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« Reply #230 on: 09-04-2018, 09:38am »
Stuff a giant zucchini to feed the whole family

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« Reply #229 on: 07-20-2018, 10:28pm »
Wally, a baby fainting goat, saved from Walmart lot after 'rescuers' asked if they could eat him

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« Reply #228 on: 05-30-2018, 09:47am »
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« Reply #227 on: 04-11-2018, 02:12pm »
'Pizza cops' charged criminally because of department's recent legal troubles: attorneys

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[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

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« Reply #226 on: 04-05-2018, 01:35pm »
A train packed with Jersey feces is laying waste to an Alabama town :poop:

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[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

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« Reply #225 on: 03-22-2018, 04:02pm »
Sorry but I think this is hilarious.

Man charged with threatening to cut grandmother's throat

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« Reply #224 on: 03-06-2018, 06:58am »
Knife-wielding man stuffs Hostess cupcakes down his pants: cops
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« Reply #223 on: 01-17-2018, 12:32pm »
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Man saves injured pelican at Dog Beach

By Mandy Miles Key West Citizen
January 17, 2018
Provided photo Caillon Sims this week rescued an injured pelican that crash-landed at Dog Beach. A juvenile pelican is recuperating comfortably at Key West Wildlife Center after a harrowing migratory arrival Saturday in Key West. Caillon Sims, who moved to Key West nine months ago from Seattle,...
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« Reply #222 on: 10-04-2017, 09:38am »
Jersey City resident serves ship with special 9/11 meaning

Anyone missing a preposition? Thank G*d the p and t are not adjacent on the keyboard

edit: 9:40 they found and inserted the missing preposition.

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« Reply #221 on: 09-18-2017, 08:08am »
Probe into sheriff's officer's kinky past complete: source

Posted on September 18, 2017 at 7:30 AM
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« Reply #220 on: 09-12-2017, 07:13pm »
Jersey City man busted with Rogaine, Nicoderm after Target robbery, cops say
Posted on September 12, 2017 at 3:39 PM
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« Reply #219 on: 09-05-2017, 12:05am »
Orange man charged with DWI in Jersey City after going wrong way on one-way street
Posted on September 4, 2017 at 2:35 PM
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« Reply #218 on: 08-29-2017, 01:43pm »
Texas man threatens to dismember Jersey City woman after drinks

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
August 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM


She should've been suspicious when she saw him.


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« Reply #217 on: 08-29-2017, 12:18pm »
Texas man threatens to dismember Jersey City woman after drinks

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August 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM

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« Reply #216 on: 03-15-2017, 08:39pm »
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« Reply #215 on: 02-16-2017, 04:37pm »
I don't have the stomach for that.

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« Reply #214 on: 02-16-2017, 04:30pm »
Recovering from evisceration takes a lot of guts.

I guess Death is a stable condition. :|
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM

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« Reply #213 on: 02-16-2017, 04:02pm »
I guess Death is a stable condition. :|
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM
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« Reply #212 on: 02-16-2017, 02:01pm »
It's a miracle! :o

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM

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« Reply #211 on: 02-03-2017, 09:01am »
Police station fumigated after men caught in store sex act, report says

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on February 03, 2017 at 8:42 AM, updated February 03, 2017 at 8:52 AM
[04:53 PM] Soshin: I don't think I've ever had fig spread Darna but I like figs and they make my sphincter sing power ballads

[12:48 PM] Bobblehead: Yo, you know I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but soshin had one of the best meercat shouts of all time

[10:23 PM] skwirrlking: you submitting darna for beards eating cupcakes - mca?

[03:24 PM] Darna: [03:22 PM] jeht'aimeu: skw, you are climbing up my pole as well... 

[02:28 PM] propscene: I DPON"T MEAN I LOVE YOU DEEP INSIDE AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM DEEP INSIDE OH GOD

[12:58 PM] nikki: i feel like i should like the opposite of whatever jehu says

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« Reply #210 on: 01-19-2017, 09:43am »
Man touched himself outside Bayonne school: police

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« Reply #209 on: 12-18-2016, 02:37pm »
It's stupid AND :rofl:

Bronx resident pulled man's pants down in Harrison for video: authorities

By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal

on December 18, 2016 at 10:00 AM

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« Reply #208 on: 11-11-2016, 11:27am »
New Jersey voters pass gas, tax referendum
Updated: NOVEMBER 9, 2016 7:00 AM EST

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Yes, I added the comma, they were asking for it.

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« Reply #207 on: 08-06-2016, 11:46am »
The Monopology mural that Jersey City destroyed after two months cost it $2K

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« Reply #206 on: 06-01-2016, 10:44pm »
I prefer "A Grand Day Out" with Wallace and Gromit.
"Suddenly finding himself cheeseless, Wallace goes truly ballistic, flying his homemade rocket to the moon with Gromit in seach of his favorite snack."
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« Reply #206 on: 06-01-2016, 10:44pm »