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« Reply #105 on: 04-09-2012, 07:05am »
Hoboken residents enjoy good weather on holiday weekend

Published: Sunday, April 08, 2012, 6:15 PM
By Andrew Steadman/The Jersey Journal

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« Reply #104 on: 03-26-2012, 09:58pm »
37-year-old Orange man charged with assaulting Hoboken police, cops say

Published: Monday, March 26, 2012, 3:47 PM     Updated: Monday, March 26, 2012, 3:47 PM


I know we've had a similar headline in the past, but still...
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« Reply #103 on: 03-07-2012, 10:10am »
Woman accidentally killed by husband's homemade cannon

bad cannon, bad! 
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[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

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« Reply #102 on: 03-01-2012, 03:50pm »
Jersey City cop injured when cruiser crashes into parked car


I suppose the car was driving itself?  Herbie or Kitt must have gotten distracted by Snooki and Jwoww :P
[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

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« Reply #101 on: 02-10-2012, 02:01pm »
Jersey City firefighters respond to closet fire, female burned at wrist

Jersey Journal, 2/10/12

There's a lot going in this one.

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« Reply #100 on: 02-08-2012, 09:09am »
North Bergen girls basketball team wins game at Hoboken, but watches nearly disappear in fourth quarter

Someone tried to rob the locker room?
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« Reply #99 on: 01-31-2012, 09:39pm »
Jersey City teen charged with driving stolen vehicle with kidnapped tot in tow
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« Reply #98 on: 01-31-2012, 09:35pm »
Jersey City police officer released from hospital after accidentally shooting self in Elizabeth
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« Reply #97 on: 01-17-2012, 04:09pm »
Alleged shoplifter in Hoboken caught by manager putting razors in jacket and pants, eats cookie before fleeing, police say
Published: Tuesday, January 17, 2012, 1:49 PM
Travis Fedschun/The Jersey Journal

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« Reply #96 on: 01-05-2012, 04:19pm »
No, there's nothing technically wrong with it, it's just....stupid.

Jersey City woman heartbroken from living next to vacant home that attracts rats

Published: Thursday, January 05, 2012, 11:40 AM     Updated: Thursday, January 05, 2012, 1:45 PM By The Jersey Journal

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[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says


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« Reply #93 on: 12-21-2011, 10:37am »
"Hoboken man involved in 40-year Christmas decoration war"

Published: By the Jersey Journal
Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 8:40 AM    


It should read something like "40yr. old Man involved in Xmas Decoration war.
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« Reply #92 on: 11-23-2011, 04:59pm »
In a rare departure from their usual policy, the Jersey Journal has included the race of the culprit in this article. In this case he was half Native American, half African American.

Cabbie robbed at gunpoint in Kearny, red-and-black checkered gunman on the loose: cops
Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:23 PM     Updated: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:26 PM By Adam Maher/The Jersey Journal


:rofl:  red-and-black checkered gunman! :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:   :rofl:  :rofl:
[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

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« Reply #91 on: 11-23-2011, 04:57pm »
In a rare departure from their usual policy, the Jersey Journal has included the race of the culprit in this article. In this case he was half Native American, half African American.

Cabbie robbed at gunpoint in Kearny, red-and-black checkered gunman on the loose: cops
Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:23 PM     Updated: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:26 PM By Adam Maher/The Jersey Journal

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« Reply #90 on: 11-21-2011, 11:27am »
Still didn't get it right.
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« Reply #89 on: 11-21-2011, 11:14am »
New York man shot in leg in Jersey City, possibly over drugs: cops

ya think?

That is one looooooooong leg.

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« Reply #88 on: 11-21-2011, 08:00am »
New York man shot in leg in Jersey City, possibly over drugs: cops

ya think?
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« Reply #87 on: 11-15-2011, 11:00pm »
Hoboken Shelter food donors can get free beer can at Village Pourhouse in Hoboken

Shouldn't we leave the beer cans there for the bums to put in their shopping cart?

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« Reply #86 on: 11-09-2011, 10:08pm »
Orange transvestite caught driving stolen truck

[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

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« Reply #85 on: 11-02-2011, 02:49pm »
"Woman tries to stab boyfriend's nephew, then takes a poop in police holding cell, cops say"

Today's JJ online.

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« Reply #84 on: 10-06-2011, 11:18am »
70-year-old Jersey City resident's been living without heat for past 2 months
Published: Thursday, October 06, 2011, 10:10 AM   

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« Reply #83 on: 10-04-2011, 11:04am »
Posting this though technically it's not wrong.

Customers at Motor Vehicle Commission office in Bayonne say they think public should see notices stating an employee there died last week of contagious staff infection
Published: Tuesday, October 04, 2011, 3:00 AM
Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal

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« Reply #82 on: 10-01-2011, 05:10pm »
Organization fights feral cats in Jersey City
Published: Saturday, October 01, 2011, 3:20 PM
Stephanie Musat/ For The Jersey Journal By Stephanie Musat/ For The Jersey Journal

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« Reply #81 on: 09-30-2011, 08:41am »
 :elmo: Elmo's rape trial hears graphic, tearful testimony from victim in Hudson County Superior Court  :elmo:
Published: Friday, September 30, 2011, 7:50 AM      By The Jersey Journal




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« Reply #81 on: 09-30-2011, 08:41am »