Author Topic: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here  (Read 81777 times)

Offline CeeDub

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1832
  • [Wed 12:33] <missa> thats it! CW IS BANNED
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #222 on: 10-04-2017, 09:38am »
Jersey City resident serves ship with special 9/11 meaning

Anyone missing a preposition? Thank G*d the p and t are not adjacent on the keyboard

edit: 9:40 they found and inserted the missing preposition.

Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #221 on: 09-18-2017, 08:08am »
Probe into sheriff's officer's kinky past complete: source

Posted on September 18, 2017 at 7:30 AM
 Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal

Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #220 on: 09-12-2017, 07:13pm »
Jersey City man busted with Rogaine, Nicoderm after Target robbery, cops say
Posted on September 12, 2017 at 3:39 PM
By Patrick Villanova
The Jersey Journal


Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #219 on: 09-05-2017, 12:05am »
Orange man charged with DWI in Jersey City after going wrong way on one-way street
Posted on September 4, 2017 at 2:35 PM
By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal


Online MA

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7252
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #218 on: 08-29-2017, 01:43pm »
Texas man threatens to dismember Jersey City woman after drinks

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
August 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM


She should've been suspicious when she saw him.


Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #217 on: 08-29-2017, 12:18pm »
Texas man threatens to dismember Jersey City woman after drinks

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
August 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM

Online Binky

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 536
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #216 on: 03-15-2017, 08:39pm »
nikki: i can't keep up with rab and his George Clooney lifestyle of drinking wine, playing music and philanthropy

Offline CeeDub

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1832
  • [Wed 12:33] <missa> thats it! CW IS BANNED
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #215 on: 02-16-2017, 04:37pm »
I don't have the stomach for that.

Online MA

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7252
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #214 on: 02-16-2017, 04:30pm »
Recovering from evisceration takes a lot of guts.

I guess Death is a stable condition. :|
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM

Online Binky

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 536
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #213 on: 02-16-2017, 04:02pm »
I guess Death is a stable condition. :|
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM
nikki: i can't keep up with rab and his George Clooney lifestyle of drinking wine, playing music and philanthropy

Online MA

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7252
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #212 on: 02-16-2017, 02:01pm »
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM

Online shahaggy

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 903
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #211 on: 02-03-2017, 09:01am »
Police station fumigated after men caught in store sex act, report says

By Anthony G. Attrino | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
Email the author | Follow on Twitter
on February 03, 2017 at 8:42 AM, updated February 03, 2017 at 8:52 AM
[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #210 on: 01-19-2017, 09:43am »
Man touched himself outside Bayonne school: police

By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal
on January 19, 2017 at 7:43 AM

Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #209 on: 12-18-2016, 02:37pm »
It's stupid AND :rofl:

Bronx resident pulled man's pants down in Harrison for video: authorities

By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal

on December 18, 2016 at 10:00 AM

Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #208 on: 11-11-2016, 11:27am »
New Jersey voters pass gas, tax referendum
Updated: NOVEMBER 9, 2016 7:00 AM EST

by The Associated Press


Yes, I added the comma, they were asking for it.

Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #207 on: 08-06-2016, 11:46am »
The Monopology mural that Jersey City destroyed after two months cost it $2K

By Terrence T. McDonald | The Jersey Journal
Email the author | Follow on Twitter
on August 06, 2016 at 9:34 AM

Online Binky

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 536
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #206 on: 06-01-2016, 10:44pm »
I prefer "A Grand Day Out" with Wallace and Gromit.
"Suddenly finding himself cheeseless, Wallace goes truly ballistic, flying his homemade rocket to the moon with Gromit in seach of his favorite snack."
nikki: i can't keep up with rab and his George Clooney lifestyle of drinking wine, playing music and philanthropy

Offline AmbushBug

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 10
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #205 on: 06-01-2016, 01:57pm »
More a stupid article than a stupid headline, but man, this one's a doozy:

Sci-fi weekend planned at Landmark Loew's Jersey Theater

Quote
It's time for a little sci-fi in Jersey City. The Landmark Loew's Jersey Theater has quite a line-up this weekend. If you've never seen the classic original "Aliens," which spawned a series of sequels, this is your chance to see it on the big screen.

The film, starring Sigourney Weaver, Micheal Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser, will be shown at 8:20 p.m. Saturday, following a 1902 silent film, "A Trip to the Moon." That film will be shown with organ accompaniment.

"Aliens" was released in 1986 and was directed by John Cameron.


Ugh, where to start . . .

"Aliens" is a sequel, not the original film. That would be "Alien," from back in 1979. Also, "Aliens" was directed by *James* Cameron, not John Cameron. But at least those are the only mistakes.

Oh wait . . .

Quote
On Saturday at 6 p.m., you can see the silent "A Trip to the Moon," followed by the classic, "The Day the Earth Stood Still, starring Patricia Neal and Michael Rennie and Sam Jaffee. Released in 1951 it is one the first and most famous films about space travel -- its image of a bullet-shaped space ship hitting the smiling face of the moon is iconic.


So, no. "The Day the Earth Stood Still" is about an alien that comes to earth. "A Trip to the Moon" is the first (I guess foremost? Isn't that redundant?) film about space travel, with the bullet-shaped space ship and everything.

Quote
The Landmark Loew's in located in Journal Square in Jersey City, across from the PATH station.


Well, at least they got that part right.

Offline CeeDub

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1832
  • [Wed 12:33] <missa> thats it! CW IS BANNED
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #204 on: 05-31-2016, 08:10am »
Police: Man Trying To Rape Bronx Woman Beaten To Death By Her Husband

https://twitter.com/wcbs880/status/737603687120408578

Offline mouse

  • Member
  • **
  • Posts: 78
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #203 on: 05-20-2016, 12:45pm »
Mouse is what the world was waiting for.
http://www.sloganizer.net/en/

Online MA

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7252
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #202 on: 05-18-2016, 09:59am »
Jersey City artist forges passion in her fiery kiln
By The Jersey Journal
on February 10, 2012 at 2:00 PM, updated February 10, 2012 at 2:51 PM


Yeah, baby! >:D

Online MA

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7252
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #201 on: 05-06-2016, 10:19am »
2 try to steal cereal in Jersey City: cops
By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal
on May 06, 2016 at 8:53 AM


At least they're not cereal killers.

Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #200 on: 03-30-2016, 10:20am »
SUEZ worker falls into Bayonne manhole

By Jonathan Lin | The Jersey Journal
on March 30, 2016 at 7:44 AM

Offline Hurtle

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 442
    • View Profile

Offline fasteddie

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 830
    • View Profile
Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #198 on: 10-09-2015, 05:51pm »
Drunk man found eating sandwich after causing car crash, cops say

By Laura Herzog | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
on October 09, 2015 at 4:13 PM

Jersey City, NJ Community Forums

Re: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here
« Reply #198 on: 10-09-2015, 05:51pm »