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« Reply #5 on: 10-19-2009, 03:57pm »
Women jumps in front of a car, then hits driver with a pipe
By The Jersey Journal
October 19, 2009, 12:52PM

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« Reply #4 on: 10-15-2009, 12:19pm »
Jersey City man charged in shooting with help from the victim and witness
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October 15, 2009, 10:31AM
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« Reply #3 on: 10-07-2009, 10:01pm »
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« Reply #2 on: 10-07-2009, 09:28pm »
Here we go. Apparently, the JJ headline writer thinks you can build a tunnel under the Hudson for $8.7 million dollars.  ::)

N.J. comptroller to review audits of $8.7M Hudson River tunnel project
By Tom Davis/Statehouse Bureau
October 07, 2009, 7:57PM

TRENTON -- Gov. Jon Corzine issued an executive order today calling for "transparency and accountability" in funding NJ Transitís $8.7 billion commuter rail tunnel to New York City.




http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/10/nj_comptroller_to_review_audit.html
Sanctimonious bleater.

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Hoboken Police Beat: Man defecates on front of a home, jealousy leads woman to attack a man
By The Jersey Journal
October 07, 2009, 10:50AM

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