Author Topic: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here (Read 28191 times)

Rabelais · « **Reply #139 on:** 04-24-2013, 10:13am »

Jersey City women arguments in bar, later at home end in stabbing, arrest

From the story:

"The 20-year-old victim told police she was at a bar at Communipaw Avenue and Halladay Street at 2 a.m. when Johnson approached..."

fasteddie · « **Reply #138 on:** 03-27-2013, 08:19am »

Jersey City man stabbed after saying hello to another man: police
By Anthony J. Machcinski/The Jersey Journal
on March 26, 2013 at 6:20 PM

Rabelais · « **Reply #137 on:** 03-23-2013, 09:31am »

Mercedes-Benz hit from rear, driver is carjacked by passengers

http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/03/mercedes-benz_hit_from_rear_dr.html

fasteddie · « **Reply #136 on:** 03-18-2013, 08:30am »

Most convoluted, misleading headline ever.

Email shows ally of Healy's opponent had ties to school board before he won lucrative contract
By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal
on March 17, 2013 at 12:46 PM, updated March 17, 2013 at 6:07 PM

Translation: Email shows Fulop's ally had ties to school board before he won lucrative contract

fasteddie · « **Reply #135 on:** 03-17-2013, 09:37am »

Pope Francis begins his papacy, makes first apperance in window
By The Associated Press
on March 17, 2013 at 8:28 AM

Bobblehead · « **Reply #134 on:** 03-15-2013, 10:03am »

Tractor-trailer overheats on Depressed Highway in Jersey City

Jersey City, where even the highways are depressed.

H/T to Rabelais.

jehu · « **Reply #133 on:** 03-10-2013, 07:38pm »

"22-year-old Bayonne man dies after being struck by hit-and-run driver"

fasteddie · « **Reply #132 on:** 03-02-2013, 11:11am »

Union City couple charged with stealing $40K in women's shoes
By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on March 02, 2013 at 9:12 AM

fasteddie · « **Reply #131 on:** 02-21-2013, 09:58am »

N.J. woman was fired from Mars for being gay and pregnant, lawsuit says
By Jeff Goldman/The Star-Ledger
on February 21, 2013 at 9:35 AM, updated February 21, 2013 at 9:43 AM

CeeDub · « **Reply #130 on:** 01-17-2013, 12:02pm »

Quote from: Binky on 01-17-2013, 11:29am

Jersey City cops say arrested burglary suspect attempted break-ins over wide area

Read betterer now?

Binky · « **Reply #129 on:** 01-17-2013, 11:29am »

Jersey City cops say burglary suspect arrested break-in attempts over wide area

The should have put him to work on the police force. He sounds as good as Frodo, the Wonder Dog!

MCA™ · « **Reply #128 on:** 01-16-2013, 10:22am »

Hoboken cops say homeless man broke into apartment, lived messily for 3 weeks

Rabelais · « **Reply #127 on:** 01-02-2013, 09:25am »

Jersey City husband asks why family car is on top of other car

Soshin · « **Reply #126 on:** 12-28-2012, 08:52pm »

I don't even know where to start with this one..........

NYC man couldn't make monkey out of cops after trying to steal electronics, bananas: police

Binky · « **Reply #125 on:** 12-22-2012, 09:20pm »

Mahwah police catch would-be burglar wearing only underwear
By Dan Ivers/NJ.com
on December 22, 2012 at 8:15 AM, updated December 22, 2012 at 12:07 PM

Dangerous work

CeeDub · « **Reply #124 on:** 11-17-2012, 11:17am »

Bayonne man's trial on charge of raping stepdaughter split family he's convicted
by Michaelangelo Conte
November 17, 2012 at 10:44 AM, updated November 17, 2012 at 10:48 AM

I just don't even know what this means - is it one of those jumbles from someone's refrigerator door?

propscene · « **Reply #123 on:** 10-27-2012, 06:40pm »

Jersey City police say girlfriend biting man's scrotum brings assault, domestic violence charge
jersey Journal, 10/27/2012

You would have thought they'd pulled her off him by now, poor guy.

"nnnhhh nnhhh ashaultnnn nmhuhessic vhihownennce"

fasteddie · « **Reply #122 on:** 10-25-2012, 05:37pm »

Jersey City man fights cops after he allegedly grabs woman's buttocks, police say

Nothing technically wrong here, I just luvs me a good buttocks headline is all.

Binky · « **Reply #121 on:** 10-14-2012, 05:22pm »

Police Briefs

Rabelais · « **Reply #120 on:** 10-12-2012, 10:23am »

Binky · « **Reply #119 on:** 08-26-2012, 07:50pm »

He probably told his coworkers that he lived in Hoboken.

Rabelais · « **Reply #118 on:** 08-26-2012, 07:48pm »

Not so much stupid, just back to back contradictory articles. Amazing.

MCA™ · « **Reply #117 on:** 08-23-2012, 02:09pm »

MCA™ · « **Reply #116 on:** 08-21-2012, 05:14pm »

Maybe this is that ex-Hoboken

Hoboken woman said he was harassed after reporting dog owner bringing pooch into gym
Published: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 12:00 PM

Binky · « **Reply #115 on:** 07-23-2012, 05:32pm »

Jersey City, NJ Community Forums · « **Reply #115 on:** 07-23-2012, 05:32pm »

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