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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #90 on: 11-21-2011, 11:27am »
Still didn't get it right.
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #89 on: 11-21-2011, 11:14am »
New York man shot in leg in Jersey City, possibly over drugs: cops

ya think?

That is one looooooooong leg.

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« Reply #88 on: 11-21-2011, 08:00am »
New York man shot in leg in Jersey City, possibly over drugs: cops

ya think?

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #87 on: 11-15-2011, 11:00pm »
Hoboken Shelter food donors can get free beer can at Village Pourhouse in Hoboken

Shouldn't we leave the beer cans there for the bums to put in their shopping cart?

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #86 on: 11-09-2011, 10:08pm »
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #85 on: 11-02-2011, 02:49pm »
"Woman tries to stab boyfriend's nephew, then takes a poop in police holding cell, cops say"

Today's JJ online.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #84 on: 10-06-2011, 11:18am »
70-year-old Jersey City resident's been living without heat for past 2 months
Published: Thursday, October 06, 2011, 10:10 AM   

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« Reply #83 on: 10-04-2011, 11:04am »
Posting this though technically it's not wrong.

Customers at Motor Vehicle Commission office in Bayonne say they think public should see notices stating an employee there died last week of contagious staff infection
Published: Tuesday, October 04, 2011, 3:00 AM
Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #82 on: 10-01-2011, 05:10pm »
Organization fights feral cats in Jersey City
Published: Saturday, October 01, 2011, 3:20 PM
Stephanie Musat/ For The Jersey Journal By Stephanie Musat/ For The Jersey Journal

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #81 on: 09-30-2011, 08:41am »
 :elmo: Elmo's rape trial hears graphic, tearful testimony from victim in Hudson County Superior Court  :elmo:
Published: Friday, September 30, 2011, 7:50 AM      By The Jersey Journal




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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #79 on: 09-22-2011, 03:55pm »
Jersey City's Woodlawn Avenue suffers minor fire damages, no injuries: fire department

Not to make light of a tragedy, but how is the avenue doing?  Don't you mean a house on Woodlawn Ave?

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #78 on: 09-21-2011, 09:05am »
What are they teaching kids in school these days‽



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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #77 on: 09-19-2011, 07:29pm »
[02:35 PM] jehu: and the only people on here who gives good advice are few.

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« Reply #76 on: 09-19-2011, 10:08am »
40-year-old Jersey City woman suffers gun-butt stick up, robbers wanted 'everything'

Published: Monday, September 19, 2011, 9:55 AM
The Jersey Journal

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #75 on: 09-07-2011, 01:59pm »
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« Reply #74 on: 09-07-2011, 01:16pm »
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #73 on: 08-26-2011, 01:01pm »
Jersey City libraries closing on Saturday to escape Hurricane Irene

Where are the libraries escaping to?
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #72 on: 08-23-2011, 09:54pm »
Hoboken buildings split after earthquake today, aftershocks expected

Published: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 4:22 PM     Updated: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 4:47 PM
By The Jersey Journal

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #71 on: 08-15-2011, 11:54am »
Pawn shops are a better risk than banks:
 Gunderson
Published: Monday, August 15, 2011, 5:15 AM
 By The Jersey Journal

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #70 on: 08-15-2011, 10:12am »
[02:35 PM] jehu: and the only people on here who gives good advice are few.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #69 on: 08-12-2011, 12:39pm »
Buy lemonade for Somalia
Published: Friday, August 12, 2011, 10:19 AM
  By Catherine Weening/ The Jersey Journal

A good cause, an unfortunate headline.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #68 on: 08-09-2011, 06:46pm »
Light Rail delays to and from New York

Isn't it annoying when the light rail gets you to NY late?

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/08/light_rail_delays_to_and_from.html#comments
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #67 on: 07-27-2011, 08:30pm »
Legal guns would make Norway safer

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« Reply #66 on: 07-22-2011, 06:27pm »
Car collides into bus on Summit Avenue in Jersey City; no injuries reported
Published: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:07 PM     Updated: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:11 PM
Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #66 on: 07-22-2011, 06:27pm »