Author Topic: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here (Read 28210 times)

Binky · « **Reply #64 on:** 06-21-2011, 12:49pm »

Sleepy driver crashes van into mattress outlet in Jersey City:

MCA™ · « **Reply #63 on:** 06-20-2011, 12:27pm »

Letter writers should shut up: Letter

JJ, June 20, 2011, 6:54AM

fasteddie · « **Reply #62 on:** 06-15-2011, 07:57am »

Libtery State Park celebrates 35th birthday
Published: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7:38 AM Updated: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7:38 AM

shahaggy · « **Reply #61 on:** 06-06-2011, 02:53pm »

Woman doing medical screenings in Jersey City sexually contacted, police say

huh??

CeeDub · « **Reply #60 on:** 05-27-2011, 02:36pm »

Traffic near water main break in Hoboken won't be restored until this evening, police say

Because the water main is our chief source of traffic

Pinky · « **Reply #59 on:** 05-21-2011, 09:46am »

Registered sex offender, wanted on numerous charges, arrested after being found hiding in closet on Jersey City street
Saturday, May 21, 2011
By MICHAELANGELO CONTE
JOURNAL STAFF WRITER

Rid our streets of freestanding closets and crime will diminish!

fasteddie · « **Reply #58 on:** 05-15-2011, 04:07pm »

Jersey City woman is mistakenly shot in leg, police stay
Published: Sunday, May 15, 2011, 3:29 PM
Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal By Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal

"sorry, I was aiming for your head"

propscene · « **Reply #57 on:** 05-06-2011, 01:33pm »

Jersey City solider robbed of gold chain, wedding ring at own party

Jersey Journal, 5/06/2011

Oh well, on the bright side the victim was not liquid or gaseous.

MCA™ · « **Reply #56 on:** 04-30-2011, 12:16pm »

Bayonne police report a black car vandalized; white pain thrown on entire vehicle

JJ, Saturday, April 30, 2011

shahaggy · « **Reply #55 on:** 04-01-2011, 10:51am »

Officials from China will visit a Hunterdon County department

what a headline, really draws the reader into the story

PuddinPop · « **Reply #54 on:** 03-30-2011, 02:00pm »

Jersey City man proposes, then beaten out for Charlie Sheen intern job, but he's got lots more "winning" ideas where that come from

**I really hate telling people I live in Jersey City...and I can't believe I don't make millions a year based on the stupidity of these people at NJ.Com

shahaggy · « **Reply #53 on:** 03-24-2011, 10:13am »

Jersey City woman files criminal complaint after discovering masseur who gave her breast, buttock massages was not gay

propscene · « **Reply #52 on:** 02-25-2011, 03:49pm »

Hoboken man arrested for aggressively beating Bayonne woman in a bar after she refused to dance with him, police say

JJ, 2/25/2011

I guess there's an unaggressive way to beat someone?

propscene · « **Reply #51 on:** 02-21-2011, 02:26pm »

"Jersey City commits carjacking to escape kidnapping plot, cops say; he's charged and so is 'kidnapper' "

Jersey Journal, 2/21/2011

No words.

Binky · « **Reply #50 on:** 02-14-2011, 11:26pm »

Hoboken's new public information policy uncovered

Pinky · « **Reply #49 on:** 01-14-2011, 01:45pm »

Man steals Jersey City woman after offering help with groceries, police say

purse not person, dodo.

CeeDub · « **Reply #48 on:** 01-13-2011, 02:56pm »

Two shots from stolen handgun heard by Jersey City cop, quick arrest follows, police say

Ibid.

propscene · « **Reply #47 on:** 01-13-2011, 11:15am »

Jersey City pastor feeds body and soul with dough and clay

Jersey Journal Headline, 1/13/2011

Woodsy · « **Reply #46 on:** 01-12-2011, 12:39pm »

Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus
Christian Science Monitor / January 7, 2011

Binky · « **Reply #45 on:** 01-10-2011, 06:47pm »

Multiple gunshots heard in Jersey City injure at least one, culprits not found, police say
Published: Monday, January 10, 2011, 1:25M

Someone with sensitive hearing, no doubt.

AmbushBug · « **Reply #44 on:** 12-23-2010, 03:49pm »

Looks like the JJ doesn't have a monopoly on stupidity. There's always "Fox and Friends."

fasteddie · « **Reply #43 on:** 12-13-2010, 08:52am »

Priest accused of assaulted in Jersey City boy to face charges in Missouri sexual abuse case
Published: Monday, December 13, 2010, 8:10 AM

jehu · « **Reply #42 on:** 12-07-2010, 03:45pm »

Jersey City man arrested after cops see him adjusting loaded gun hidden in pants

Pinky · « **Reply #41 on:** 12-04-2010, 08:12am »

Jersey Journal Published: Saturday, December 04, 2010, 6:31 AM

Daily poll: Do you agree with the state's plan to allow a beat hunt?

propscene · « **Reply #40 on:** 12-02-2010, 03:43pm »

Jersey City residents in chromium-contaminated areas not more likely to develop cancer, study says
Jersey Journal. 12/02/2010

This is followed by a synopsis of a longer JJ article. The synopsis states that there was no link found between oral, anal, and esophageal cancers so chromium-contamination=

Oh, but wait a sec- the full article says:

The 2008 assessment found that lung cancer rates from 1979 to 2003 were higher in areas closest to the historic locations of sites that had been contaminated with chromium.

That's some fine reporting there, guys

Jersey City, NJ Community Forums · « **Reply #40 on:** 12-02-2010, 03:43pm »

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