. A very loud one. For like 3am.

[03-24-2017, 02:17pm] Soshin: The cat alternates between the couch and upstairs with me

[03-24-2017, 02:17pm] Soshin: It's out of control, I don't know why didn't just move into a studio apt

[03-24-2017, 02:17pm] jehu: What about the cat?

[03-24-2017, 02:16pm] Soshin: We got a new couch a couple of weeks ago and now the wife and kid live on it 24/7.  They both sleep there every night now

[03-24-2017, 02:15pm] jehu: Like a sex doll?

[03-24-2017, 02:14pm] Darna: It's a bit thicker than that. But inflatable. 

[03-24-2017, 02:11pm] Soshin: what is this aerobed thing?  Is it one of those camping beds?

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