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Re: I went there before you.
« Reply #16 on: 12-16-2011, 10:39am »
I'm the Master. Mountain Goat Adventure --You can't touch me.

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"god hates you. you will all go to yuppie hell. in yuppie hell there is no starbucks or hole foods or sushi bar. in yuppie hell you will work 16 hours a day in a bodega. in yuppie hell your car will not start when the sweeper is coming down the street. in yuppie hell your doorman will terrorize you and have sex with your wife or husband...when you are at work....in the bodega. in yuppie hell you will go to the laundromat and lose your last quarter in a broken washing machine. in yuppie hell you will buy all your food and clothing at the 99 cent store. in yuppie hell there are no cell phones, you will use a pay phone. a filthy pay phone".      -   Cat_Man Dude

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« Reply #15 on: 12-16-2011, 09:32am »
They also have the most awesome version of Big Buck Hunter anywhere.

Wow, what will they think of next? Megatouch Max?

More importantly, what kind of beer did they have? Abbey's has quite a few beers available, and they're all crap.

This is now the official Big Buck Hunter Smackboard. Come on here and talk about your kills and your triumphs. I am hunter hero all over that machine. You know who I am. You know what I do.

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« Reply #14 on: 12-15-2011, 08:39pm »
They also have the most awesome version of Big Buck Hunter anywhere.

Wow, what will they think of next? Megatouch Max?

More importantly, what kind of beer did they have? Abbey's has quite a few beers available, and they're all crap.

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« Reply #13 on: 12-15-2011, 03:44pm »
Hey, Soshin's Scotch, so why shouldn't this bar be a place like Brigadoon?  When he walks by the mist parts and the bar is a thriving, bustling business full of people long since vanished from the gentrified city that we inhabit today.

SCOTCH is a drink!  The SCOTS are a race.  :gun:  Silly Seppos!

Maybe he was talking to your drink.
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« Reply #12 on: 12-15-2011, 01:05pm »
There's a race of men that don't fit in . . .

apologies, this poem was used for Yukon Jack, the Black Sheep of Canadian Liquers, and is in no way to be confused with Whisky

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« Reply #11 on: 12-15-2011, 12:56pm »
Hey, Soshin's Scotch, so why shouldn't this bar be a place like Brigadoon?  When he walks by the mist parts and the bar is a thriving, bustling business full of people long since vanished from the gentrified city that we inhabit today.

SCOTCH is a drink!  The SCOTS are a race.  :gun:  Silly Seppos!
"god hates you. you will all go to yuppie hell. in yuppie hell there is no starbucks or hole foods or sushi bar. in yuppie hell you will work 16 hours a day in a bodega. in yuppie hell your car will not start when the sweeper is coming down the street. in yuppie hell your doorman will terrorize you and have sex with your wife or husband...when you are at work....in the bodega. in yuppie hell you will go to the laundromat and lose your last quarter in a broken washing machine. in yuppie hell you will buy all your food and clothing at the 99 cent store. in yuppie hell there are no cell phones, you will use a pay phone. a filthy pay phone".      -   Cat_Man Dude

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« Reply #10 on: 12-15-2011, 12:55pm »
Hey, Soshin's Scotch, so why shouldn't this bar be a place like Brigadoon?  When he walks by the mist parts and the bar is a thriving, bustling business full of people long since vanished from the gentrified city that we inhabit today.

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« Reply #9 on: 12-15-2011, 12:31pm »
from Google Maps, the only signs were "For Sale" - but the addy remains 60 Fisk

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« Reply #8 on: 12-15-2011, 12:05pm »
There was always a bar in that spot I just can't remember the name of it but I was in it 2 years ago.  It was in the news last year because somebody broke in and nicked all their furniture.

Yer getting slow old man.
I think you're thinking of someplace else.  That place has been vacant for like 5 years at least.

:nerd: Google maps on my phone identifies 2 Mallory Ave as Kanot's Tavern, could that be the previous business??

Not sure...  there was no sign outside

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« Reply #7 on: 12-15-2011, 12:04pm »
There was always a bar in that spot I just can't remember the name of it but I was in it 2 years ago.  It was in the news last year because somebody broke in and nicked all their furniture.

Yer getting slow old man.

I think you're thinking of someplace else.  That place has been vacant for like 5 years at least.


:nerd: Google maps on my phone identifies 2 Mallory Ave as Kanot's Tavern, could that be the previous business??


Aye, and it was open a couple of years ago when my kid was at Growing Tree further up Fisk.  Yes, I am a bad parent.

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"god hates you. you will all go to yuppie hell. in yuppie hell there is no starbucks or hole foods or sushi bar. in yuppie hell you will work 16 hours a day in a bodega. in yuppie hell your car will not start when the sweeper is coming down the street. in yuppie hell your doorman will terrorize you and have sex with your wife or husband...when you are at work....in the bodega. in yuppie hell you will go to the laundromat and lose your last quarter in a broken washing machine. in yuppie hell you will buy all your food and clothing at the 99 cent store. in yuppie hell there are no cell phones, you will use a pay phone. a filthy pay phone".      -   Cat_Man Dude

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« Reply #6 on: 12-15-2011, 11:58am »
There was always a bar in that spot I just can't remember the name of it but I was in it 2 years ago.  It was in the news last year because somebody broke in and nicked all their furniture.

Yer getting slow old man.
I think you're thinking of someplace else.  That place has been vacant for like 5 years at least.

:nerd: Google maps on my phone identifies 2 Mallory Ave as Kanot's Tavern, could that be the previous business??
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« Reply #5 on: 12-15-2011, 11:52am »
There was always a bar in that spot I just can't remember the name of it but I was in it 2 years ago.  It was in the news last year because somebody broke in and nicked all their furniture.

Yer getting slow old man.
I think you're thinking of someplace else.  That place has been vacant for like 5 years at least.

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« Reply #4 on: 12-15-2011, 11:49am »
I had heard rumors of the new place.  I am glad the denizens of the Growing Tree Pre-school will now have a place to go drinking.
"god hates you. you will all go to yuppie hell. in yuppie hell there is no starbucks or hole foods or sushi bar. in yuppie hell you will work 16 hours a day in a bodega. in yuppie hell your car will not start when the sweeper is coming down the street. in yuppie hell your doorman will terrorize you and have sex with your wife or husband...when you are at work....in the bodega. in yuppie hell you will go to the laundromat and lose your last quarter in a broken washing machine. in yuppie hell you will buy all your food and clothing at the 99 cent store. in yuppie hell there are no cell phones, you will use a pay phone. a filthy pay phone".      -   Cat_Man Dude

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« Reply #3 on: 12-15-2011, 11:47am »
Say what you will Soshin, this is a new place completely renovated and reconstructed so all of your flights of fancy no longer apply, sir.

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« Reply #2 on: 12-15-2011, 11:45am »
There was always a bar in that spot I just can't remember the name of it but I was in it 2 years ago.  It was in the news last year because somebody broke in and nicked all their furniture.

Yer getting slow old man.
"god hates you. you will all go to yuppie hell. in yuppie hell there is no starbucks or hole foods or sushi bar. in yuppie hell you will work 16 hours a day in a bodega. in yuppie hell your car will not start when the sweeper is coming down the street. in yuppie hell your doorman will terrorize you and have sex with your wife or husband...when you are at work....in the bodega. in yuppie hell you will go to the laundromat and lose your last quarter in a broken washing machine. in yuppie hell you will buy all your food and clothing at the 99 cent store. in yuppie hell there are no cell phones, you will use a pay phone. a filthy pay phone".      -   Cat_Man Dude

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I went there before you.
« Reply #1 on: 12-15-2011, 11:01am »
There is new spot at the corner of Mallory and Fisk. It is owned by Abbey's of Monmouth Avenue and Bayonne fame.

It is big and it smells brand new, because it is. It's been open for mere weeks. And I went there before any of you.

They have a ridiculously humongous beer selection which seems to be all the rage now-a-days. They also have the most awesome version of Big Buck Hunter anywhere. In addition to North America, you can kill animals on other continents and subcontinents.

The menu was standard bar fare. The place is large and in-charge. They have one of those faux fireplaces there too that burns Natural Gas or some shnick.

There is a pool table too, if you are into that sort of thing.
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