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« Reply #115 on: 07-23-2012, 05:32pm »
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« Reply #114 on: 07-23-2012, 05:07pm »
Quote from: Binky on 07-23-2012, 03:04pm

POLICE BEAT: Jersey City woman...

Very Romneyesque of you.
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« Reply #113 on: 07-23-2012, 03:04pm »

POLICE BEAT: Jersey City woman...
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« Reply #112 on: 07-21-2012, 08:08am »
Union City police officer suing Little Ferry, neighbor says prosecutor office's failure to notify him of case dismissal left him on modified duty for 12 weeks

No more PC!
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #111 on: 07-16-2012, 06:47pm »
Menendez says he's better choice for women than Kryrillos
Published: Monday, July 16, 2012, 5:00 PM
Daniel Reyes/The Jersey Journal By Daniel Reyes/The Jersey Journal

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« Reply #110 on: 07-14-2012, 09:01am »
Jersey City Police arrest 2 men & 1 youth in drug-related triple shooting

Now you try - this can be like telephone!
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« Reply #109 on: 07-14-2012, 08:51am »
It's an awkward, run-on sentence of a headline but after all, it was written at 3 AM.

Jersey City police say man with bullets and drugs, and other man and Newark boy, arrested in triple shooting
Published: Saturday, July 14, 2012, 3:00 AM
Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #108 on: 04-20-2012, 10:58am »
Not a stupid headline, just a stupid problem. Look at the first Top News story. Jebus, that's a really important news story there.

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Hey, did you see the Jersey Journal article about the shootings on Wayne Street?

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« Reply #107 on: 04-19-2012, 11:37pm »
Not really a headline, but. . . .



That is supposed to say "plaque."
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Hey, did you see the Jersey Journal article about the shootings on Wayne Street?

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« Reply #106 on: 04-12-2012, 09:18am »
I bet he still gets his pension!  :nerd:




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« Reply #105 on: 04-09-2012, 07:05am »
Hoboken residents enjoy good weather on holiday weekend

Published: Sunday, April 08, 2012, 6:15 PM
By Andrew Steadman/The Jersey Journal
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« Reply #104 on: 03-26-2012, 09:58pm »
37-year-old Orange man charged with assaulting Hoboken police, cops say

Published: Monday, March 26, 2012, 3:47 PM     Updated: Monday, March 26, 2012, 3:47 PM


I know we've had a similar headline in the past, but still...
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« Reply #103 on: 03-07-2012, 10:10am »
Woman accidentally killed by husband's homemade cannon

bad cannon, bad! 
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« Reply #102 on: 03-01-2012, 03:50pm »
Jersey City cop injured when cruiser crashes into parked car


I suppose the car was driving itself?  Herbie or Kitt must have gotten distracted by Snooki and Jwoww :P
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« Reply #101 on: 02-10-2012, 02:01pm »
Jersey City firefighters respond to closet fire, female burned at wrist

Jersey Journal, 2/10/12

There's a lot going in this one.
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« Reply #100 on: 02-08-2012, 09:09am »
North Bergen girls basketball team wins game at Hoboken, but watches nearly disappear in fourth quarter

Someone tried to rob the locker room?
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« Reply #99 on: 01-31-2012, 09:39pm »
Jersey City teen charged with driving stolen vehicle with kidnapped tot in tow
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« Reply #98 on: 01-31-2012, 09:35pm »
Jersey City police officer released from hospital after accidentally shooting self in Elizabeth
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« Reply #97 on: 01-17-2012, 04:09pm »
Alleged shoplifter in Hoboken caught by manager putting razors in jacket and pants, eats cookie before fleeing, police say
Published: Tuesday, January 17, 2012, 1:49 PM
Travis Fedschun/The Jersey Journal
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« Reply #96 on: 01-05-2012, 04:19pm »
No, there's nothing technically wrong with it, it's just....stupid.

Jersey City woman heartbroken from living next to vacant home that attracts rats

Published: Thursday, January 05, 2012, 11:40 AM     Updated: Thursday, January 05, 2012, 1:45 PM By The Jersey Journal
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« Reply #95 on: 01-05-2012, 02:43pm »
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[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

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« Reply #94 on: 01-03-2012, 08:16am »
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« Reply #93 on: 12-21-2011, 10:37am »
"Hoboken man involved in 40-year Christmas decoration war"

Published: By the Jersey Journal
Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 8:40 AM    


It should read something like "40yr. old Man involved in Xmas Decoration war.
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« Reply #92 on: 11-23-2011, 04:59pm »
Quote from: fasteddie on 11-23-2011, 04:57pm
In a rare departure from their usual policy, the Jersey Journal has included the race of the culprit in this article. In this case he was half Native American, half African American.

Cabbie robbed at gunpoint in Kearny, red-and-black checkered gunman on the loose: cops
Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:23 PM     Updated: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:26 PM By Adam Maher/The Jersey Journal


:rofl:  red-and-black checkered gunman! :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:   :rofl:  :rofl:
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[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

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« Reply #91 on: 11-23-2011, 04:57pm »
In a rare departure from their usual policy, the Jersey Journal has included the race of the culprit in this article. In this case he was half Native American, half African American.

Cabbie robbed at gunpoint in Kearny, red-and-black checkered gunman on the loose: cops
Published: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:23 PM     Updated: Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 3:26 PM By Adam Maher/The Jersey Journal
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