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« Reply #180 on: 09-05-2014, 11:42am »
Owner: Horse killed after Route 287 crash earned his place in heaven

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Sep 3, 2014 2:48:21 PM

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« Reply #179 on: 09-05-2014, 08:58am »
Jersey City teen shot in buttocks near 'problem' area: cops
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on September 03, 2014 at 7:41 AM

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« Reply #178 on: 07-31-2014, 07:46am »
New downtown Jersey City high-rise rental building represents 'everything good'
By Jonathan Lin/The Jersey Journal
on July 31, 2014 at 7:37 AM

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« Reply #177 on: 07-29-2014, 09:20pm »
Union City man breaks into woman's home and bites her
By Patrick McGovern | The Jersey Journal
on July 29, 2014 at 8:39 PM

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« Reply #176 on: 07-14-2014, 07:11pm »
Onions on his cheese burger led to man's arrest in West New York

Yup, that's what it said.


Read the full story here.
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« Reply #175 on: 07-10-2014, 05:07pm »
North Bergen man attacks woman with guitar, other household items

By Patrick McGovern/The Jersey Journal
on July 10, 2014 at 3:15 PM

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« Reply #174 on: 07-09-2014, 08:27pm »
Weehawken man touches himself on porch of 11-year-old boy

By Patrick McGovern/The Jersey Journal
on July 09, 2014 at 6:48 PM

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« Reply #173 on: 07-08-2014, 09:47am »
New Hoboken Pilates studio specializes in injuries

By Amanda Eisenberg/The Jersey Journal 
on July 08, 2014 at 9:16 AM

I hope they have plenty of insurance

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« Reply #172 on: 07-01-2014, 01:17pm »
Maybe one can take over your job, Al.



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« Reply #171 on: 06-11-2014, 11:19am »
My Little Pony fans flock to Big Apple Ponycon in Jersey City
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« Reply #170 on: 06-02-2014, 06:19am »
 "Bayonne flag-raising to coincide with national sing-along of anthem"
From the Jersey Journal, June 2, 2014
Here

Kudos!  It sounds difficult to organize.
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« Reply #169 on: 04-29-2014, 01:52pm »
Gas line is struck, ruptured on Hoboken's bust Washington Street

I guess it's pretty bust. http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/04/gas_line_break_in_hoboken_to_be_repaired_soon_officials.html#incart_river

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« Reply #168 on: 03-14-2014, 09:26am »
Cops: Bayonne man found sleep, drunk in car among traffic

Story found here.
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« Reply #167 on: 03-05-2014, 01:30pm »
Bar therapy: Hoboken 30-somethings to talk depression, anxiety at happy hour
By Kathryn Brenzel/NJ.com
on March 05, 2014 at 11:29 AM

"happy"

Alcohol = depressant.

This is about as good an idea as the craft beer domestic abuse social fundraiser.
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« Reply #166 on: 03-05-2014, 01:23pm »
Bar therapy: Hoboken 30-somethings to talk depression, anxiety at happy hour
By Kathryn Brenzel/NJ.com
on March 05, 2014 at 11:29 AM

"happy"

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« Reply #165 on: 02-20-2014, 11:36am »
Disabled vehicle on Lincoln Tunnel causing delays up to an hour
By Vonecia Carswell/The Jersey Journal
February 20, 2014 at 9:42 AM, updated February 20, 2014 at 9:48 AM

On the tunnel? :|
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13-year-old Hoboken boy wins The Jersey Journal's 55th Annual Hudson County Spelling Bee

How can they sponsor something that their writers wouldn't be able to participate in?

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/02/13-year-old_hoboken_boy_wins_the_jersey_journals_55th_annual_hudson_county_spelling_bee.html


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13-year-old Hoboken boy wins The Jersey Journal's 55th Annual Hudson County Spelling Bee

How can they sponsor something that their writers wouldn't be able to participate in?

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/02/13-year-old_hoboken_boy_wins_the_jersey_journals_55th_annual_hudson_county_spelling_bee.html

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« Reply #162 on: 01-28-2014, 09:39pm »
Cops: Florida man slips on ice trying to outrun Bayonne police

By Felix Alarcon/The Jersey Journal
on January 28, 2014 at 9:22 PM

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« Reply #161 on: 12-02-2013, 09:56am »
Sanctimonious bleater.

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« Reply #160 on: 11-06-2013, 09:40am »
Kearny, Secaucus, Guttenberg mayors victorious - faced no challengers

By Jonathan Lin/The Jersey Journal
on November 06, 2013 at 9:00 AM,

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« Reply #158 on: 11-05-2013, 01:19pm »
JC women represent!
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« Reply #157 on: 11-05-2013, 01:12pm »
We made the Daily Mail... kind of:

Brooklyn women are the most picky in the country but men looking for love should target Jersey City

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2486472/Brooklyn-women-picky-country-men-looking-love-target-Jersey-City.html

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« Reply #156 on: 10-25-2013, 08:28am »
Bayonne preschool goes nut free, is first in city to do so

 Toni-Ann Cerbo/The Jersey Journal
on October 25, 2013 at 7:30 AM

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