Author Topic: Stupid Headlines - Post Them Here (Read 113983 times)

fasteddie · « **Reply #230 on:** 09-04-2018, 09:38am »

Stuff a giant zucchini to feed the whole family

By Nora Martinez DeBenedetto
The Jersey Journal

fasteddie · « **Reply #229 on:** 07-20-2018, 10:28pm »

Wally, a baby fainting goat, saved from Walmart lot after 'rescuers' asked if they could eat him

By Chris Sheldon
NJ Advance Media for NJ.com

MÇA · « **Reply #228 on:** 05-30-2018, 09:47am »

Anal Cunt’s Josh Martin dies after falling off escalator
By BrooklynVegan Staff May 29, 2018 2:07 PM

shahaggy · « **Reply #227 on:** 04-11-2018, 02:12pm »

'Pizza cops' charged criminally because of department's recent legal troubles: attorneys

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal

shahaggy · « **Reply #226 on:** 04-05-2018, 01:35pm »

A train packed with Jersey feces is laying waste to an Alabama town

link

fasteddie · « **Reply #225 on:** 03-22-2018, 04:02pm »

Sorry but I think this is hilarious.

Man charged with threatening to cut grandmother's throat

Posted 1:41 PM
By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal

fasteddie · « **Reply #224 on:** 03-06-2018, 06:58am »

Knife-wielding man stuffs Hostess cupcakes down his pants: cops
Posted Mar 5, 4:34 PM

By Corey W. McDonald cmcdonald@jjournal.com
The Jersey Journal

Binky · « **Reply #223 on:** 01-17-2018, 12:32pm »

ITTLIAW

Man saves injured pelican at Dog Beach

By Mandy Miles Key West Citizen
January 17, 2018
Provided photo Caillon Sims this week rescued an injured pelican that crash-landed at Dog Beach. A juvenile pelican is recuperating comfortably at Key West Wildlife Center after a harrowing migratory arrival Saturday in Key West. Caillon Sims, who moved to Key West nine months ago from Seattle,...

CeeDub · « **Reply #222 on:** 10-04-2017, 09:38am »

Jersey City resident serves ship with special 9/11 meaning

Anyone missing a preposition? Thank G*d the p and t are not adjacent on the keyboard

edit: 9:40 they found and inserted the missing preposition.

fasteddie · « **Reply #221 on:** 09-18-2017, 08:08am »

Probe into sheriff's officer's kinky past complete: source

Posted on September 18, 2017 at 7:30 AM
Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal

fasteddie · « **Reply #220 on:** 09-12-2017, 07:13pm »

Jersey City man busted with Rogaine, ~~Nicoderm after Target robbery,~~ cops say
Posted on September 12, 2017 at 3:39 PM
By Patrick Villanova
The Jersey Journal

fasteddie · « **Reply #219 on:** 09-05-2017, 12:05am »

Orange man charged with DWI in Jersey City after going wrong way on one-way street
Posted on September 4, 2017 at 2:35 PM
By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal

MÇA · « **Reply #218 on:** 08-29-2017, 01:43pm »

Quote from: fasteddie on 08-29-2017, 12:18pm

Texas man threatens to dismember Jersey City woman after drinks

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
August 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM

She should've been suspicious when she saw him.

fasteddie · « **Reply #217 on:** 08-29-2017, 12:18pm »

Texas man threatens to dismember Jersey City woman after drinks

By Michaelangelo Conte
The Jersey Journal
August 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM

Binky · « **Reply #216 on:** 03-15-2017, 08:39pm »

N.J. pork roll company worker's flatulence suit fails smell test, judge rules

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/03/lawsuit_filed_by_wife_of_man_fire_for_passing_gas.html#incart_most-read_hudson_article

CeeDub · « **Reply #215 on:** 02-16-2017, 04:37pm »

I don't have the stomach for that.

MÇA · « **Reply #214 on:** 02-16-2017, 04:30pm »

Recovering from evisceration takes a lot of guts.

Quote from: Binky on 02-16-2017, 04:02pm

I guess Death is a stable condition.
Quote from: MÇA on 02-16-2017, 02:01pm
It's a miracle!

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM

Binky · « **Reply #213 on:** 02-16-2017, 04:02pm »

I guess Death is a stable condition.

Quote from: MÇA on 02-16-2017, 02:01pm

It's a miracle!

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM

MÇA · « **Reply #212 on:** 02-16-2017, 02:01pm »

It's a miracle!

Man found eviscerated on Jersey City street now in stable condition
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on February 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM, updated February 16, 2017 at 1:39 PM

shahaggy · « **Reply #211 on:** 02-03-2017, 09:01am »

Police station fumigated after men caught in store sex act, report says

By Anthony G. Attrino | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
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on February 03, 2017 at 8:42 AM, updated February 03, 2017 at 8:52 AM

fasteddie · « **Reply #210 on:** 01-19-2017, 09:43am »

Man touched himself outside Bayonne school: police

By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal
on January 19, 2017 at 7:43 AM

fasteddie · « **Reply #209 on:** 12-18-2016, 02:37pm »

It's stupid AND

Bronx resident pulled man's pants down in Harrison for video: authorities

By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal

on December 18, 2016 at 10:00 AM

fasteddie · « **Reply #208 on:** 11-11-2016, 11:27am »

New Jersey voters pass gas, tax referendum
Updated: NOVEMBER 9, 2016 — 7:00 AM EST

by The Associated Press

Yes, I added the comma, they were asking for it.

fasteddie · « **Reply #207 on:** 08-06-2016, 11:46am »

The Monopology mural that Jersey City destroyed after two months cost it $2K

By Terrence T. McDonald | The Jersey Journal
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on August 06, 2016 at 9:34 AM

Binky · « **Reply #206 on:** 06-01-2016, 10:44pm »

I prefer "A Grand Day Out" with Wallace and Gromit.
"Suddenly finding himself cheeseless, Wallace goes truly ballistic, flying his homemade rocket to the moon with Gromit in seach of his favorite snack."

Jersey City, NJ Community Forums · « **Reply #206 on:** 06-01-2016, 10:44pm »

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