Author Topic: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here (Read 28847 times)

Binky · « **Reply #141 on:** 06-07-2013, 11:36pm »

Bittersweet graduation ceremony for Resurrection School as the end nears

Luckily, they believe in the hereafter.

MCA™ · « **Reply #140 on:** 05-19-2013, 03:44pm »

Volunteers searching for recovering pit bull puppy used as bait for fight dogs

Those poor volunteers! $:-\$

Rabelais · « **Reply #139 on:** 04-24-2013, 10:13am »

Jersey City women arguments in bar, later at home end in stabbing, arrest

From the story:

"The 20-year-old victim told police she was at a bar at Communipaw Avenue and Halladay Street at 2 a.m. when Johnson approached..."

fasteddie · « **Reply #138 on:** 03-27-2013, 08:19am »

Jersey City man stabbed after saying hello to another man: police
By Anthony J. Machcinski/The Jersey Journal
on March 26, 2013 at 6:20 PM

Rabelais · « **Reply #137 on:** 03-23-2013, 09:31am »

Mercedes-Benz hit from rear, driver is carjacked by passengers

http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/03/mercedes-benz_hit_from_rear_dr.html

fasteddie · « **Reply #136 on:** 03-18-2013, 08:30am »

Most convoluted, misleading headline ever.

Email shows ally of Healy's opponent had ties to school board before he won lucrative contract
By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal
on March 17, 2013 at 12:46 PM, updated March 17, 2013 at 6:07 PM

Translation: Email shows Fulop's ally had ties to school board before he won lucrative contract

fasteddie · « **Reply #135 on:** 03-17-2013, 09:37am »

Pope Francis begins his papacy, makes first apperance in window
By The Associated Press
on March 17, 2013 at 8:28 AM

Bobblehead · « **Reply #134 on:** 03-15-2013, 10:03am »

Tractor-trailer overheats on Depressed Highway in Jersey City

Jersey City, where even the highways are depressed.

H/T to Rabelais.

jehu · « **Reply #133 on:** 03-10-2013, 07:38pm »

"22-year-old Bayonne man dies after being struck by hit-and-run driver"

fasteddie · « **Reply #132 on:** 03-02-2013, 11:11am »

Union City couple charged with stealing $40K in women's shoes
By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on March 02, 2013 at 9:12 AM

fasteddie · « **Reply #131 on:** 02-21-2013, 09:58am »

N.J. woman was fired from Mars for being gay and pregnant, lawsuit says
By Jeff Goldman/The Star-Ledger
on February 21, 2013 at 9:35 AM, updated February 21, 2013 at 9:43 AM

CeeDub · « **Reply #130 on:** 01-17-2013, 12:02pm »

Quote from: Binky on 01-17-2013, 11:29am

Jersey City cops say arrested burglary suspect attempted break-ins over wide area

Read betterer now?

Binky · « **Reply #129 on:** 01-17-2013, 11:29am »

Jersey City cops say burglary suspect arrested break-in attempts over wide area

The should have put him to work on the police force. He sounds as good as Frodo, the Wonder Dog!

MCA™ · « **Reply #128 on:** 01-16-2013, 10:22am »

Hoboken cops say homeless man broke into apartment, lived messily for 3 weeks

Rabelais · « **Reply #127 on:** 01-02-2013, 09:25am »

Jersey City husband asks why family car is on top of other car

Soshin · « **Reply #126 on:** 12-28-2012, 08:52pm »

I don't even know where to start with this one..........

NYC man couldn't make monkey out of cops after trying to steal electronics, bananas: police

Binky · « **Reply #125 on:** 12-22-2012, 09:20pm »

Mahwah police catch would-be burglar wearing only underwear
By Dan Ivers/NJ.com
on December 22, 2012 at 8:15 AM, updated December 22, 2012 at 12:07 PM

Dangerous work

CeeDub · « **Reply #124 on:** 11-17-2012, 11:17am »

Bayonne man's trial on charge of raping stepdaughter split family he's convicted
by Michaelangelo Conte
November 17, 2012 at 10:44 AM, updated November 17, 2012 at 10:48 AM

I just don't even know what this means - is it one of those jumbles from someone's refrigerator door?

propscene · « **Reply #123 on:** 10-27-2012, 06:40pm »

Jersey City police say girlfriend biting man's scrotum brings assault, domestic violence charge
jersey Journal, 10/27/2012

You would have thought they'd pulled her off him by now, poor guy.

"nnnhhh nnhhh ashaultnnn nmhuhessic vhihownennce"

fasteddie · « **Reply #122 on:** 10-25-2012, 05:37pm »

Jersey City man fights cops after he allegedly grabs woman's buttocks, police say

Nothing technically wrong here, I just luvs me a good buttocks headline is all.

Binky · « **Reply #121 on:** 10-14-2012, 05:22pm »

Police Briefs

Rabelais · « **Reply #120 on:** 10-12-2012, 10:23am »

Binky · « **Reply #119 on:** 08-26-2012, 07:50pm »

He probably told his coworkers that he lived in Hoboken.

Rabelais · « **Reply #118 on:** 08-26-2012, 07:48pm »

Not so much stupid, just back to back contradictory articles. Amazing.

MCA™ · « **Reply #117 on:** 08-23-2012, 02:09pm »

MCA™ · « **Reply #116 on:** 08-21-2012, 05:14pm »

Maybe this is that ex-Hoboken

Hoboken woman said he was harassed after reporting dog owner bringing pooch into gym
Published: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 12:00 PM

Binky · « **Reply #115 on:** 07-23-2012, 05:32pm »

MCA™ · « **Reply #114 on:** 07-23-2012, 05:07pm »

Quote from: Binky on 07-23-2012, 03:04pm

POLICE BEAT: Jersey City woman...

Very Romneyesque of you.

Binky · « **Reply #113 on:** 07-23-2012, 03:04pm »

POLICE BEAT: Jersey City woman...

Binky · « **Reply #112 on:** 07-21-2012, 08:08am »

Union City police officer suing Little Ferry, neighbor says prosecutor office's failure to notify him of case dismissal left him on modified duty for 12 weeks

No more PC!

fasteddie · « **Reply #111 on:** 07-16-2012, 06:47pm »

Menendez says he's better choice for women than Kryrillos
Published: Monday, July 16, 2012, 5:00 PM
Daniel Reyes/The Jersey Journal By Daniel Reyes/The Jersey Journal

what?

CeeDub · « **Reply #110 on:** 07-14-2012, 09:01am »

Jersey City Police arrest 2 men & 1 youth in drug-related triple shooting

Now you try - this can be like telephone!

fasteddie · « **Reply #109 on:** 07-14-2012, 08:51am »

It's an awkward, run-on sentence of a headline but after all, it was written at 3 AM.

Jersey City police say man with bullets and drugs, and other man and Newark boy, arrested in triple shooting
Published: Saturday, July 14, 2012, 3:00 AM
Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal

Bobblehead · « **Reply #108 on:** 04-20-2012, 10:58am »

Not a stupid headline, just a stupid problem. Look at the first Top News story. Jebus, that's a really important news story there.

Bobblehead · « **Reply #107 on:** 04-19-2012, 11:37pm »

Not really a headline, but. . . .

That is supposed to say "plaque."

Rabelais · « **Reply #106 on:** 04-12-2012, 09:18am »

I bet he still gets his pension!

fasteddie · « **Reply #105 on:** 04-09-2012, 07:05am »

Hoboken residents enjoy good weather on holiday weekend

Published: Sunday, April 08, 2012, 6:15 PM
By Andrew Steadman/The Jersey Journal

Binky · « **Reply #104 on:** 03-26-2012, 09:58pm »

37-year-old Orange man charged with assaulting Hoboken police, cops say

Published: Monday, March 26, 2012, 3:47 PM Updated: Monday, March 26, 2012, 3:47 PM

I know we've had a similar headline in the past, but still...

shahaggy · « **Reply #103 on:** 03-07-2012, 10:10am »

Woman accidentally killed by husband's homemade cannon

bad cannon, bad!

shahaggy · « **Reply #102 on:** 03-01-2012, 03:50pm »

Jersey City cop injured when cruiser crashes into parked car

I suppose the car was driving itself? Herbie or Kitt must have gotten distracted by Snooki and Jwoww

propscene · « **Reply #101 on:** 02-10-2012, 02:01pm »

Jersey City firefighters respond to closet fire, female burned at wrist

Jersey Journal, 2/10/12

There's a lot going in this one.

Binky · « **Reply #100 on:** 02-08-2012, 09:09am »

North Bergen girls basketball team wins game at Hoboken, but watches nearly disappear in fourth quarter

Someone tried to rob the locker room?

Binky · « **Reply #99 on:** 01-31-2012, 09:39pm »

Jersey City teen charged with driving stolen vehicle with kidnapped tot in tow

Binky · « **Reply #98 on:** 01-31-2012, 09:35pm »

Jersey City police officer released from hospital after accidentally shooting self in Elizabeth

fasteddie · « **Reply #97 on:** 01-17-2012, 04:09pm »

Alleged shoplifter in Hoboken caught by manager putting razors in jacket and pants, eats cookie before fleeing, police say
Published: Tuesday, January 17, 2012, 1:49 PM
Travis Fedschun/The Jersey Journal

fasteddie · « **Reply #96 on:** 01-05-2012, 04:19pm »

No, there's nothing technically wrong with it, it's just....stupid.

Jersey City woman heartbroken from living next to vacant home that attracts rats

Published: Thursday, January 05, 2012, 11:40 AM Updated: Thursday, January 05, 2012, 1:45 PM By The Jersey Journal

shahaggy · « **Reply #95 on:** 01-05-2012, 02:43pm »

New Jersey Children Are Being Armed With Umbrellas to Protect Against Seagull Shitstorm

Hurtle · « **Reply #94 on:** 01-03-2012, 08:16am »

Site of Thursday night Bayonne apartment building will be inspected today

Binky · « **Reply #93 on:** 12-21-2011, 10:37am »

"Hoboken man involved in 40-year Christmas decoration war"

Published: By the Jersey Journal
Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 8:40 AM

It should read something like "40yr. old Man involved in Xmas Decoration war.

shahaggy · « **Reply #92 on:** 11-23-2011, 04:59pm »

Quote from: fasteddie on 11-23-2011, 04:57pm

In a rare departure from their usual policy, the Jersey Journal has included the race of the culprit in this article. In this case he was half Native American, half African American.

Cabbie robbed at gunpoint in Kearny, red-and-black checkered gunman on the loose: cops
Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:23 PM Updated: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:26 PM By Adam Maher/The Jersey Journal

red-and-black checkered gunman!

fasteddie · « **Reply #91 on:** 11-23-2011, 04:57pm »

In a rare departure from their usual policy, the Jersey Journal has included the race of the culprit in this article. In this case he was half Native American, half African American.

Cabbie robbed at gunpoint in Kearny, red-and-black checkered gunman on the loose: cops
Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:23 PM Updated: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:26 PM By Adam Maher/The Jersey Journal

Rabelais · « **Reply #90 on:** 11-21-2011, 11:27am »

Still didn't get it right.

MCA™ · « **Reply #89 on:** 11-21-2011, 11:14am »

Quote from: Binky on 11-21-2011, 08:00am

New York man shot in leg in Jersey City, possibly over drugs: cops

ya think?

That is one looooooooong leg.

Binky · « **Reply #88 on:** 11-21-2011, 08:00am »

New York man shot in leg in Jersey City, possibly over drugs: cops

ya think?

Hurtle · « **Reply #87 on:** 11-15-2011, 11:00pm »

Hoboken Shelter food donors can get free beer can at Village Pourhouse in Hoboken

Shouldn't we leave the beer cans there for the bums to put in their shopping cart?

shahaggy · « **Reply #86 on:** 11-09-2011, 10:08pm »

Orange transvestite caught driving stolen truck

AndyDufresne · « **Reply #85 on:** 11-02-2011, 02:49pm »

"Woman tries to stab boyfriend's nephew, then takes a poop in police holding cell, cops say"

Today's JJ online.

fasteddie · « **Reply #84 on:** 10-06-2011, 11:18am »

70-year-old Jersey City resident's been living without heat for past 2 months
Published: Thursday, October 06, 2011, 10:10 AM

MCA™ · « **Reply #83 on:** 10-04-2011, 11:04am »

Posting this though technically it's not wrong.

Customers at Motor Vehicle Commission office in Bayonne say they think public should see notices stating an employee there died last week of contagious staff infection
Published: Tuesday, October 04, 2011, 3:00 AM
Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal

fasteddie · « **Reply #82 on:** 10-01-2011, 05:10pm »

Organization fights feral cats in Jersey City
Published: Saturday, October 01, 2011, 3:20 PM
Stephanie Musat/ For The Jersey Journal By Stephanie Musat/ For The Jersey Journal

fasteddie · « **Reply #81 on:** 09-30-2011, 08:41am »

Elmo's rape trial hears graphic, tearful testimony from victim in Hudson County Superior Court

Published: Friday, September 30, 2011, 7:50 AM By The Jersey Journal

CeeDub · « **Reply #80 on:** 09-23-2011, 05:31pm »

West New York man makes first appearance on charges he chocked girlfriend's dog

Chocked? Chalked? Ciocc'd?

CeeDub · « **Reply #79 on:** 09-22-2011, 03:55pm »

Jersey City's Woodlawn Avenue suffers minor fire damages, no injuries: fire department

Not to make light of a tragedy, but how is the avenue doing? Don't you mean a house on Woodlawn Ave?

Woodsy · « **Reply #78 on:** 09-21-2011, 09:05am »

What are they teaching kids in school these days‽

Rabelais · « **Reply #77 on:** 09-19-2011, 07:29pm »

fasteddie · « **Reply #76 on:** 09-19-2011, 10:08am »

40-year-old Jersey City woman suffers gun-butt stick up, robbers wanted 'everything'

Published: Monday, September 19, 2011, 9:55 AM
The Jersey Journal

PuddinPop · « **Reply #75 on:** 09-07-2011, 01:59pm »

MCA™ · « **Reply #74 on:** 09-07-2011, 01:16pm »

jehu · « **Reply #73 on:** 08-26-2011, 01:01pm »

Jersey City libraries closing on Saturday to escape Hurricane Irene

Where are the libraries escaping to?

Binky · « **Reply #72 on:** 08-23-2011, 09:54pm »

Hoboken buildings split after earthquake today, aftershocks expected

Published: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 4:22 PM Updated: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 4:47 PM
By The Jersey Journal

Binky · « **Reply #71 on:** 08-15-2011, 11:54am »

Pawn shops are a better risk than banks:
Gunderson
Published: Monday, August 15, 2011, 5:15 AM
By The Jersey Journal

Rabelais · « **Reply #70 on:** 08-15-2011, 10:12am »

propscene · « **Reply #69 on:** 08-12-2011, 12:39pm »

Buy lemonade for Somalia
Published: Friday, August 12, 2011, 10:19 AM
By Catherine Weening/ The Jersey Journal

A good cause, an unfortunate headline.

Rabelais · « **Reply #68 on:** 08-09-2011, 06:46pm »

Light Rail delays to and from New York

Isn't it annoying when the light rail gets you to NY late?

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/08/light_rail_delays_to_and_from.html#comments

Binky · « **Reply #67 on:** 07-27-2011, 08:30pm »

Legal guns would make Norway safer

fasteddie · « **Reply #66 on:** 07-22-2011, 06:27pm »

Car collides into bus on Summit Avenue in Jersey City; no injuries reported
Published: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:07 PM Updated: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:11 PM
Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal

Binky · « **Reply #65 on:** 07-14-2011, 05:05pm »

"Police seek help in identifying pedestrian killed in horrific Jersey City"

Binky · « **Reply #64 on:** 06-21-2011, 12:49pm »

Sleepy driver crashes van into mattress outlet in Jersey City:

MCA™ · « **Reply #63 on:** 06-20-2011, 12:27pm »

Letter writers should shut up: Letter

JJ, June 20, 2011, 6:54AM

fasteddie · « **Reply #62 on:** 06-15-2011, 07:57am »

Libtery State Park celebrates 35th birthday
Published: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7:38 AM Updated: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7:38 AM

shahaggy · « **Reply #61 on:** 06-06-2011, 02:53pm »

Woman doing medical screenings in Jersey City sexually contacted, police say

huh??

CeeDub · « **Reply #60 on:** 05-27-2011, 02:36pm »

Traffic near water main break in Hoboken won't be restored until this evening, police say

Because the water main is our chief source of traffic

Pinky · « **Reply #59 on:** 05-21-2011, 09:46am »

Registered sex offender, wanted on numerous charges, arrested after being found hiding in closet on Jersey City street
Saturday, May 21, 2011
By MICHAELANGELO CONTE
JOURNAL STAFF WRITER

Rid our streets of freestanding closets and crime will diminish!

fasteddie · « **Reply #58 on:** 05-15-2011, 04:07pm »

Jersey City woman is mistakenly shot in leg, police stay
Published: Sunday, May 15, 2011, 3:29 PM
Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal By Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal

"sorry, I was aiming for your head"

propscene · « **Reply #57 on:** 05-06-2011, 01:33pm »

Jersey City solider robbed of gold chain, wedding ring at own party

Jersey Journal, 5/06/2011

Oh well, on the bright side the victim was not liquid or gaseous.

MCA™ · « **Reply #56 on:** 04-30-2011, 12:16pm »

Bayonne police report a black car vandalized; white pain thrown on entire vehicle

JJ, Saturday, April 30, 2011

shahaggy · « **Reply #55 on:** 04-01-2011, 10:51am »

Officials from China will visit a Hunterdon County department

what a headline, really draws the reader into the story

PuddinPop · « **Reply #54 on:** 03-30-2011, 02:00pm »

Jersey City man proposes, then beaten out for Charlie Sheen intern job, but he's got lots more "winning" ideas where that come from

**I really hate telling people I live in Jersey City...and I can't believe I don't make millions a year based on the stupidity of these people at NJ.Com

shahaggy · « **Reply #53 on:** 03-24-2011, 10:13am »

Jersey City woman files criminal complaint after discovering masseur who gave her breast, buttock massages was not gay

propscene · « **Reply #52 on:** 02-25-2011, 03:49pm »

Hoboken man arrested for aggressively beating Bayonne woman in a bar after she refused to dance with him, police say

JJ, 2/25/2011

I guess there's an unaggressive way to beat someone?

propscene · « **Reply #51 on:** 02-21-2011, 02:26pm »

"Jersey City commits carjacking to escape kidnapping plot, cops say; he's charged and so is 'kidnapper' "

Jersey Journal, 2/21/2011

No words.

Binky · « **Reply #50 on:** 02-14-2011, 11:26pm »

Hoboken's new public information policy uncovered

Pinky · « **Reply #49 on:** 01-14-2011, 01:45pm »

Man steals Jersey City woman after offering help with groceries, police say

purse not person, dodo.

CeeDub · « **Reply #48 on:** 01-13-2011, 02:56pm »

Two shots from stolen handgun heard by Jersey City cop, quick arrest follows, police say

Ibid.

propscene · « **Reply #47 on:** 01-13-2011, 11:15am »

Jersey City pastor feeds body and soul with dough and clay

Jersey Journal Headline, 1/13/2011

Woodsy · « **Reply #46 on:** 01-12-2011, 12:39pm »

Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus
Christian Science Monitor / January 7, 2011

Binky · « **Reply #45 on:** 01-10-2011, 06:47pm »

Multiple gunshots heard in Jersey City injure at least one, culprits not found, police say
Published: Monday, January 10, 2011, 1:25M

Someone with sensitive hearing, no doubt.

AmbushBug · « **Reply #44 on:** 12-23-2010, 03:49pm »

Looks like the JJ doesn't have a monopoly on stupidity. There's always "Fox and Friends."

fasteddie · « **Reply #43 on:** 12-13-2010, 08:52am »

Priest accused of assaulted in Jersey City boy to face charges in Missouri sexual abuse case
Published: Monday, December 13, 2010, 8:10 AM

jehu · « **Reply #42 on:** 12-07-2010, 03:45pm »

Jersey City man arrested after cops see him adjusting loaded gun hidden in pants

Pinky · « **Reply #41 on:** 12-04-2010, 08:12am »

Jersey Journal Published: Saturday, December 04, 2010, 6:31 AM

Daily poll: Do you agree with the state's plan to allow a beat hunt?

propscene · « **Reply #40 on:** 12-02-2010, 03:43pm »

Jersey City residents in chromium-contaminated areas not more likely to develop cancer, study says
Jersey Journal. 12/02/2010

This is followed by a synopsis of a longer JJ article. The synopsis states that there was no link found between oral, anal, and esophageal cancers so chromium-contamination=

Oh, but wait a sec- the full article says:

The 2008 assessment found that lung cancer rates from 1979 to 2003 were higher in areas closest to the historic locations of sites that had been contaminated with chromium.

That's some fine reporting there, guys

fasteddie · « **Reply #39 on:** 10-26-2010, 06:27pm »

Jersey City and Hoboken customers of United Water may experience discoloration as service is restored
Published: Tuesday, October 26, 2010, 4:53 PM Updated: Tuesday, October 26, 2010, 4:53 PM

propscene · « **Reply #38 on:** 10-21-2010, 12:36pm »

Jersey City: What is your favorite coffee shop for laptoping?

lap 3 (lp)
v. lapped, lap·ping, laps
v.tr.
1. To take in (a liquid or food) by lifting it with the tongue.
2. To wash or slap against with soft liquid sounds: waves lapping the side of the boat.
To drink (liquor) habitually and excessively or engage in such drinking.

tope 1 (tp)
tr. & intr.v. toped, top·ing, topes
To drink (liquor) habitually and excessively or engage in such drinking.

JJ 10/21/2010

MCA™ · « **Reply #37 on:** 10-05-2010, 08:32am »

STOP HITTING PEOPLE WITH GIRLS!

5 juveniles club Jersey City woman and drag her into Target parking lot before robbing her in 3 a.m. incident
Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Five juveniles struck a Jersey City woman in the head with a piece of wood and a girl then dragged the victim into a Downtown parking lot, where they robbed her of $550 in cash and property early Sunday morning, officials said yesterday.

Officers dispatched to the robbery scene at 14th Street and Washington Boulevard at about 3 a.m. spoke to the 33-year-old Grove Street woman, who said she was walking home when she noticed the juveniles walking toward her, reports said.

A boy broke away from the group and as the victim passed him, he grabbed her from behind, reports said, adding that she was knocked to the ground when a second boy struck her in the head with a 11/2-foot-long piece of wood.

A girl then dragged the victim across the black top into the Target parking lot, where they stole her handbag containing her cell phone, credit cards and wallet that contained $180, reports said.

Anyone with information on the crime is asked to call the Jersey City police tip line at (201) 547-JAIL.

MICHAELANGELO CONTE

CeeDub · « **Reply #36 on:** 09-30-2010, 05:25pm »

Hoboken doctor to speak about how to lighten backback loads

propscene · « **Reply #35 on:** 09-30-2010, 04:50pm »

crap MCA I just came in here to post that one.

MCA™ · « **Reply #34 on:** 09-30-2010, 04:24pm »

Jersey City pizzeria set on fire by burning object thrown threw glass door
Published: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 3:50 PM

CeeDub · « **Reply #33 on:** 09-23-2010, 12:33pm »

Not a headline, in the copy, a Freudian slip perhaps, but still notable:

Stevens professor to speak on political corruption at Hoboken Public Library

The Hoboken Public Library kicks off its Fall Lecture Series tonight on a topic familiar to many of us in the state of New Jersey, let alone Hudson County - especially considering the charges brought upon former assemblyman L. Healy Smith and former Jersey City councilman Mariano Vega this year.

fasteddie · « **Reply #32 on:** 09-23-2010, 10:01am »

New Bayonne assemblyman pushes to restore cuts to women's health centers
Published: Thursday, September 23, 2010, 9:05 AM

What the article actually says is that the new assemblyman wants to restore funding to women's health centers. The exact opposite of what the headline suggests.

propscene · « **Reply #31 on:** 09-18-2010, 02:57pm »

Court says nude juice bar can stay open

Jersey Journal 9/18/2010

nude juice? really?

fasteddie · « **Reply #30 on:** 09-13-2010, 05:42pm »

Jersey City police take away black suitcase in Journal Square bomb square
Published: Monday, September 13, 2010, 4:13 PM Updated: Monday, September 13, 2010, 5:08 PM

Binky · « **Reply #29 on:** 07-27-2010, 10:43pm »

Make My Park!

fasteddie · « **Reply #28 on:** 07-27-2010, 10:39pm »

Belmar man charged with masturbating in Jersey City park after senior tells police man's private part is pierced
Published: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 7:40 PM Updated: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 7:58 PM
Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal

dragonaut · « **Reply #27 on:** 07-07-2010, 03:07pm »

Keeping James LeBron and others his age at home: Schultz
Published: Wednesday, July 07, 2010, 2:35 PM
Agustin C. Torres/The Jersey Journal

WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES LeBRON?!

fasteddie · « **Reply #26 on:** 07-02-2010, 10:07pm »

North Bergen man says he does not know why his friend punched him in face, broke his nose: cops
Published: Friday, July 02, 2010, 4:15 PM
Ken Thorbourne/The Jersey Journal

fasteddie · « **Reply #25 on:** 05-18-2010, 11:23am »

Port Authority will vote to buy Greenville Yards to rail to transport trash
By The Jersey Journal
May 18, 2010, 10:30AM

porkchopsoda · « **Reply #24 on:** 04-29-2010, 03:00pm »

Quote from: TheFang on 04-29-2010, 12:11am

Quote from: jcpeace on 04-28-2010, 11:25pm
Jersey City chase a 17-year-old suspected drug dealer, found seven bags of suspected pot in his possession
By The Jersey Journal
April 28, 2010, 2:55PM

wow! the entire city chase(s) a 17 year old pot dealer and nobody invited me?

What is "suspected pot"?

Only one way to find out.

TheFang · « **Reply #23 on:** 04-29-2010, 12:11am »

Quote from: jcpeace on 04-28-2010, 11:25pm

Jersey City chase a 17-year-old suspected drug dealer, found seven bags of suspected pot in his possession
By The Jersey Journal
April 28, 2010, 2:55PM

wow! the entire city chase(s) a 17 year old pot dealer and nobody invited me?

What is "suspected pot"?

jcpeace · « **Reply #22 on:** 04-28-2010, 11:25pm »

Jersey City chase a 17-year-old suspected drug dealer, found seven bags of suspected pot in his possession
By The Jersey Journal
April 28, 2010, 2:55PM

wow! the entire city chase(s) a 17 year old pot dealer and nobody invited me?

fasteddie · « **Reply #21 on:** 04-22-2010, 11:17pm »

Its not much, just a careless typo but an excuse to revive the thread.

Hudson County shelter has been legally put of business
By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
April 22, 2010, 5:00PM

fasteddie · « **Reply #20 on:** 02-27-2010, 08:03am »

West New York police to pimps and prostitutes: No more sex!

By Karina Arrue/The Jersey Journal
February 27, 2010, 6:00AM

jc_insomniac · « **Reply #19 on:** 12-24-2009, 01:03am »

Haha, good catch, MCA!

Quote from: MCA on 12-24-2009, 12:59am

Friday is the new Thursday.

MCA™ · « **Reply #18 on:** 12-24-2009, 12:59am »

Friday is the new Thursday.

Bobblehead · « **Reply #17 on:** 12-11-2009, 01:08pm »

Liberty Academy Charter School trustees and teahcers will meet to discuss benefit package changes

Not to mention the merits of a good edumacation, like learning to spel. . . .

bdlaw · « **Reply #16 on:** 11-30-2009, 11:39am »

An off-duty Jersey City firefighter tackles an alleged arsonist, leading to his arrest

bdlaw · « **Reply #15 on:** 11-29-2009, 01:14pm »

Stacked on top of each other in our newsfeed right now:

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in Jersey City"
"Woman found dead in Jersey City Heights fire likely dead for some time"

fasteddie · « **Reply #14 on:** 11-26-2009, 08:59am »

This one is kinda cool. Coulda been written by Allen Ginsberg or one of those other beatnik poets. It's best to read this while listening to bongo music.

Felons in SUV
with tinted windows,
dangling
plate toss gun
in Jersey City:
cops

By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
November 25, 2009, 11:03PM

fasteddie · « **Reply #13 on:** 11-25-2009, 10:46am »

Police charge a 49-year-old Orange man with shoplifting in Bayonne
By The Jersey Journal
November 25, 2009, 10:11AM

jcpeace · « **Reply #12 on:** 11-19-2009, 11:35am »

A Jersey City man was robbed by two when while walking the streets after midnight

fasteddie · « **Reply #11 on:** 11-16-2009, 06:13pm »

"Hudson River Airspace Changes to go Into Effect After Midair Collision"

When is this midair collision scheduled?

mouse · « **Reply #10 on:** 11-16-2009, 05:17pm »

Manzo's suit against Healy tossed; Healy drops his Shore suit

Healy dropping his shore suit is NOT something I would like to see.

-M

Bobblehead · « **Reply #9 on:** 11-16-2009, 12:56pm »

The Jersey Journal somehow thinks child porn is going to jail:

Union City pedophile and child porn faces up to 27 years in prison

bdlaw · « **Reply #8 on:** 11-14-2009, 01:43pm »

The Jersey Journal masters Engrish:

Power line to N.Y. gets OK there

Case · « **Reply #7 on:** 10-20-2009, 09:21pm »

Quote from: Bobblehead on 10-20-2009, 12:22pm

Anti-gay chuch plays four protests in Hudson County

I thought he was the head of the anti-gay chuck.

Bobblehead · « **Reply #6 on:** 10-20-2009, 12:22pm »

Chuch? Plays?

Anti-gay chuch plays four protests in Hudson County
By The Jersey Journal
October 20, 2009, 12:10PM

Westboro Baptist Church, an anti-gay church based in Topeka, Kan., is planning to have 12 rallies in New Jersey from Oct. 27 to Oct. 28, four of them in Hudson County.

The first protest is planned for Hoboken City Hall, at 94 Washington St., from 4:45 to 5:15 p.m. on Oct. 27. The next stop later that day is United Synagogue of Hoboken, at 115 Park Ave., from 7 to 7:30 p.m.

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/10/anti-gay_chuch_plays_four_prot.html

fasteddie · « **Reply #5 on:** 10-19-2009, 03:57pm »

Women jumps in front of a car, then hits driver with a pipe
By The Jersey Journal
October 19, 2009, 12:52PM

bdlaw · « **Reply #4 on:** 10-15-2009, 12:19pm »

Jersey City man charged in shooting with help from the victim and witness
By The Jersey Journal
October 15, 2009, 10:31AM

elgoodo · « **Reply #3 on:** 10-07-2009, 10:01pm »

JJ will be a goldmine.

Bobblehead · « **Reply #2 on:** 10-07-2009, 09:28pm »

Here we go. Apparently, the JJ headline writer thinks you can build a tunnel under the Hudson for $8.7 million dollars.

N.J. comptroller to review audits of $8.7M Hudson River tunnel project
By Tom Davis/Statehouse Bureau
October 07, 2009, 7:57PM

TRENTON -- Gov. Jon Corzine issued an executive order today calling for "transparency and accountability" in funding NJ Transit’s $8.7 billion commuter rail tunnel to New York City.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/10/nj_comptroller_to_review_audit.html

fasteddie · « **Reply #1 on:** 10-07-2009, 07:52pm »

Hoboken Police Beat: Man defecates on front of a home, jealousy leads woman to attack a man
By The Jersey Journal
October 07, 2009, 10:50AM

Jersey City, NJ Community Forums · « **Reply #1 on:** 10-07-2009, 07:52pm »

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