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Soshin: MCA you still want the crappy tents and the folding table?
stephen: No emulators!
Rabelais: [Today at 10:16 am] stephen: Ooooo... I'd love a TR909!<---- About 3K would get you one. Or about $30 for a software version.
MCA™: i think her sycophants talked her down from he ledge
shahaggy: don't forget, that shit has to be completed in triplekit
stephen: Oh god... the shameless self-promotion continues. MCA told me she was quitting her blog?
devb: TR909 Mobilization Assistance Request Form
fasteddie: what if you've fallen and can't get up? what form do you fill out?
stephen: But wait... your product is about moving people!
devb: don't like moving? this may be the place for you
stephen: Wow, with regulations like that, I think I'd prefer not to move for fear of falling.
devb: A class will be offered called Proper Utilization and Completion of Incident and Injury Reports, and you may contact your direct supervisor for more information
fasteddie: have they discussed Renee Zellweger's facelift in relation to train safety yet, devb?
Binky: We can't both be here today, Stephen. I'll leave now an you take over.
devb: If you fall and get hurt, fill out form TR705. If you don't think you got hurt fill out the Unusual Incident Report, number TR707. If an injury develops at a later time the committee can begin an Incident Upgrade process.
Binky: You just spend the money, not raise it.
stephen: Rather just a result of your department.
devb: fare hikes are not our department
stephen: *unfair fare
devb: with a dash of crippling beauracracy
Binky: I was at the dentist. There was a guy in another room going on and on loudly about ebola and Liberia. He's what I imagine Monroe sounds like in real life
stephen: And after all that time wasting, I suppose a fair hike will need to be discussed next?
stephen: So you went from cracked concrete to classism to ebola?
Darna: is this at work?
Rabelais: battery operated
devb: someone kill me please
devb: (plumbing pun)
devb: yes, a fat plumber that I guessed was a plumber before he opened his trap
stephen: devb, did someone say that in your meeting?
devb: a meeting of the minds, apparently
Binky: Most likely to contact Bodily Fluids.
Darna: Jesus. where are you?
stephen: Oh Jersey (or Staten Island or Long Island).
devb: this guy "as a plumbah, I'm on the frontlines of the ebola thing because of da bafrooms".
nikki: Halloween store in Belleville
Binky: From Coffee. As if a teakettle might not break.
Darna: if by electric you mean battery operated, then yes
Rabelais: Was it electric?