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« Reply #154 on: 09-23-2013, 02:32pm »
Bad city! Bad!

Jersey City displaces a family, kills pet dog
By Felix Alarcon/The Jersey Journal
on September 23, 2013 at 3:00 AM

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« Reply #153 on: 09-09-2013, 06:39am »
Council person Osborne presents Pedestrian plan
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« Reply #152 on: 09-06-2013, 12:40pm »
Hoboken cops say seaman came all the way from Scotland to moon Mickey D's
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #151 on: 08-23-2013, 09:24am »
quality editor at NJ.com

15-year-old arrested Jersey City boy arrested and 59 bags of suspected heroin seized

 Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on August 22, 2013 at 7:43 PM
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« Reply #150 on: 08-23-2013, 07:07am »
15-year-old arrested Jersey City boy arrested and 59 bags of suspected heroin seized

 Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on August 22, 2013 at 7:43 PM

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« Reply #149 on: 08-13-2013, 10:57pm »
Creep wanted by Hoboken cops for lewd behavior in view of 2 women

Where should they send resumes?
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« Reply #148 on: 07-29-2013, 05:47pm »
Bayonne man who burned infant daughter with knife gets 8 years in prison

By Erika Solorzano/The Jersey Journal The Jersey Journal
on July 29, 2013 at 1:40 PM, updated July 29, 2013 at 1:47 PM


Would you rather be burned by a knife or stabbed by a flaming log?

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« Reply #147 on: 07-25-2013, 12:57pm »
N.J. women awakened while sleeping at rest stop help prevent murder-suicide  - Is there another time you can be awakened that I don't know about?
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« Reply #146 on: 07-24-2013, 02:31pm »
I wish them the best of luck!

Hoboken wants action on climate change after damage from Hurricane Sandy :rofl:
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« Reply #145 on: 07-24-2013, 09:46am »
Hoboken wants action on climate change after damage from Hurricane Sandy :rofl:

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #144 on: 07-23-2013, 10:51am »
Car filled with homeless dogs crashes; 2 lost dogs are found, 5 are adopted
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[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

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« Reply #143 on: 07-18-2013, 02:20pm »
From the Department of Redundancy Department:

Rally to support of immigration reform on tap for Journal Square on Saturday will be held Saturday

By Marli Horwitz/The Jersey Journal
on July 18, 2013 at 2:06 PM

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« Reply #142 on: 07-06-2013, 10:14am »
Drug charge and cops give summonses, too
 By The Jersey Journal
on July 06, 2013 at 9:14 AM

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« Reply #141 on: 06-07-2013, 11:36pm »
Bittersweet graduation ceremony for Resurrection School as the end nears

Luckily, they believe in the hereafter.
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #139 on: 04-24-2013, 10:13am »
Jersey City women arguments in bar, later at home end in stabbing, arrest

From the story:

"The 20-year-old victim told police she was at a bar at Communipaw Avenue and Halladay Street at 2 a.m. when Johnson approached..."
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« Reply #138 on: 03-27-2013, 08:19am »
Jersey City man stabbed after saying hello to another man: police
  By Anthony J. Machcinski/The Jersey Journal
on March 26, 2013 at 6:20 PM

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« Reply #137 on: 03-23-2013, 09:31am »
Mercedes-Benz hit from rear, driver is carjacked by passengers



http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/03/mercedes-benz_hit_from_rear_dr.html
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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #136 on: 03-18-2013, 08:30am »
:jeff: Most convoluted, misleading headline ever.

Email shows ally of Healy's opponent had ties to school board before he won lucrative contract
By Terrence T. McDonald/The Jersey Journal
on March 17, 2013 at 12:46 PM, updated March 17, 2013 at 6:07 PM

Translation: Email shows Fulop's ally had ties to school board before he won lucrative contract

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« Reply #135 on: 03-17-2013, 09:37am »
Pope Francis begins his papacy, makes first apperance in window
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on March 17, 2013 at 8:28 AM

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #134 on: 03-15-2013, 10:03am »
Tractor-trailer overheats on Depressed Highway in Jersey City

Jersey City, where even the highways are depressed.




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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #133 on: 03-10-2013, 07:38pm »
"22-year-old Bayonne man dies after being struck by hit-and-run driver"

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« Reply #132 on: 03-02-2013, 11:11am »
Union City couple charged with stealing $40K in women's shoes
 By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on March 02, 2013 at 9:12 AM

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« Reply #131 on: 02-21-2013, 09:58am »
N.J. woman was fired from Mars for being gay and pregnant, lawsuit says
 By Jeff Goldman/The Star-Ledger
on February 21, 2013 at 9:35 AM, updated February 21, 2013 at 9:43 AM

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Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #131 on: 02-21-2013, 09:58am »