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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #130 on: 01-17-2013, 12:02pm »
Jersey City cops say arrested burglary suspect attempted break-ins over wide area

Read betterer now?

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« Reply #129 on: 01-17-2013, 11:29am »
Jersey City cops say burglary suspect arrested break-in attempts over wide area

The should have put him to work on the police force.  He sounds as good as Frodo, the Wonder Dog!
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #126 on: 12-28-2012, 08:52pm »
"god hates you. you will all go to yuppie hell. in yuppie hell there is no starbucks or hole foods or sushi bar. in yuppie hell you will work 16 hours a day in a bodega. in yuppie hell your car will not start when the sweeper is coming down the street. in yuppie hell your doorman will terrorize you and have sex with your wife or husband...when you are at work....in the bodega. in yuppie hell you will go to the laundromat and lose your last quarter in a broken washing machine. in yuppie hell you will buy all your food and clothing at the 99 cent store. in yuppie hell there are no cell phones, you will use a pay phone. a filthy pay phone".      -   Cat_Man Dude

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #125 on: 12-22-2012, 09:20pm »
Mahwah police catch would-be burglar wearing only underwear
By Dan Ivers/NJ.com
on December 22, 2012 at 8:15 AM, updated December 22, 2012 at 12:07 PM


Dangerous work
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« Reply #124 on: 11-17-2012, 11:17am »
Bayonne man's trial on charge of raping stepdaughter split family he's convicted
by Michaelangelo Conte
November 17, 2012 at 10:44 AM, updated November 17, 2012 at 10:48 AM

I just don't even know what this means - is it one of those jumbles from someone's refrigerator door?

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« Reply #123 on: 10-27-2012, 06:40pm »
Jersey City police say girlfriend biting man's scrotum brings assault, domestic violence charge
jersey Journal, 10/27/2012


You would have thought they'd pulled her off him by now, poor guy.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #122 on: 10-25-2012, 05:37pm »
Jersey City man fights cops after he allegedly grabs woman's buttocks, police say

Nothing technically wrong here, I just luvs me a good buttocks headline is all.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #121 on: 10-14-2012, 05:22pm »
Police Briefs
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« Reply #120 on: 10-12-2012, 10:23am »
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #119 on: 08-26-2012, 07:50pm »
He probably told his coworkers that he lived in Hoboken.
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #118 on: 08-26-2012, 07:48pm »
Not so much stupid, just back to back contradictory articles. Amazing.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #117 on: 08-23-2012, 02:09pm »
:palm:



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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #116 on: 08-21-2012, 05:14pm »
Maybe this is that ex-Hoboken :cop:



Hoboken woman said he was harassed after reporting dog owner bringing pooch into gym
Published: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 12:00 PM

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« Reply #115 on: 07-23-2012, 05:32pm »
 :rofl:
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« Reply #114 on: 07-23-2012, 05:07pm »

POLICE BEAT: Jersey City woman...

Very Romneyesque of you.

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« Reply #113 on: 07-23-2012, 03:04pm »

POLICE BEAT: Jersey City woman...
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« Reply #112 on: 07-21-2012, 08:08am »
Union City police officer suing Little Ferry, neighbor says prosecutor office's failure to notify him of case dismissal left him on modified duty for 12 weeks

No more PC!
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #111 on: 07-16-2012, 06:47pm »
Menendez says he's better choice for women than Kryrillos
Published: Monday, July 16, 2012, 5:00 PM
Daniel Reyes/The Jersey Journal By Daniel Reyes/The Jersey Journal

what?

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #110 on: 07-14-2012, 09:01am »
Jersey City Police arrest 2 men & 1 youth in drug-related triple shooting

Now you try - this can be like telephone!
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #109 on: 07-14-2012, 08:51am »
It's an awkward, run-on sentence of a headline but after all, it was written at 3 AM.

Jersey City police say man with bullets and drugs, and other man and Newark boy, arrested in triple shooting
Published: Saturday, July 14, 2012, 3:00 AM
Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #108 on: 04-20-2012, 10:58am »
Not a stupid headline, just a stupid problem. Look at the first Top News story. Jebus, that's a really important news story there.

Sanctimonious bleater.

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #107 on: 04-19-2012, 11:37pm »
Not really a headline, but. . . .



That is supposed to say "plaque."
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #106 on: 04-12-2012, 09:18am »
I bet he still gets his pension!  :nerd:




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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #106 on: 04-12-2012, 09:18am »