Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here

[bdlaw]

Stacked on top of each other in our newsfeed right now:

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in Jersey City"
"Woman found dead in Jersey City Heights fire likely dead for some time"

[fasteddie]

This one is kinda cool. Coulda been written by Allen Ginsberg or one of those other beatnik poets. It's best to read this while listening to bongo music.

Felons in SUV
with tinted windows,
dangling
plate toss gun
in Jersey City:
cops

By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
November 25, 2009, 11:03PM

[fasteddie]

Police charge a 49-year-old Orange man with shoplifting in Bayonne
By The Jersey Journal
November 25, 2009, 10:11AM

[jcpeace]

A Jersey City man was robbed by two when while walking the streets after midnight

[fasteddie]

"Hudson River Airspace Changes to go Into Effect After Midair Collision"

When is this midair collision scheduled?

[mouse]

Manzo's suit against Healy tossed; Healy drops his Shore suit

Healy dropping his shore suit is NOT something I would like to see.

-M

[Bobblehead]

The Jersey Journal somehow thinks child porn is going to jail:

Union City pedophile and child porn faces up to 27 years in prison

[bdlaw]

The Jersey Journal masters Engrish:

Power line to N.Y. gets OK there

[Case]

Anti-gay chuch plays four protests in Hudson County

I thought he was the head of the anti-gay chuck.

[Bobblehead]

Chuch? Plays?

Anti-gay chuch plays four protests in Hudson County
By The Jersey Journal
October 20, 2009, 12:10PM

Westboro Baptist Church, an anti-gay church based in Topeka, Kan., is planning to have 12 rallies in New Jersey from Oct. 27 to Oct. 28, four of them in Hudson County.

The first protest is planned for Hoboken City Hall, at 94 Washington St., from 4:45 to 5:15 p.m. on Oct. 27. The next stop later that day is United Synagogue of Hoboken, at 115 Park Ave., from 7 to 7:30 p.m.

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/10/anti-gay_chuch_plays_four_prot.html

[fasteddie]

Women jumps in front of a car, then hits driver with a pipe
By The Jersey Journal
October 19, 2009, 12:52PM

[bdlaw]

Jersey City man charged in shooting with help from the victim and witness
By The Jersey Journal
October 15, 2009, 10:31AM

[elgoodo]

JJ will be a goldmine.

[Bobblehead]

Here we go. Apparently, the JJ headline writer thinks you can build a tunnel under the Hudson for $8.7 million dollars. 

N.J. comptroller to review audits of $8.7M Hudson River tunnel project
By Tom Davis/Statehouse Bureau
October 07, 2009, 7:57PM

TRENTON -- Gov. Jon Corzine issued an executive order today calling for "transparency and accountability" in funding NJ Transit’s $8.7 billion commuter rail tunnel to New York City.




http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/10/nj_comptroller_to_review_audit.html

[fasteddie]

Hoboken Police Beat: Man defecates on front of a home, jealousy leads woman to attack a man
By The Jersey Journal
October 07, 2009, 10:50AM

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