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Title: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 10-07-2009, 07:52pm
Hoboken Police Beat: Man defecates on front of a home, jealousy leads woman to attack a man
By The Jersey Journal
October 07, 2009, 10:50AM
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Post by: Bobblehead on 10-07-2009, 09:28pm
Here we go. Apparently, the JJ headline writer thinks you can build a tunnel under the Hudson for $8.7 million dollars.  ::)

N.J. comptroller to review audits of $8.7M Hudson River tunnel project
By Tom Davis/Statehouse Bureau
October 07, 2009, 7:57PM

TRENTON -- Gov. Jon Corzine issued an executive order today calling for "transparency and accountability" in funding NJ Transits $8.7 billion commuter rail tunnel to New York City.




http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/10/nj_comptroller_to_review_audit.html (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/10/nj_comptroller_to_review_audit.html)
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Post by: elgoodo on 10-07-2009, 10:01pm
JJ will be a goldmine.
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Post by: bdlaw on 10-15-2009, 12:19pm
Jersey City man charged in shooting with help from the victim and witness
By The Jersey Journal
October 15, 2009, 10:31AM
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Post by: fasteddie on 10-19-2009, 03:57pm
Women jumps in front of a car, then hits driver with a pipe
By The Jersey Journal
October 19, 2009, 12:52PM
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Post by: Bobblehead on 10-20-2009, 12:22pm
Chuch? Plays?

Anti-gay chuch plays four protests in Hudson County
By The Jersey Journal
October 20, 2009, 12:10PM

Westboro Baptist Church, an anti-gay church based in Topeka, Kan., is planning to have 12 rallies in New Jersey from Oct. 27 to Oct. 28, four of them in Hudson County.

The first protest is planned for Hoboken City Hall, at 94 Washington St., from 4:45 to 5:15 p.m. on Oct. 27. The next stop later that day is United Synagogue of Hoboken, at 115 Park Ave., from 7 to 7:30 p.m.

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/10/anti-gay_chuch_plays_four_prot.html (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/10/anti-gay_chuch_plays_four_prot.html)
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Post by: Case on 10-20-2009, 09:21pm
Anti-gay chuch plays four protests in Hudson County


I thought he was the head of the anti-gay chuck.

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Post by: bdlaw on 11-14-2009, 01:43pm
The Jersey Journal masters Engrish:

Power line to N.Y. gets OK there (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/11/power_line_to_ny_gets_ok_there.html)
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Post by: Bobblehead on 11-16-2009, 12:56pm
The Jersey Journal somehow thinks child porn is going to jail:

Union City pedophile and child porn faces up to 27 years in prison (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/11/union_city_pedophile_and_child.html)
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Post by: mouse on 11-16-2009, 05:17pm
Manzo's suit against Healy tossed; Healy drops his Shore suit

Healy dropping his shore suit is NOT something I would like to see.

-M
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Post by: fasteddie on 11-16-2009, 06:13pm
"Hudson River Airspace Changes to go Into Effect After Midair Collision"

When is this midair collision scheduled?
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Post by: jcpeace on 11-19-2009, 11:35am
A Jersey City man was robbed by two when while walking the streets after midnight
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Post by: fasteddie on 11-25-2009, 10:46am
Police charge a 49-year-old Orange man with shoplifting in Bayonne
By The Jersey Journal
November 25, 2009, 10:11AM

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Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 11-26-2009, 08:59am
This one is kinda cool. Coulda been written by Allen Ginsberg or one of those other beatnik poets. It's best to read this while listening to bongo music.

Felons in SUV
with tinted windows,
dangling
plate toss gun
in Jersey City:
cops

By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
November 25, 2009, 11:03PM
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Post by: bdlaw on 11-29-2009, 01:14pm
Stacked on top of each other in our newsfeed right now:

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in Jersey City"
"Woman found dead in Jersey City Heights fire likely dead for some time"

:-X
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Post by: bdlaw on 11-30-2009, 11:39am
::)

An off-duty Jersey City firefighter tackles an alleged arsonist, leading to his arrest (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/11/an_off-duty_jersey_city_firefi.html)
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Post by: Bobblehead on 12-11-2009, 01:08pm
Liberty Academy Charter School trustees and teahcers will meet to discuss benefit package changes (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/12/liberty_academy_charter_school_1.html)

Not to mention the merits of a good edumacation, like learning to spel. . . . ::)
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Post by: MA on 12-24-2009, 12:59am
Friday is the new Thursday.

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Post by: jc_insomniac on 12-24-2009, 01:03am
Haha, good catch, MCA!

Friday is the new Thursday.

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Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 02-27-2010, 08:03am
West New York police to pimps and prostitutes: No more sex!

By Karina Arrue/The Jersey Journal
February 27, 2010, 6:00AM
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 04-22-2010, 11:17pm
Its not much, just a careless typo but an excuse to revive the thread.

Hudson County shelter has been legally put of business
By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
April 22, 2010, 5:00PM
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: jcpeace on 04-28-2010, 11:25pm
Jersey City chase a 17-year-old suspected drug dealer, found seven bags of suspected pot in his possession
By The Jersey Journal
April 28, 2010, 2:55PM

wow! the entire city chase(s) a 17 year old pot dealer and nobody invited me?
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Post by: TheFang on 04-29-2010, 12:11am
Jersey City chase a 17-year-old suspected drug dealer, found seven bags of suspected pot in his possession
By The Jersey Journal
April 28, 2010, 2:55PM

wow! the entire city chase(s) a 17 year old pot dealer and nobody invited me?

What is "suspected pot"?

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Post by: porkchopsoda on 04-29-2010, 03:00pm
Jersey City chase a 17-year-old suspected drug dealer, found seven bags of suspected pot in his possession
By The Jersey Journal
April 28, 2010, 2:55PM

wow! the entire city chase(s) a 17 year old pot dealer and nobody invited me?

What is "suspected pot"?



Only one way to find out.  ;D
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Post by: fasteddie on 05-18-2010, 11:23am
Port Authority will vote to buy Greenville Yards to rail to transport trash
By The Jersey Journal
May 18, 2010, 10:30AM
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-02-2010, 10:07pm
North Bergen man says he does not know why his friend punched him in face, broke his nose: cops
Published: Friday, July 02, 2010, 4:15 PM
Ken Thorbourne/The Jersey Journal
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Post by: dragonaut on 07-07-2010, 03:07pm
Keeping James LeBron and others his age at home: Schultz
Published: Wednesday, July 07, 2010, 2:35 PM
Agustin C. Torres/The Jersey Journal

WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES LeBRON?!
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-27-2010, 10:39pm
Belmar man charged with masturbating in Jersey City park after senior tells police man's private part is pierced
Published: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 7:40 PM     Updated: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 7:58 PM
Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
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Post by: Binky on 07-27-2010, 10:43pm
Make My Park!
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Post by: fasteddie on 09-13-2010, 05:42pm
Jersey City police take away black suitcase in Journal Square bomb square
Published: Monday, September 13, 2010, 4:13 PM     Updated: Monday, September 13, 2010, 5:08 PM
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Post by: propscene on 09-18-2010, 02:57pm
Court says nude juice bar can stay open

Jersey Journal 9/18/2010

nude juice? really?
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Post by: fasteddie on 09-23-2010, 10:01am
New Bayonne assemblyman pushes to restore cuts to women's health centers
Published: Thursday, September 23, 2010, 9:05 AM

What the article actually says is that the new assemblyman wants to restore funding to women's health centers. The exact opposite of what the headline suggests.
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Post by: CeeDub on 09-23-2010, 12:33pm
Not a headline, in the copy, a Freudian slip perhaps, but still notable:

Stevens professor to speak on political corruption at Hoboken Public Library (http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2010/09/stevens_professor_to_speak_on.html)

The Hoboken Public Library kicks off its Fall Lecture Series tonight on a topic familiar to many of us in the state of New Jersey, let alone Hudson County - especially considering the charges brought upon former assemblyman L. Healy Smith and former Jersey City councilman Mariano Vega this year.
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Post by: MA on 09-30-2010, 04:24pm
Jersey City pizzeria set on fire by burning object thrown threw glass door (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2010/09/jersey_city_pizzeria_set_on_fi.html)
Published: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 3:50 PM
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Post by: propscene on 09-30-2010, 04:50pm
crap MCA I just came in here to post that one.  >:(
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Post by: CeeDub on 09-30-2010, 05:25pm
Hoboken doctor to speak about how to lighten backback (http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2010/09/hoboken_doctor_to_speak_about.html) loads
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Post by: MA on 10-05-2010, 08:32am
STOP HITTING PEOPLE WITH GIRLS!



5 juveniles club Jersey City woman and drag her into Target parking lot before robbing her in 3 a.m. incident
Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Five juveniles struck a Jersey City woman in the head with a piece of wood and a girl then dragged the victim into a Downtown parking lot, where they robbed her of $550 in cash and property early Sunday morning, officials said yesterday.

Officers dispatched to the robbery scene at 14th Street and Washington Boulevard at about 3 a.m. spoke to the 33-year-old Grove Street woman, who said she was walking home when she noticed the juveniles walking toward her, reports said.

A boy broke away from the group and as the victim passed him, he grabbed her from behind, reports said, adding that she was knocked to the ground when a second boy struck her in the head with a 11/2-foot-long piece of wood.

A girl then dragged the victim across the black top into the Target parking lot, where they stole her handbag containing her cell phone, credit cards and wallet that contained $180, reports said.

Anyone with information on the crime is asked to call the Jersey City police tip line at (201) 547-JAIL.

MICHAELANGELO CONTE
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Post by: propscene on 10-21-2010, 12:36pm
Jersey City: What is your favorite coffee shop for laptoping?

lap 3  (lp)
v. lapped, lapping, laps
v.tr.
1. To take in (a liquid or food) by lifting it with the tongue.
2. To wash or slap against with soft liquid sounds: waves lapping the side of the boat.
To drink (liquor) habitually and excessively or engage in such drinking.

tope 1  (tp)
tr. & intr.v. toped, toping, topes
To drink (liquor) habitually and excessively or engage in such drinking.




JJ 10/21/2010
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Post by: fasteddie on 10-26-2010, 06:27pm
Jersey City and Hoboken customers of United Water may experience discoloration as service is restored
Published: Tuesday, October 26, 2010, 4:53 PM     Updated: Tuesday, October 26, 2010, 4:53 PM
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Post by: propscene on 12-02-2010, 03:43pm
Jersey City residents in chromium-contaminated areas not more likely to develop cancer, study says
Jersey Journal. 12/02/2010

This is followed by a synopsis of a longer JJ article. The synopsis states that there was no link found between oral, anal,  and esophageal cancers so chromium-contamination= :nana:

Oh, but wait a sec- the full article says:

The 2008 assessment found that lung cancer rates from 1979 to 2003 were higher in areas closest to the historic locations of sites that had been contaminated with chromium.

That's some fine reporting there, guys :2thumbs:
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Post by: pinky on 12-04-2010, 08:12am
Jersey Journal Published: Saturday, December 04, 2010, 6:31 AM

Daily poll: Do you agree with the state's plan to allow a beat hunt?
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Post by: jehu on 12-07-2010, 03:45pm
Jersey City man arrested after cops see him adjusting loaded gun hidden in pants
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Post by: fasteddie on 12-13-2010, 08:52am
Priest accused of assaulted in Jersey City boy to face charges in Missouri sexual abuse case
Published: Monday, December 13, 2010, 8:10 AM
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Post by: AmbushBug on 12-23-2010, 03:49pm
Looks like the JJ doesn't have a monopoly on stupidity. There's always "Fox and Friends."

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Post by: Binky on 01-10-2011, 06:47pm
Multiple gunshots heard in Jersey City injure at least one, culprits not found, police say
Published: Monday, January 10, 2011, 1:25M

Someone with sensitive hearing, no doubt.
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Post by: Woodsy on 01-12-2011, 12:39pm
Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/Cool-Astronomy/2011/0107/Scientists-plan-mission-to-probe-Uranus)
Christian Science Monitor / January 7, 2011
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Post by: propscene on 01-13-2011, 11:15am
Jersey City pastor feeds body and soul with dough and clay

Jersey Journal Headline, 1/13/2011
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Post by: CeeDub on 01-13-2011, 02:56pm
Two shots from stolen handgun heard by Jersey City cop, quick arrest follows, police say

Ibid. (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/01/two_shots_from_stolen_handgun.html)
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Post by: pinky on 01-14-2011, 01:45pm
Man steals Jersey City woman after offering help with groceries, police say


purse not person, dodo. (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/01/man_steals_jersey_city_woman_a.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+HudsonCounty+(Hudson+County))



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Post by: Binky on 02-14-2011, 11:26pm
Hoboken's new public information policy uncovered
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Post by: propscene on 02-21-2011, 02:26pm
"Jersey City commits carjacking to escape kidnapping plot, cops say; he's charged and so is 'kidnapper' "

Jersey Journal, 2/21/2011

No words.
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Post by: propscene on 02-25-2011, 03:49pm
Hoboken man arrested for aggressively beating Bayonne woman in a bar after she refused to dance with him, police say

JJ, 2/25/2011

I guess there's an unaggressive way to beat someone?  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Post by: shahaggy on 03-24-2011, 10:13am
  Jersey City woman files criminal complaint after discovering masseur who gave her breast, buttock massages was not gay
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Post by: PuddinPop on 03-30-2011, 02:00pm
Jersey City man proposes, then beaten out for Charlie Sheen intern job, but he's got lots more "winning" ideas where that come from

**I really hate telling people I live in Jersey City...and I can't believe I don't make millions a year based on the stupidity of these people at NJ.Com
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Post by: shahaggy on 04-01-2011, 10:51am
  Officials from China will visit a Hunterdon County department

what a headline, really draws the reader into the story

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Post by: MA on 04-30-2011, 12:16pm
Bayonne police report a black car vandalized; white pain thrown on entire vehicle

JJ, Saturday, April 30, 2011
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Post by: propscene on 05-06-2011, 01:33pm
Jersey City solider robbed of gold chain, wedding ring at own party

Jersey Journal, 5/06/2011

Oh well, on the bright side the victim was not liquid or gaseous.
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Post by: fasteddie on 05-15-2011, 04:07pm
Jersey City woman is mistakenly shot in leg, police stay
Published: Sunday, May 15, 2011, 3:29 PM     
Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal By Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal

"sorry,  I was aiming for your head"
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Post by: pinky on 05-21-2011, 09:46am
Registered sex offender, wanted on numerous charges, arrested after being found hiding in closet on Jersey City street
Saturday, May 21, 2011
By MICHAELANGELO CONTE
JOURNAL STAFF WRITER


Rid our streets of freestanding closets and crime will diminish!
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Post by: CeeDub on 05-27-2011, 02:36pm
 Traffic near water main break in Hoboken won't be restored until this evening, police say (http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2011/05/traffic_near_water_main_break.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HudsonCounty+%28Hudson+County%29)

Because the water main is our chief source of traffic  ??? ???
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Post by: shahaggy on 06-06-2011, 02:53pm
  Woman doing medical screenings in Jersey City sexually contacted, police say

huh??

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Post by: fasteddie on 06-15-2011, 07:57am
Libtery State Park celebrates 35th birthday
Published: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7:38 AM     Updated: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7:38 AM
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Post by: MA on 06-20-2011, 12:27pm
Letter writers should shut up: Letter (http://www.nj.com/hudson/voices/index.ssf/2011/06/letter_writers_should_shut_up.html)

JJ, June 20, 2011, 6:54AM
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Post by: Binky on 06-21-2011, 12:49pm
Sleepy driver crashes van into mattress outlet in Jersey City:
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Post by: Binky on 07-14-2011, 05:05pm
"Police seek help in identifying pedestrian killed in horrific Jersey City"
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-22-2011, 06:27pm
Car collides into bus on Summit Avenue in Jersey City; no injuries reported
Published: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:07 PM     Updated: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:11 PM
Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal
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Post by: Binky on 07-27-2011, 08:30pm
Legal guns would make Norway safer
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Post by: Rabelais on 08-09-2011, 06:46pm
Light Rail delays to and from New York

Isn't it annoying when the light rail gets you to NY late?

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/08/light_rail_delays_to_and_from.html#comments (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/08/light_rail_delays_to_and_from.html#comments)
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Post by: propscene on 08-12-2011, 12:39pm
Buy lemonade for Somalia
Published: Friday, August 12, 2011, 10:19 AM
  By Catherine Weening/ The Jersey Journal

A good cause, an unfortunate headline. (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/08/buy_lemonade_for_somalia.html)
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Post by: Rabelais on 08-15-2011, 10:12am
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Post by: Binky on 08-15-2011, 11:54am
Pawn shops are a better risk than banks:
 Gunderson
Published: Monday, August 15, 2011, 5:15 AM
 By The Jersey Journal
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Post by: Binky on 08-23-2011, 09:54pm
Hoboken buildings split after earthquake today, aftershocks expected

Published: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 4:22 PM     Updated: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 4:47 PM
By The Jersey Journal
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Post by: jehu on 08-26-2011, 01:01pm
Jersey City libraries closing on Saturday to escape Hurricane Irene

Where are the libraries escaping to?
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Post by: MA on 09-07-2011, 01:16pm
:palm:

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Post by: PuddinPop on 09-07-2011, 01:59pm
WoW
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Post by: fasteddie on 09-19-2011, 10:08am
40-year-old Jersey City woman suffers gun-butt stick up, robbers wanted 'everything'

Published: Monday, September 19, 2011, 9:55 AM
The Jersey Journal
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Post by: Rabelais on 09-19-2011, 07:29pm
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Post by: Woodsy on 09-21-2011, 09:05am
What are they teaching kids in school these days‽


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Post by: CeeDub on 09-22-2011, 03:55pm
Jersey City's Woodlawn Avenue suffers minor fire damages, no injuries: fire department (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/09/jersey_citys_woodlawn_avenue_s.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HudsonCounty+%28Hudson+County%29)

Not to make light of a tragedy, but how is the avenue doing?  Don't you mean a house on Woodlawn Ave?

:palm:
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Post by: CeeDub on 09-23-2011, 05:31pm
West New York man makes first appearance on charges he chocked girlfriend's dog (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/09/west_new_york_man_makes_first.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HudsonCounty+%28Hudson+County%29)

Chocked?  Chalked? Ciocc'd?
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Post by: fasteddie on 09-30-2011, 08:41am
 :elmo: Elmo's rape trial hears graphic, tearful testimony from victim in Hudson County Superior Court  :elmo:
Published: Friday, September 30, 2011, 7:50 AM      By The Jersey Journal



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Post by: fasteddie on 10-01-2011, 05:10pm
Organization fights feral cats in Jersey City
Published: Saturday, October 01, 2011, 3:20 PM
Stephanie Musat/ For The Jersey Journal By Stephanie Musat/ For The Jersey Journal
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Post by: MA on 10-04-2011, 11:04am
Posting this though technically it's not wrong.

Customers at Motor Vehicle Commission office in Bayonne say they think public should see notices stating an employee there died last week of contagious staff infection
Published: Tuesday, October 04, 2011, 3:00 AM
Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal
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Post by: fasteddie on 10-06-2011, 11:18am
70-year-old Jersey City resident's been living without heat for past 2 months
Published: Thursday, October 06, 2011, 10:10 AM   
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Post by: AndyDufresne on 11-02-2011, 02:49pm
"Woman tries to stab boyfriend's nephew, then takes a poop in police holding cell, cops say"

Today's JJ online.
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Post by: shahaggy on 11-09-2011, 10:08pm
Orange transvestite caught driving stolen truck

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Post by: Hurtle on 11-15-2011, 11:00pm
Hoboken Shelter food donors can get free beer can at Village Pourhouse in Hoboken

Shouldn't we leave the beer cans there for the bums to put in their shopping cart?
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Post by: Binky on 11-21-2011, 08:00am
New York man shot in leg in Jersey City, possibly over drugs: cops

ya think?
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Post by: MA on 11-21-2011, 11:14am
New York man shot in leg in Jersey City, possibly over drugs: cops

ya think?

That is one looooooooong leg.
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Post by: Rabelais on 11-21-2011, 11:27am
Still didn't get it right.
(http://nowhereinparticular.com/man.JPG)
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Post by: fasteddie on 11-23-2011, 04:57pm
In a rare departure from their usual policy, the Jersey Journal has included the race of the culprit in this article. In this case he was half Native American, half African American.

Cabbie robbed at gunpoint in Kearny, red-and-black checkered gunman on the loose: cops
Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:23 PM     Updated: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:26 PM By Adam Maher/The Jersey Journal
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Post by: shahaggy on 11-23-2011, 04:59pm
In a rare departure from their usual policy, the Jersey Journal has included the race of the culprit in this article. In this case he was half Native American, half African American.

Cabbie robbed at gunpoint in Kearny, red-and-black checkered gunman on the loose: cops
Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:23 PM     Updated: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:26 PM By Adam Maher/The Jersey Journal


:rofl:  red-and-black checkered gunman! :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:   :rofl:  :rofl:
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Post by: Binky on 12-21-2011, 10:37am
"Hoboken man involved in 40-year Christmas decoration war"

Published: By the Jersey Journal
Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 8:40 AM    


It should read something like "40yr. old Man involved in Xmas Decoration war.
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Post by: Hurtle on 01-03-2012, 08:16am
Site of Thursday night Bayonne apartment building will be inspected today (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2012/01/site_of_thursday_night_bayonne.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HudsonCounty+%28Hudson+County%29)
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Post by: shahaggy on 01-05-2012, 02:43pm
 New Jersey Children Are Being Armed With Umbrellas to Protect Against Seagull Shitstorm  (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/01/new_jersey_children_seagull_shitstorm.php)
:dronabinol:  :dronabinol:
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Post by: fasteddie on 01-05-2012, 04:19pm
No, there's nothing technically wrong with it, it's just....stupid.

Jersey City woman heartbroken from living next to vacant home that attracts rats

Published: Thursday, January 05, 2012, 11:40 AM     Updated: Thursday, January 05, 2012, 1:45 PM By The Jersey Journal
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Post by: fasteddie on 01-17-2012, 04:09pm
Alleged shoplifter in Hoboken caught by manager putting razors in jacket and pants, eats cookie before fleeing, police say
Published: Tuesday, January 17, 2012, 1:49 PM
Travis Fedschun/The Jersey Journal
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Post by: Binky on 01-31-2012, 09:35pm
Jersey City police officer released from hospital after accidentally shooting self in Elizabeth
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Post by: Binky on 01-31-2012, 09:39pm
Jersey City teen charged with driving stolen vehicle with kidnapped tot in tow
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Post by: Binky on 02-08-2012, 09:09am
North Bergen girls basketball team wins game at Hoboken, but watches nearly disappear in fourth quarter

Someone tried to rob the locker room?
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Post by: propscene on 02-10-2012, 02:01pm
Jersey City firefighters respond to closet fire, female burned at wrist

Jersey Journal, 2/10/12

There's a lot going in this one.
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Post by: shahaggy on 03-01-2012, 03:50pm
Jersey City cop injured when cruiser crashes into parked car


I suppose the car was driving itself?  Herbie or Kitt must have gotten distracted by Snooki and Jwoww :P
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Post by: shahaggy on 03-07-2012, 10:10am
Woman accidentally killed by husband's homemade cannon

bad cannon, bad! 
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Post by: Binky on 03-26-2012, 09:58pm
37-year-old Orange man charged with assaulting Hoboken police, cops say

Published: Monday, March 26, 2012, 3:47 PM     Updated: Monday, March 26, 2012, 3:47 PM


I know we've had a similar headline in the past, but still...
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Post by: fasteddie on 04-09-2012, 07:05am
Hoboken residents enjoy good weather on holiday weekend

Published: Sunday, April 08, 2012, 6:15 PM
By Andrew Steadman/The Jersey Journal
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Post by: Rabelais on 04-12-2012, 09:18am
I bet he still gets his pension!  :nerd:



(http://nowhereinparticular.com/jj.JPG)
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Post by: Bobblehead on 04-19-2012, 11:37pm
Not really a headline, but. . . .

(http://i.imgur.com/mHHem.png)

That is supposed to say "plaque."
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Post by: Bobblehead on 04-20-2012, 10:58am
Not a stupid headline, just a stupid problem. Look at the first Top News story. Jebus, that's a really important news story there.

(http://i.imgur.com/LgqcI.png)
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-14-2012, 08:51am
It's an awkward, run-on sentence of a headline but after all, it was written at 3 AM.

Jersey City police say man with bullets and drugs, and other man and Newark boy, arrested in triple shooting
Published: Saturday, July 14, 2012, 3:00 AM
Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal
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Post by: CeeDub on 07-14-2012, 09:01am
Jersey City Police arrest 2 men & 1 youth in drug-related triple shooting

Now you try - this can be like telephone!
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-16-2012, 06:47pm
Menendez says he's better choice for women than Kryrillos
Published: Monday, July 16, 2012, 5:00 PM
Daniel Reyes/The Jersey Journal By Daniel Reyes/The Jersey Journal

what?
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Post by: Binky on 07-21-2012, 08:08am
Union City police officer suing Little Ferry, neighbor says prosecutor office's failure to notify him of case dismissal left him on modified duty for 12 weeks

No more PC!
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Post by: Binky on 07-23-2012, 03:04pm

POLICE BEAT: Jersey City woman...
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Post by: MA on 07-23-2012, 05:07pm

POLICE BEAT: Jersey City woman...

Very Romneyesque of you.
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Post by: Binky on 07-23-2012, 05:32pm
 :rofl:
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Post by: MA on 08-21-2012, 05:14pm
Maybe this is that ex-Hoboken :cop:



Hoboken woman said he was harassed after reporting dog owner bringing pooch into gym (http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2012/08/hoboken_woman_said_he_was_hara.html)
Published: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 12:00 PM
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Post by: MA on 08-23-2012, 02:09pm
:palm:


(http://i.imgur.com/bop0l.jpg)
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Post by: Rabelais on 08-26-2012, 07:48pm
Not so much stupid, just back to back contradictory articles. Amazing.

(http://nowhereinparticular.com/journal.jpg)
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Post by: Binky on 08-26-2012, 07:50pm
He probably told his coworkers that he lived in Hoboken.
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Post by: Rabelais on 10-12-2012, 10:23am
(http://nowhereinparticular.com/ws.jpg)
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Post by: Binky on 10-14-2012, 05:22pm
Police Briefs
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Post by: fasteddie on 10-25-2012, 05:37pm
Jersey City man fights cops after he allegedly grabs woman's buttocks, police say

Nothing technically wrong here, I just luvs me a good buttocks headline is all.
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Post by: propscene on 10-27-2012, 06:40pm
Jersey City police say girlfriend biting man's scrotum brings assault, domestic violence charge
jersey Journal, 10/27/2012


You would have thought they'd pulled her off him by now, poor guy.

"nnnhhh nnhhh ashaultnnn nmhuhessic vhihownennce"
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Post by: CeeDub on 11-17-2012, 11:17am
Bayonne man's trial on charge of raping stepdaughter split family he's convicted
by Michaelangelo Conte
November 17, 2012 at 10:44 AM, updated November 17, 2012 at 10:48 AM

I just don't even know what this means - is it one of those jumbles from someone's refrigerator door?
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Post by: Binky on 12-22-2012, 09:20pm
Mahwah police catch would-be burglar wearing only underwear
By Dan Ivers/NJ.com
on December 22, 2012 at 8:15 AM, updated December 22, 2012 at 12:07 PM


Dangerous work
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Post by: Soshin on 12-28-2012, 08:52pm
I don't even know where to start with this one..........

NYC man couldn't make monkey out of cops after trying to steal electronics, bananas: police (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2012/12/new_york_man_shoplifted_electr.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HudsonCounty+%28Hudson+County%29)
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Post by: Rabelais on 01-02-2013, 09:25am
Jersey City husband asks why family car is on top of other car  (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/01/jersey_city_husband_asks_why_f.html#incart_river)
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Post by: MA on 01-16-2013, 10:22am
Hoboken cops say homeless man broke into apartment, lived messily for 3 weeks (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/01/hoboken_cops_say_homeless_man.html)
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Post by: Binky on 01-17-2013, 11:29am
Jersey City cops say burglary suspect arrested break-in attempts over wide area

The should have put him to work on the police force.  He sounds as good as Frodo, the Wonder Dog!
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Post by: CeeDub on 01-17-2013, 12:02pm
Jersey City cops say arrested burglary suspect attempted break-ins over wide area

Read betterer now?
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Post by: fasteddie on 02-21-2013, 09:58am
N.J. woman was fired from Mars for being gay and pregnant, lawsuit says
 By Jeff Goldman/The Star-Ledger
on February 21, 2013 at 9:35 AM, updated February 21, 2013 at 9:43 AM
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Post by: fasteddie on 03-02-2013, 11:11am
Union City couple charged with stealing $40K in women's shoes
 By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on March 02, 2013 at 9:12 AM
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Post by: jehu on 03-10-2013, 07:38pm
"22-year-old Bayonne man dies after being struck by hit-and-run driver"

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Post by: Bobblehead on 03-15-2013, 10:03am
Tractor-trailer overheats on Depressed Highway in Jersey City (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2013/03/tractor-trailer_overheats_on_d.html#incart_river)

Jersey City, where even the highways are depressed.




H/T to Rabelais.
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Post by: fasteddie on 03-17-2013, 09:37am
Pope Francis begins his papacy, makes first apperance in window
  By The Associated Press
on March 17, 2013 at 8:28 AM
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Post by: fasteddie on 03-18-2013, 08:30am
:jeff: Most convoluted, misleading headline ever.

Email shows ally of Healy's opponent had ties to school board before he won lucrative contract
By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal
on March 17, 2013 at 12:46 PM, updated March 17, 2013 at 6:07 PM

Translation: Email shows Fulop's ally had ties to school board before he won lucrative contract
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Post by: Rabelais on 03-23-2013, 09:31am
Mercedes-Benz hit from rear, driver is carjacked by passengers



http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/03/mercedes-benz_hit_from_rear_dr.html
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Post by: fasteddie on 03-27-2013, 08:19am
Jersey City man stabbed after saying hello to another man: police
  By Anthony J. Machcinski/The Jersey Journal
on March 26, 2013 at 6:20 PM
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Post by: Rabelais on 04-24-2013, 10:13am
Jersey City women arguments in bar, later at home end in stabbing, arrest (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/04/jersey_city_women_arguments_in.html#incart_river)

From the story:

"The 20-year-old victim told police she was at a bar at Communipaw Avenue and Halladay Street at 2 a.m. when Johnson approached..."
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Post by: MA on 05-19-2013, 03:44pm
Volunteers searching for recovering pit bull puppy used as bait for fight dogs (http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2013/05/volunteers_searching_for_recov.html)

Those poor volunteers!  :-\
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Post by: Binky on 06-07-2013, 11:36pm
Bittersweet graduation ceremony for Resurrection School as the end nears

Luckily, they believe in the hereafter.
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-06-2013, 10:14am
Drug charge and cops give summonses, too
 By The Jersey Journal
on July 06, 2013 at 9:14 AM
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-18-2013, 02:20pm
From the Department of Redundancy Department:

Rally to support of immigration reform on tap for Journal Square on Saturday will be held Saturday

By Marli Horwitz/The Jersey Journal
on July 18, 2013 at 2:06 PM
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Post by: shahaggy on 07-23-2013, 10:51am
Car filled with homeless dogs crashes; 2 lost dogs are found, 5 are adopted
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-24-2013, 09:46am
Hoboken wants action on climate change after damage from Hurricane Sandy :rofl:
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Post by: moelissa on 07-24-2013, 02:31pm
I wish them the best of luck!

Hoboken wants action on climate change after damage from Hurricane Sandy :rofl:
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Post by: moelissa on 07-25-2013, 12:57pm
N.J. women awakened while sleeping at rest stop help prevent murder-suicide  - Is there another time you can be awakened that I don't know about?
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Post by: Hurtle on 07-29-2013, 05:47pm
Bayonne man who burned infant daughter with knife gets 8 years in prison

By Erika Solorzano/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal
on July 29, 2013 at 1:40 PM, updated July 29, 2013 at 1:47 PM


Would you rather be burned by a knife or stabbed by a flaming log?
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Post by: Binky on 08-13-2013, 10:57pm
Creep wanted by Hoboken cops for lewd behavior in view of 2 women

Where should they send resumes?
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Post by: fasteddie on 08-23-2013, 07:07am
15-year-old arrested Jersey City boy arrested and 59 bags of suspected heroin seized

 Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on August 22, 2013 at 7:43 PM
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Post by: moelissa on 08-23-2013, 09:24am
quality editor at NJ.com

15-year-old arrested Jersey City boy arrested and 59 bags of suspected heroin seized

 Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on August 22, 2013 at 7:43 PM
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Post by: shahaggy on 09-06-2013, 12:40pm
Hoboken cops say seaman came all the way from Scotland to moon Mickey D's
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Post by: Binky on 09-09-2013, 06:39am
Council person Osborne presents Pedestrian plan
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Post by: MA on 09-23-2013, 02:32pm
Bad city! Bad!

Jersey City displaces a family, kills pet dog (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/09/jersey_city_displaces_a_family.html)
By Felix Alarcon/The Jersey Journal
on September 23, 2013 at 3:00 AM
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Post by: MA on 10-08-2013, 11:21am
Jersey City firefighters come to rescue of man stuck up a tree (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2013/10/jersey_city_firefighters_come_to_rescue_of_man_stuck_up_a_tree.html)
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Post by: fasteddie on 10-25-2013, 08:28am
Bayonne preschool goes nut free, is first in city to do so

 Toni-Ann Cerbo/The Jersey Journal
on October 25, 2013 at 7:30 AM
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Post by: Frank M on 11-05-2013, 01:12pm
We made the Daily Mail... kind of:

Brooklyn women are the most picky in the country but men looking for love should target Jersey City

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2486472/Brooklyn-women-picky-country-men-looking-love-target-Jersey-City.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2486472/Brooklyn-women-picky-country-men-looking-love-target-Jersey-City.html)
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Post by: Bobblehead on 11-05-2013, 01:19pm
JC women represent!
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Post by: Bobblehead on 11-06-2013, 07:47am
Jersey City police say men in car beat and shoot at man on street (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/11/post_202.html)

They shoot at man.
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Post by: fasteddie on 11-06-2013, 09:40am
Kearny, Secaucus, Guttenberg mayors victorious - faced no challengers

By Jonathan Lin/The Jersey Journal
on November 06, 2013 at 9:00 AM,
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Post by: Bobblehead on 12-02-2013, 09:56am
4 killed, more than 60 injured when Amtrak train derails in the Bronx (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/12/4_killed_more_than_60_injured.html)

:palm: It was a Metro North train, not Amtrak.
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Post by: fasteddie on 01-28-2014, 09:39pm
Cops: Florida man slips on ice trying to outrun Bayonne police

By Felix Alarcon/The Jersey Journal
on January 28, 2014 at 9:22 PM
Title: 13-year-old Hoboken boy wins The Jersey Journal's 55th Annual Hudson County Spel
Post by: nikki on 02-09-2014, 09:38am
13-year-old Hoboken boy wins The Jersey Journal's 55th Annual Hudson County Spelling Bee

How can they sponsor something that their writers wouldn't be able to participate in?

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/02/13-year-old_hoboken_boy_wins_the_jersey_journals_55th_annual_hudson_county_spelling_bee.html (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/02/13-year-old_hoboken_boy_wins_the_jersey_journals_55th_annual_hudson_county_spelling_bee.html)
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Post by: raspberrie on 02-09-2014, 12:57pm
13-year-old Hoboken boy wins The Jersey Journal's 55th Annual Hudson County Spelling Bee

How can they sponsor something that their writers wouldn't be able to participate in?

[url]http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/02/13-year-old_hoboken_boy_wins_the_jersey_journals_55th_annual_hudson_county_spelling_bee.html[/url] ([url]http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/02/13-year-old_hoboken_boy_wins_the_jersey_journals_55th_annual_hudson_county_spelling_bee.html[/url])


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Bobblehead on 02-20-2014, 11:36am
Disabled vehicle on Lincoln Tunnel causing delays up to an hour (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/02/disabled_vehicle_on_lincoln_tunnel_causing_delays_up_to_an_hour.html#incart_river)
By Vonecia Carswell/The Jersey Journal
February 20, 2014 at 9:42 AM, updated February 20, 2014 at 9:48 AM

On the tunnel? :|
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Post by: MA on 03-05-2014, 01:23pm
Bar therapy: Hoboken 30-somethings to talk depression, anxiety at happy hour
By Kathryn Brenzel/NJ.com
on March 05, 2014 at 11:29 AM

"happy"
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Post by: Bobblehead on 03-05-2014, 01:30pm
Bar therapy: Hoboken 30-somethings to talk depression, anxiety at happy hour
By Kathryn Brenzel/NJ.com
on March 05, 2014 at 11:29 AM

"happy"

Alcohol = depressant.

This is about as good an idea as the craft beer domestic abuse social fundraiser.
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Post by: Rabelais on 03-14-2014, 09:26am
Cops: Bayonne man found sleep, drunk in car among traffic

Story found here (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2014/03/bayonne_police_say_they_found.html#incart_river).
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Post by: raspberrie on 04-29-2014, 01:52pm
Gas line is struck, ruptured on Hoboken's bust Washington Street

I guess it's pretty bust. http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/04/gas_line_break_in_hoboken_to_be_repaired_soon_officials.html#incart_river (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/04/gas_line_break_in_hoboken_to_be_repaired_soon_officials.html#incart_river)
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Post by: Binky on 06-02-2014, 06:19am
 "Bayonne flag-raising to coincide with national sing-along of anthem"
From the Jersey Journal, June 2, 2014
Here (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/06/bayonne_flag_raising_ceremony_set_for_june.htm)

Kudos!  It sounds difficult to organize.
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Post by: shahaggy on 06-11-2014, 11:19am
My Little Pony fans flock to Big Apple Ponycon in Jersey City
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Post by: MA on 07-01-2014, 01:17pm
Maybe one can take over your job, Al.



Top of the class
Jersey City students graduate with flare (http://hudsonreporter.com/bookmark/25359789-Top-of-the-class-br-font-size-2-i-Jersey-City-students-graduate-with-flare-font-i-br-)
by Al Sullivan
Reporter staff writer
Jun 29, 2014
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-08-2014, 09:47am
New Hoboken Pilates studio specializes in injuries

By Amanda Eisenberg/The Jersey Journal 
on July 08, 2014 at 9:16 AM

I hope they have plenty of insurance
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-09-2014, 08:27pm
Weehawken man touches himself on porch of 11-year-old boy

By Patrick McGovern/The Jersey Journal
on July 09, 2014 at 6:48 PM
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-10-2014, 05:07pm
North Bergen man attacks woman with guitar, other household items

By Patrick McGovern/The Jersey Journal
on July 10, 2014 at 3:15 PM
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Post by: Rabelais on 07-14-2014, 07:11pm
Onions on his cheese burger led to man's arrest in West New York

Yup, that's what it said.


Read the full story here (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/07/onions_on_his_cheese_burger_led_to_arrest_of_mans_in_west_new_york.html).
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-29-2014, 09:20pm
Union City man breaks into woman's home and bites her
By Patrick McGovern | The Jersey Journal
on July 29, 2014 at 8:39 PM
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-31-2014, 07:46am
New downtown Jersey City high-rise rental building represents 'everything good'
By Jonathan Lin/The Jersey Journal
on July 31, 2014 at 7:37 AM
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Post by: AndyDufresne on 09-05-2014, 08:58am
Jersey City teen shot in buttocks near 'problem' area: cops
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on September 03, 2014 at 7:41 AM
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Post by: devb on 09-05-2014, 11:42am
Owner: Horse killed after Route 287 crash earned his place in heaven

Justin Zaremba | NJ.com
Sep 3, 2014 2:48:21 PM
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Post by: fasteddie on 12-03-2014, 07:22am
Boxing matches in Heaven? My money is on Saint Joseph for a KO in the 5th round.

St. Anthony will face difficult challenge in powerhouse St. Joseph

By Yueh Ho | The Jersey Journal
on December 02, 2014 9:57 p.m
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Post by: devb on 12-22-2014, 09:56am
Injured parrot in Aberdeen was actually a Christmas hat

BBC: NE SCOTLAND, ORKNEY & SHETLAND 12/22/14
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Post by: fasteddie on 02-05-2015, 10:05pm
Workshop in Jersey City aims to teach women how to encourage young men

By Sudip Bhattacharya | The Jersey Journal
on February 05, 2015 at 6:28 PM

A workshop on flirting?
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Post by: fasteddie on 02-19-2015, 03:02pm
Some employees in Hudson County Plaza working without heat; boiler is blamed

By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal
on February 19, 2015 at 2:00 PM
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Post by: fasteddie on 02-23-2015, 01:51pm
Bayonne bishop prays for ancient Iraqi Christians

By Rev. Alexander Santora/For the Jersey Journal
on February 23, 2015 at 12:15 PM
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Post by: AmbushBug on 02-23-2015, 03:57pm
Home invasion suspects raid New Brunswick house tied to marijuana trade, police say (http://www.nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2015/02/home_invasion_suspects_raid_new_brunswick_house_ti.html#incart_river)

By Vernal Coleman | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
on February 23, 2015 at 2:28 PM (updated February 23, 2015 at 3:40 PM)

Oh, rereading the article, I see that the headline is in fact accurate. Just confusing.
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Post by: MA on 03-06-2015, 11:19am
Man hit Jersey City woman in head with two-by-four, broke her arm: cops
By Jonathan Lin | The Jersey Journal
on March 05, 2015 at 4:49 PM, updated March 05, 2015 at 5:29 PM
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Post by: MA on 03-09-2015, 03:07pm
Any guesses as to what he was singing? Love Gun? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4)





When crooning fails to woo back wife, Jersey City suspect pulls fake gun on woman, police say
By Ken Thorbourne | The Jersey Journal
on March 08, 2015 at 3:13 PM, updated March 08, 2015 at 7:14 PM

JERSEY CITY -- After failing to woo back his estranged wife by singing love songs over the phone, a 42-year-old city man showed up to her home and pointed a fake firearm at her, according to police reports.

Desmond Burno was charged early this morning with burglary, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, terroristic threats, endangering the welfare of children, and unlawful possession of an imitation firearm, police reports said.

The wife, who told police she is separated from Burno, said she received repeated phone calls from him between 11 p.m. and midnight in which he was singing love songs in an attempt at reconciliation, reports said.

When the crooning fell flat, Burno paid his wife a surprise visit at her Randolph Avenue apartment.

The woman said she was wearing nothing but undergarments when Burno barged into the apartment. He pointed the gun at her and said, "We need to talk, or else," the woman told police. Read more (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2015/03/jc_cops_suspect_sings_love_songs_then_points_fake.html)
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Post by: CeeDub on 03-27-2015, 09:20am
Who did what now?

http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2015/03/woman_nabbed_after_hit-and-run.html (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2015/03/woman_nabbed_after_hit-and-run.html)
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Post by: fasteddie on 06-22-2015, 09:01pm
Man charged with exposing self to children in Hoboken and putting head through wall

By Michaelangelo Conte  The Jersey Journal 
on June 22, 2015 at 5:10 PM
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Post by: fasteddie on 06-23-2015, 12:31pm
Passaic man with pregnant woman in U-Haul leads Bayonne police on high-speed chase, cops say

By Jonathan Lin | The Jersey Journal
on June 23, 2015 at 11:34 AM
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Post by: devb on 06-30-2015, 09:21am
Jersey City man sets himself on fire while trying to burn ants, police say


http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2015/06/jersey_city_man_accidentally_s.html (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2015/06/jersey_city_man_accidentally_s.html)
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Post by: MA on 07-08-2015, 12:42pm
Softball tournament and bone marrow returns to Jersey City (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2015/06/5th_annual_softball_tournament.html)
By Caitlin Mota | The Jersey Journal
on June 19, 2015 at 8:24 AM
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Post by: fasteddie on 09-03-2015, 07:57am
The Jersey Journal 2015 fall previews: HCIAL White girls soccer

By Jason Bernstein | For The Jersey Journal
on September 02, 2015 8:50 PM
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Post by: fasteddie on 09-04-2015, 07:21am
The Jersey Journal 2015 fall previews: HCIAL Red girls soccer

By Jason Bernstein | For The Jersey Journal
on September 03, 2015 9:03 PM
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Post by: fasteddie on 09-10-2015, 08:45am
The Jersey Journal 2015 fall previews: HCIAL White boys soccer

By Jason Bernstein | For The Jersey Journal
on September 09, 2015 7:19 PM
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Post by: MA on 10-05-2015, 01:27pm
I wonder what flavor punch. :P

--

Drunk patient throws urine, punch at Christ Hospital employee, police say

By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal
on October 05, 2015 at 8:53 AM
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 10-09-2015, 05:51pm
Drunk man found eating sandwich after causing car crash, cops say

By Laura Herzog | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
on October 09, 2015 at 4:13 PM
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Post by: Hurtle on 11-02-2015, 11:18am

Section Palisade Avenue in Jersey City street to be closed (http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2015/11/section_of_busy_jersey_city_st.html)
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Post by: fasteddie on 03-30-2016, 10:20am
SUEZ worker falls into Bayonne manhole

By Jonathan Lin | The Jersey Journal
on March 30, 2016 at 7:44 AM
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: MA on 05-06-2016, 10:19am
2 try to steal cereal in Jersey City: cops
By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal
on May 06, 2016 at 8:53 AM


At least they're not cereal killers.
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Post by: MA on 05-18-2016, 09:59am
Jersey City artist forges passion in her fiery kiln
By The Jersey Journal
on February 10, 2012 at 2:00 PM, updated February 10, 2012 at 2:51 PM


Yeah, baby! >:D
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Post by: mouse on 05-20-2016, 12:45pm
Man Wheeled Dead Body on Dolly on Staten Island: Sources

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Body-Wheeled-Dolly-Staten-Island-Police-NYC-Post-Lane-380269441.html (http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Body-Wheeled-Dolly-Staten-Island-Police-NYC-Post-Lane-380269441.html)

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Post by: CeeDub on 05-31-2016, 08:10am
Police: Man Trying To Rape Bronx Woman Beaten To Death By Her Husband

https://twitter.com/wcbs880/status/737603687120408578
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: AmbushBug on 06-01-2016, 01:57pm
More a stupid article than a stupid headline, but man, this one's a doozy:

Sci-fi weekend planned at Landmark Loew's Jersey Theater (http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2016/05/sci-fi_weekend_planned_at_landmark_loews_jersey_th.html#incart_river_index)

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It's time for a little sci-fi in Jersey City. The Landmark Loew's Jersey Theater has quite a line-up this weekend. If you've never seen the classic original "Aliens," which spawned a series of sequels, this is your chance to see it on the big screen.

The film, starring Sigourney Weaver, Micheal Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser, will be shown at 8:20 p.m. Saturday, following a 1902 silent film, "A Trip to the Moon." That film will be shown with organ accompaniment.

"Aliens" was released in 1986 and was directed by John Cameron.


Ugh, where to start . . .

"Aliens" is a sequel, not the original film. That would be "Alien," from back in 1979. Also, "Aliens" was directed by *James* Cameron, not John Cameron. But at least those are the only mistakes.

Oh wait . . .

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On Saturday at 6 p.m., you can see the silent "A Trip to the Moon," followed by the classic, "The Day the Earth Stood Still, starring Patricia Neal and Michael Rennie and Sam Jaffee. Released in 1951 it is one the first and most famous films about space travel -- its image of a bullet-shaped space ship hitting the smiling face of the moon is iconic.


So, no. "The Day the Earth Stood Still" is about an alien that comes to earth. "A Trip to the Moon" is the first (I guess foremost? Isn't that redundant?) film about space travel, with the bullet-shaped space ship and everything.

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The Landmark Loew's in located in Journal Square in Jersey City, across from the PATH station.


Well, at least they got that part right.
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Post by: Binky on 06-01-2016, 10:44pm
I prefer "A Grand Day Out" with Wallace and Gromit.
"Suddenly finding himself cheeseless, Wallace goes truly ballistic, flying his homemade rocket to the moon with Gromit in seach of his favorite snack."
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Post by: fasteddie on 08-06-2016, 11:46am
The Monopology mural that Jersey City destroyed after two months cost it $2K

By Terrence T. McDonald | The Jersey Journal
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on August 06, 2016 at 9:34 AM
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Post by: fasteddie on 11-11-2016, 11:27am
New Jersey voters pass gas, tax referendum
Updated: NOVEMBER 9, 2016 7:00 AM EST

by The Associated Press


Yes, I added the comma, they were asking for it.
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Post by: fasteddie on 12-18-2016, 02:37pm
It's stupid AND :rofl:

Bronx resident pulled man's pants down in Harrison for video: authorities

By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal

on December 18, 2016 at 10:00 AM
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 01-19-2017, 09:43am
Man touched himself outside Bayonne school: police

By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal
on January 19, 2017 at 7:43 AM
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Post by: shahaggy on 02-03-2017, 09:01am
Police station fumigated after men caught in store sex act, report says

By Anthony G. Attrino | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
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on February 03, 2017 at 8:42 AM, updated February 03, 2017 at 8:52 AM
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Post by: MA on 02-16-2017, 02:01pm
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM
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Post by: Binky on 02-16-2017, 04:02pm
I guess Death is a stable condition. :|
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: MA on 02-16-2017, 04:30pm
Recovering from evisceration takes a lot of guts.

I guess Death is a stable condition. :|
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: CeeDub on 02-16-2017, 04:37pm
I don't have the stomach for that.
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Post by: Binky on 03-15-2017, 08:39pm
N.J. pork roll company worker's flatulence suit fails smell test, judge rules

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/03/lawsuit_filed_by_wife_of_man_fire_for_passing_gas.html#incart_most-read_hudson_article (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/03/lawsuit_filed_by_wife_of_man_fire_for_passing_gas.html#incart_most-read_hudson_article)
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Post by: fasteddie on 08-29-2017, 12:18pm
Texas man threatens to dismember Jersey City woman after drinks

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
August 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM
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Post by: MA on 08-29-2017, 01:43pm
Texas man threatens to dismember Jersey City woman after drinks

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
August 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM


She should've been suspicious when she saw him.

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/mikeinjc/leatherface_zpshzqqk6hv.jpg)
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Post by: fasteddie on 09-05-2017, 12:05am
Orange man charged with DWI in Jersey City after going wrong way on one-way street
Posted on September 4, 2017 at 2:35 PM
By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcwAJ4jWwAIJkf7.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 09-12-2017, 07:13pm
Jersey City man busted with Rogaine, Nicoderm after Target robbery, cops say
Posted on September 12, 2017 at 3:39 PM
By Patrick Villanova
The Jersey Journal
(https://littlebylisten.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/phil_spector.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 09-18-2017, 08:08am
Probe into sheriff's officer's kinky past complete: source

Posted on September 18, 2017 at 7:30 AM
 Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
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Post by: CeeDub on 10-04-2017, 09:38am
Jersey City resident serves ship with special 9/11 meaning

Anyone missing a preposition? Thank G*d the p and t are not adjacent on the keyboard

edit: 9:40 they found and inserted the missing preposition.
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Post by: Binky on 01-17-2018, 12:32pm
ITTLIAW

Man saves injured pelican at Dog Beach

By Mandy Miles Key West Citizen
January 17, 2018
Provided photo Caillon Sims this week rescued an injured pelican that crash-landed at Dog Beach. A juvenile pelican is recuperating comfortably at Key West Wildlife Center after a harrowing migratory arrival Saturday in Key West. Caillon Sims, who moved to Key West nine months ago from Seattle,...
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Post by: fasteddie on 03-06-2018, 06:58am
Knife-wielding man stuffs Hostess cupcakes down his pants: cops
Posted Mar 5, 4:34 PM

By Corey W. McDonald cmcdonald@jjournal.com
The Jersey Journal
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Post by: fasteddie on 03-22-2018, 04:02pm
Sorry but I think this is hilarious.

Man charged with threatening to cut grandmother's throat

Posted 1:41 PM
By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
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Post by: shahaggy on 04-05-2018, 01:35pm
A train packed with Jersey feces is laying waste to an Alabama town :poop:

 link (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/04/a_train_full_of_jersey_feces_is_laying_waste_to_an_alabama_town.html#incart_most-read_)
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Post by: shahaggy on 04-11-2018, 02:12pm
'Pizza cops' charged criminally because of department's recent legal troubles: attorneys

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: MA on 05-30-2018, 09:47am
Anal Cunts Josh Martin dies after falling off escalator (http://www.brooklynvegan.com/anal-cunts-josh-martin-dies-after-falling-off-escalator/)
By BrooklynVegan Staff May 29, 2018 2:07 PM
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Post by: fasteddie on 07-20-2018, 10:28pm
Wally, a baby fainting goat, saved from Walmart lot after 'rescuers' asked if they could eat him

By Chris Sheldon
NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
Title: Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
Post by: fasteddie on 09-04-2018, 09:38am
Stuff a giant zucchini to feed the whole family

By Nora Martinez DeBenedetto
The Jersey Journal