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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #79 on: 09-22-2011, 03:55pm »
Jersey City's Woodlawn Avenue suffers minor fire damages, no injuries: fire department

Not to make light of a tragedy, but how is the avenue doing?  Don't you mean a house on Woodlawn Ave?

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #78 on: 09-21-2011, 09:05am »
What are they teaching kids in school these days‽



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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #77 on: 09-19-2011, 07:29pm »
[02:35 PM] jehu: and the only people on here who gives good advice are few.

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« Reply #76 on: 09-19-2011, 10:08am »
40-year-old Jersey City woman suffers gun-butt stick up, robbers wanted 'everything'

Published: Monday, September 19, 2011, 9:55 AM
The Jersey Journal

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« Reply #75 on: 09-07-2011, 01:59pm »
WoW

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« Reply #74 on: 09-07-2011, 01:16pm »
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #73 on: 08-26-2011, 01:01pm »
Jersey City libraries closing on Saturday to escape Hurricane Irene

Where are the libraries escaping to?
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« Reply #72 on: 08-23-2011, 09:54pm »
Hoboken buildings split after earthquake today, aftershocks expected

Published: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 4:22 PM     Updated: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 4:47 PM
By The Jersey Journal
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« Reply #71 on: 08-15-2011, 11:54am »
Pawn shops are a better risk than banks:
 Gunderson
Published: Monday, August 15, 2011, 5:15 AM
 By The Jersey Journal
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« Reply #70 on: 08-15-2011, 10:12am »
[02:35 PM] jehu: and the only people on here who gives good advice are few.

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« Reply #69 on: 08-12-2011, 12:39pm »
Buy lemonade for Somalia
Published: Friday, August 12, 2011, 10:19 AM
  By Catherine Weening/ The Jersey Journal

A good cause, an unfortunate headline.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #68 on: 08-09-2011, 06:46pm »
Light Rail delays to and from New York

Isn't it annoying when the light rail gets you to NY late?

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/08/light_rail_delays_to_and_from.html#comments
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« Reply #67 on: 07-27-2011, 08:30pm »
Legal guns would make Norway safer
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« Reply #66 on: 07-22-2011, 06:27pm »
Car collides into bus on Summit Avenue in Jersey City; no injuries reported
Published: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:07 PM     Updated: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:11 PM
Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal

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« Reply #65 on: 07-14-2011, 05:05pm »
"Police seek help in identifying pedestrian killed in horrific Jersey City"
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« Reply #64 on: 06-21-2011, 12:49pm »
Sleepy driver crashes van into mattress outlet in Jersey City:
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #63 on: 06-20-2011, 12:27pm »
Letter writers should shut up: Letter

JJ, June 20, 2011, 6:54AM

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« Reply #62 on: 06-15-2011, 07:57am »
Libtery State Park celebrates 35th birthday
Published: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7:38 AM     Updated: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7:38 AM

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« Reply #61 on: 06-06-2011, 02:53pm »
  Woman doing medical screenings in Jersey City sexually contacted, police say

huh??

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« Reply #60 on: 05-27-2011, 02:36pm »

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #59 on: 05-21-2011, 09:46am »
Registered sex offender, wanted on numerous charges, arrested after being found hiding in closet on Jersey City street
Saturday, May 21, 2011
By MICHAELANGELO CONTE
JOURNAL STAFF WRITER


Rid our streets of freestanding closets and crime will diminish!

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« Reply #58 on: 05-15-2011, 04:07pm »
Jersey City woman is mistakenly shot in leg, police stay
Published: Sunday, May 15, 2011, 3:29 PM     
Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal By Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal

"sorry,  I was aiming for your head"

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« Reply #57 on: 05-06-2011, 01:33pm »
Jersey City solider robbed of gold chain, wedding ring at own party

Jersey Journal, 5/06/2011

Oh well, on the bright side the victim was not liquid or gaseous.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #56 on: 04-30-2011, 12:16pm »
Bayonne police report a black car vandalized; white pain thrown on entire vehicle

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #56 on: 04-30-2011, 12:16pm »