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MÇA: D call me if you're still up
Darna: Mima is on the aerobed with me!
CeeDub: Tim Conway's F. Lee Bunny is one of the greatest bits EVAR
jehu: Carol Burnett on PBS
MÇA: OK, MCA
nikki: [Today at 06:33 pm] Darna: Call me, maybe
Darna: Call me, mca
MÇA: Casa De Crazy, bitchez
CeeDub: Oh, wait - that was ]Your mother!
CeeDub: My mother served me toast in silver stands and 3 minute eggs in cups with fresh squeezed ok - in Bed!
Binky: I internalized my mother. As BK can tell you.
Binky: I set a bed on fire playing with matches when I was about 8 yrs. old.
Darna: Send them my love.
MÇA: yep, ok leaving now
Darna: To house?
MÇA: i decided to rent a car
MÇA: yes freshening up and then going over there
Darna: What's the plan for today? You at hotel?
MÇA: 64 and sunny here
Darna: Jeebus, fe. My mom handed us knives and encouraged us to kill each other
Soshin: Was she Catholic FE?
Soshin: Perdition buttstains!
fasteddie: my mother squirted lighter fluid on the bed and stood holding a lit match counting backwards from 10
Soshin: heh jinx
Soshin: It's probably why I'm now deaf and blind
jehu: She created your blindness and deafness!
MÇA: ABQ, peachez
Soshin: She was a cruel and unusual beast
Soshin: Mine banged pots and pans together and turned the lights on and off
jehu: My mother use to just pull the covers off our beds.
Soshin: She never answers but I see the lights flashing on and off and somewhere in the distance a mad person is banging pots and pans together
Soshin: TWO MORE MINUTES I scream at my dead Mother
Soshin: My brain goes DING at 4.58 every morning when I am working. It drives me mad
Soshin: All those 2 minutes add up eventually
Soshin: I have this annoying habit of wakening up exactly 2 minutes before I am supposed to wake up
Soshin: However it never gets used since I just tell my brain what time I need to wake up and it does it. I rarely oversleep
Soshin: I actually have one of those since I'm deaf
jehu: Get one that shakes the couch. http://www.neobits.com/sonic_bomb_sbt625ss_rise_and_shine_p8480374.html?atc=gbs&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&scid=scplp8480374&sc_intid=8480374&gclid=CjwKEAjwh9PGBRCfso2n3ODgvUcSJAAhpW5o8lkHd0AjGg2dCuNNbDCDQbl1OZkRa7HAnR
Soshin: Ha. The wife is usually still awake at that time and the kid can sleep through an atomic air raid siren
jehu: Set an alarm clock there. A very loud one. For like 3am.
Soshin: The cat alternates between the couch and upstairs with me
Soshin: It's out of control, I don't know why didn't just move into a studio apt
jehu: What about the cat?
Soshin: We got a new couch a couple of weeks ago and now the wife and kid live on it 24/7. They both sleep there every night now
jehu: Like a sex doll?
Darna: It's a bit thicker than that. But inflatable.
Soshin: what is this aerobed thing? Is it one of those camping beds?