Felony? For some doobage?.
Wow, I didn't know Jersey was a Police State. So what's the punishment for not wearing a seat belt, execution?. NO, that can't be it or you wouldn't have a governor any more.
Anyway, here I am putting the fucking little asterick in lieu of the fully spelled FUCK word unnecessarily. At least I can say FUCK here ..which is sumptin' ..I guess.