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Calendar / Re: Woodsy et al.'s trip to the Biergarten
« on: 04-08-2017, 10:32am »
We're in 🍺🍻 :pint: :pint: :wine:

The Barge Inn serves Italian cuisine made from recipes handed down through generations. Thatís why the food is so delicious Ė itís authentic.

Sally, this article is from February 17, 2015, why are you posting old articles.

Restaurants & Bars / Raval
« on: 05-23-2016, 01:53pm »
This place blows hole. We actually blew $109 here and left hungry. Look I know I'm chub city, but come on, sharing plates, yeah maybe if your Candace Swanpool. We ordered the "prawn" appetizer, lets be honest its fucking shrimp with heads, 3 came out, 3 lmfao I'm a chubster, so wtf are we going to do split it. Whatever, fuck this place so hard, we left and actually got homophobic ibbys on the way home. I can't fucking wait for this shit show to close. I recommend walking the fuck past here and getting sardines in a can at Tendershoot and a 6pack from Walts shit show. Your life and wallet will thank you. Also fuck you Raval

In all my 15 years of living here, boom boxes have been as much of a problem as me getting pregnant have. I would gladly listen to some old jams blasting from a boom box on some sexy dudes shoulder rather than babies crying, drunk white dudes piss hitting the concrete, bitches complaining they missed their period and their parents are cutting them off financially, complaints about dogs not being allowed in restaurants, motorcycles, why so many motorcycles why lord why. I am all on board though for a rule against animals fucking and procreating in my backyard, that would be awesome, also banning women with blunt cut bangs, that is so annoying and uneasy on the eyes. Also whistling, that shit NEEDS to be punishable by death. Thank you so much Curtis for chiming in, I know you and Lisa live here and want to make JC yours, oh that's right she left your sorry ass years ago and you don't live here. Banning berets' should be a given, unless you bought it at a second hand store.

Calendar / Re: Share Your Story: PR & Marketing
« on: 05-21-2016, 01:03pm »
I will tell you exactly how to do all this for free. Sign up for all social media, DO NOT have a black, white or busy step and repeat. Do not endorse Donald Trump. Have your client wear colors, don't pose with your hand on your hip. Do not have a huge mole on your face, don't just promote your asshole self, promote the "brand" unless of course the brand is you and you suck asshole. Be approachable, don't look completely pissed off when in the company of your husband and kid. I hope this helps, this can go for REAL celebrities and businesses or pseudo ones that you think you actually might be someone people give a shit about. Please feel free to inbox me for additional questions. I'll be here all weekend eating hummus

Calendar / Re: ChicpeaJC Turns 2: After Party
« on: 04-21-2016, 06:05pm »
This is way wayyyyyy too easy for me Mole face go take care of your kid you asshole

General / Re: Downtown Resident Parking Under Threat
« on: 10-28-2015, 09:02pm »
YAY!! FREE :pizza: FOR ALL some?

Shitty Pizza, from a place owned by a huge baby. Wahhhh no competition  >:D lmfao jerk off, I'm shocked Aaron hasn't boycotted the mural above McDonald's, because it competes with his pretty colors of the exterior of Two Boots.

General / Re: Disposing of an old Air Conditioner
« on: 09-11-2015, 01:11pm »
Just put that fucker in a lawn and leaf garbage bag and no one will be the wiser.. Where is Stephen? :Ducks: Hahahahaha

From Wolf's facebook page  ;D


Score one for the good guys:

Sometimes people deserve to get fired. Like the city contractor who tried to shakedown Pint and threatened my staff while on the city payroll. And guess what? Today he got fired.

Sometimes an investigation is a very good thing. Today the Jersey City police department assigned a detective to look into this incident.

Jersey City is damn cool. If you've never been you should. We have historic districts, a mural project encouraged by Mayor Steven Fulop that is filling the city with art, music festivals, delicious restaurants, and yes, a little bar that was the first place this side of the Hudson River to win the Good Beer Seal (ehem, that'd be Pint). And we have some amazingly hardworking city employees like our fire department that twice saved Pint from fires in adjacent businesses. I hate, hate, hate that a few bad actors still think it's the set for a Soprano's episode. And frankly, I'm glad this guy picked me because he picked the wrong grumpy old man to fuck with.

But wait - it wasn't me that made this happen. It was all of you. All my friends from across the country, strangers and neighbors who were as outraged as I was and who lit a fire under the city to take care of this. Really, several times this week I've nearly shed a tear at the kindness of strangers. I didn't actually shed a tear because I had my tear ducts surgically removed, but if I could (that's a joke).

I think it's important to acknowledge Terrence McDonald of who was the first to give us some press, Candice Osborne who endured my anger and still did a great job, Council President Rolando Lavarro Jr. who is one cool dude, Mayor Steven Fulop who probably has been cursing my name all week as if his job wasn't already hard enough, and the folks at CBS New York. News 12 New Jersey, The Wall Street Journal, and Joe Jervis of JoeMyGod.

Finally during this incident I heard from lots and lots of Jersey City residents who say they believe the trash trucks in our city are often operated by intoxicated drivers. I told this to Peter Roselle, the president of Regional Industries, and I'm encouraging the city to start spot checks to see if this is true or not. Call me crazy, I'd rather enormous trash trucks be operated by people who are sober. Maybe being part of AA should be a requisite for that job.

Thanks everybody!

Groceries, Bakeries & Delis / Re: Seven Sheep Coffee
« on: 08-31-2015, 11:24pm »
There are no good coffee places by me, so I'll take it.

:D I hope you know I was just being a jerk yesterday. I welcome all business here, except Two Boots (still being a jerk today I see) lmfao good coffee is a must. :D

These are awesome pics dude, thank you so much for sharing. How long you all think that's going to sit there? 2 years?

Calendar / Re: September 11th JC Fridays
« on: 08-30-2015, 04:13pm »
Yayyyy sub par shitty "art" lmfao with the exception of Kayt the art in this town is as wonderful as a hair up my ass. Protect Your HeART. Barf

Groceries, Bakeries & Delis / Re: Seven Sheep Coffee
« on: 08-30-2015, 04:09pm »
Yayyyyy another coffee place...  ::)

Restaurants & Bars / Re: Coming soon: Hamilton Pork
« on: 08-30-2015, 03:49pm »
This is the stupidest name I've ever heard. Christ, its almost as bad as Box Spring. I will never go here, because of the name, I don't live around there and I'm a huge asshole. But Godspeed to you and your stupidly named restaurant.

This was really fun yesterday. When pride was at Exchange Place it was pretty but very spaced out and kind of to each their own vibe. City hall sucked ass, but Newark Ave was fun. Saw a bunch of friends and had a great time. The only issues I had were No port a potties (thankfully Barcade was kind enough to let people use the bathrooms) on the map handed out it had port a potties on bay street, nope. And there was a huge lack of food. Nanking, Empanadas and Me Casa and that was it. For a Festival that size I was hoping to see more food trucks. Thanks Two Boots. Anyway onward and upward they say. Thanks Robocub and The Gayborhood for a great time.

Arts & Entertainment / Re: Riverview Jazz Festival
« on: 06-05-2015, 09:45pm »
I'll bring corn muffins.

We got pineapple, cherry tomatoes, celery, carrots, salami, pepperoni, crackers, pretzels, cheese, hummus and grapes. We'll be there around 12:15.

Arts & Entertainment / Re: Riverview Jazz Festival
« on: 06-05-2015, 10:50am »
So excited all of you are's been way too long. Besides bringing, FE and the Lil' human, we will bring something...hmmmmm what should we bring?
We can bring all those little soy sauce and duck sauce packets from the Chinese place.

Awesome. We are lazy and have a ton of stuff to do later on and tonight (drink, party, nap, drink) so we will be bringing some kind of cheese/meat/fruit/veggie/crackers platter, something that we can snack on.

Arts & Entertainment / Re: Riverview Jazz Festival
« on: 06-04-2015, 01:52pm »
So excited all of you are's been way too long. Besides bringing, FE and the Lil' human, we will bring something...hmmmmm what should we bring?

woooooooo hooooooo  :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

Arts & Entertainment / Re: Riverview Jazz Festival
« on: 06-04-2015, 11:40am »
I'll bring corn muffins.

JCI is bringing pies from the Amish Market, Still deciding what me and HPD are bringing, will know by this evening

Restaurants & Bars / Re: Just Beclaws
« on: 05-15-2015, 12:56pm »
Sweet!~~  :D

For Sale / Re: FREE Pot
« on: 05-05-2015, 06:15pm »
HPD said she'll take the pot/pots. Text me if you're around this weekend  ;D

For Sale / Re: FREE Pot
« on: 05-05-2015, 04:19pm »

For Sale / Re: FREE Pot
« on: 05-05-2015, 04:07pm »
:rofl: Love you 😍  ;D HPD might be interested, I'll let you know

For Sale / Re: FREE Pot
« on: 05-05-2015, 03:41pm »
Damn you Woodsy, I haven't been this let down or disappointed since that twatbag Julia Roberts won the Oscar over Ellen Burstyn.  :( >:D

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