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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #21 on: 01-21-2012, 10:49am »
I'm such a goober. I actually thought GLX rigged it so only those logged on could see the names instead of Member A, B,C....

Yeah, I'm totally comfortable with my gooberness to openly admit this.

That sounds like a royal pain in the butt to actually do  :)

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #20 on: 01-20-2012, 09:34pm »
Another Example of the fun times here in the ShoutBox (available to Members Only)



[09:25 PM] MemberA: i dont want to get moldy
[09:24 PM] MemberC: Or a cheese?
[09:24 PM] MemberA: why can't i be like a fine wine?  better with age
[09:23 PM] MemberA:  :rofl:
[09:23 PM] MemberC: I think renting is more favorable to you, MemberC, as MemberA will depreciate
[09:22 PM] MemberC: and how do I gain access, is there a right of way.
[09:21 PM] MemberC: can I sublease?
[09:21 PM] MemberC: so leasing her uterus is in my benefit and not hers (if she wants a new tenant)
[09:20 PM] MemberD: Lease is generally understood (not by you) to be for a longer term
[09:17 PM] MemberC: no clue
[09:17 PM] MemberA: same thing right?
[09:15 PM] MemberC: how about for lease?
[09:14 PM] MemberB:   :o
[09:14 PM] MemberA: oh really?  this uterus is for rent!
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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #19 on: 01-18-2012, 09:35am »
Sometimes a single shout from the shoutbox (visible to members only), when taken out of context, speaks volumes.

[07:30 AM] Member A: im cleaning it up its not really pubic

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #18 on: 01-16-2012, 10:31pm »
1) Sign up for WiredJC
2) Win a LintLizardTM[
3)   .  .  .  .  ?
4) Profit!!

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #17 on: 01-16-2012, 07:57pm »
I'm such a goober. I actually thought GLX rigged it so only those logged on could see the names instead of Member A, B,C....

Yeah, I'm totally comfortable with my gooberness to openly admit this.

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #16 on: 01-16-2012, 04:49pm »
It sure sounds like more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Can anyone sign up? How much does it cost?

Anyone can sign up!  And the best part is- it won't cost you anything!

In fact.  If you act today, you can receive a free gift!  TheLintLizard, as seen on TV. Not available in stores

Offer good for the first new member only, verified by the administrators of this site.

See what happens when you people don't sign up on WiredJC? This could have been prevented.

Lint build-up blamed for Jersey City fire, officials say
Published: Monday, January 16, 2012, 3:50 PM 

A clothes dryer fire caused minor damage to a Jersey City apartment before firefighters were able to douse the flames this afternoon, officials said.

Firefighters responding to the building on the 300 block of Bramhall Avenue on a 1:34 p.m. alarm found fire in a second-floor closet that had been converted into a laundry room, Fire Director Armando Roman said.

The fire was under control by 1:50 p.m. and firefighters had left the scene by 2:18 p.m., Roman said, adding that no one was injured and the residents were allowed to return home.

Investigators believe the clothes dryer may have been unable to vent properly due to a build-up of lint, Roman said.

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #15 on: 01-12-2012, 09:26pm »
Another night of witty repartee Visible, of course, to Members Only!



[09:03 PM] MemberB: [09:01 PM] MemberC: i have pretty good looking man boobs.
[09:03 PM] MemberD: then there are the bad boobs.   http://www.popcrunch.com/
[09:03 PM] MemberC: oh hmm true MemberA.  i forgot the guests cant see
[09:02 PM] MemberC: well compared to some on that site anyways
[09:02 PM] MemberE™: hmm, polo might be a good choice. and then baccarat at the casino tonight
[09:02 PM] MemberB: I'm sure MemberC's boobs are fine
[09:01 PM] MemberA: Seeing as you are the only female here I would say that's doubtful
[09:01 PM] MemberC: man i have pretty good looking boobs
[09:00 PM] MemberC: MemberD.. can i just say i hope no potential dates are in this shoutbox right now
[08:59 PM] MemberF: oh, MemberE™ has finished his breakfast. What now? a round of golf? polo? voodoo dance?
[08:58 PM] MemberD: which do you prefer. NSFW http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
[08:54 PM] MemberE™: lol,  MemberB
[08:51 PM] MemberD: depends
[08:45 PM] MemberC: my life is full of sexist turds
[08:45 PM] MemberB: That's not true.  Some of us are sensitive and respectful and prefer small tits.
[08:42 PM] MemberC: you think i dont know this
[08:39 PM] MemberA: Sorry MemberC, boys will be.... well sexist turds
[08:39 PM] MemberA: NO SUCH THING  MemberB
[08:38 PM] MemberC:  ::)
[08:38 PM] MemberB: They are too big.
[08:38 PM] MemberA: She get an award for most desirable titties
[08:37 PM]MemberA: I have a crawl that says "Fast Eddie likes cock" running across VH1 right now
[08:37 PM] MemberB: Can they give Katy Perry a prize?
[08:36 PM] MemberA: Critics Choice Movie Awards
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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #14 on: 01-11-2012, 12:18pm »
It sure sounds like more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Can anyone sign up? How much does it cost?

Anyone can sign up!  And the best part is- it won't cost you anything!

In fact.  If you act today, you can receive a free gift!  TheLintLizard, as seen on TV. Not available in stores

Offer good for the first new member only, verified by the administrators of this site.
But wait, is there more? Is there a catch? Must I still pay the $6.99 shipping and handling fee if I win? And if so, is it still $6.99 even if I live outside the contiguous 48 states? And would I be getting the deluxe offer of TWO Lint Lizards and one Dust Lizard or just the one Lint Lizard?

Well, I thought that I would keep the extra Lint Lizard and the Dust Lizard, pay the shipping and just give the new member the Lint Lizard.  But it's too late now: The offer expired at midnight.

I may consider another, similar offer in the future.
Until that time, perhaps someone else would like to step up and offer a prize to a new member.

Aside from such enticements though, guests should be made aware of the entertainment and camaraderie available to Members Only.  Membership should be its own reward.

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #13 on: 01-11-2012, 07:22am »
It sure sounds like more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Can anyone sign up? How much does it cost?

Anyone can sign up!  And the best part is- it won't cost you anything!

In fact.  If you act today, you can receive a free gift!  TheLintLizard, as seen on TV. Not available in stores

Offer good for the first new member only, verified by the administrators of this site.
But wait, is there more? Is there a catch? Must I still pay the $6.99 shipping and handling fee if I win? And if so, is it still $6.99 even if I live outside the contiguous 48 states? And would I be getting the deluxe offer of TWO Lint Lizards and one Dust Lizard or just the one Lint Lizard?

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #12 on: 01-10-2012, 11:33pm »
A recent post in our shoutbox that you might not be able to see. The Shoutbox is a virtual party, 24/7, that is "Visible to Members Only."


[11:06 PM] MemberX: :rofl:  o.m.gosh I kind of like that lint lizard thing
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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #11 on: 01-10-2012, 10:31pm »
[10:27 PM]MemberA: It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.
[10:25 PM] MemberD: checking members, eh?
[10:08 PM] MemberA: Nope.  Latest member is still the same.  I checked.
[09:56 PM] MemberC: I wonder if anyone's signed up because of that thread. thanks, btw
[09:48 PM] MemberB: soshin could have used that today
[09:44 PM] MemberA: I can't believe that no one wants a Lint Lizard!
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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #10 on: 01-10-2012, 05:53pm »
What prize do I get for guessing the Members (heh heh) correctly? And doesn't this thread already exist?



Read from bottom up;  As it would appeared in our Shoutbox.(Visible to Members Only!)

 :rofl:  Good Times!
[03:28 PM] MemberC: that was a bon mot
....
[03:23 PM] MemberC: bone in Boston butt
[03:22 PM] MemberB: and by roast do you mean a boston butt or a bone-in picnic shoulder?
[03:21 PM] MemberB: specshul soap, with which to warsh the pig?
[03:16 PM] MemberA: I'll bet I could make soap with all the fat on a pork roast.

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #9 on: 01-10-2012, 04:25pm »
WANT!!!

It sure sounds like more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Can anyone sign up? How much does it cost?

Anyone can sign up!  And the best part is- it won't cost you anything!

In fact.  If you act today, you can receive a free gift!  TheLintLizard, as seen on TV. Not available in stores

Offer good for the first new member only, verified by the administrators of this site.
TheFang: yeah, i gotta agree with jehu here

Darna: we had a lovely shat with mrs binky this morning

stephen: Hmm… I'm as clueless as you are.

Darna: could someone please splain to me why a person in a gang is called a gangbanger but a gangbang has nothing to do with gang activity?

shahaggy: can't believe I'm saying this but +1 jehu

[02:58 PM] MCA: it's not stalking, it's caring enough to find out things she won't tell you herself

[01:35 PM] shahaggy: fine but jehu's correct

TheFang: as much as it pains me to say, jehu might be right.

One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit back with my mind completely blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a pape

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #8 on: 01-10-2012, 04:24pm »
It sure sounds like more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Can anyone sign up? How much does it cost?

Anyone can sign up!  And the best part is- it won't cost you anything!

In fact.  If you act today, you can receive a free gift!  TheLintLizard, as seen on TV. Not available in stores

Offer good for the first new member only, verified by the administrators of this site.
nikki: i can't keep up with rab and his George Clooney lifestyle of drinking wine, playing music and philanthropy

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #7 on: 01-10-2012, 04:09pm »
It sure sounds like more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Can anyone sign up? How much does it cost?

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #6 on: 01-10-2012, 04:00pm »
Another random example of the entertaining interchange in our Shoutbox(visible to Members Only)
(read from bottoms up)  :whisky:    ;)

[03:52 PM] MemberA:  :barf:
[03:52 PM] MemberD: or just throw some saucy susan on them an bake for 20+ minutes
[03:52 PM] MemberD: nuke them
[03:51 PM] MemberA: lazy to cook them
[03:51 PM] MemberA: feeding.  i defrosted them but im feeling a little l
[03:44 PM] MemberC: are we talking about beating you vis a vis the rule of thumb, or feeding you?
[03:44 PM] MemberB: I have a wood lathe but haven't used it in years, it's probably easier to just buy them
[03:43 PM] MemberA: who wants to make me some drumsticks?
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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #5 on: 01-10-2012, 03:31pm »
Read from bottom up;  As it would appeared in our Shoutbox.(Visible to Members Only!)

 :rofl:  Good Times!
[03:28 PM] MemberC: that was a bon mot
....
[03:23 PM] MemberC: bone in Boston butt
[03:22 PM] MemberB: and by roast do you mean a boston butt or a bone-in picnic shoulder?
[03:21 PM] MemberB: specshul soap, with which to warsh the pig?
[03:16 PM] MemberA: I'll bet I could make soap with all the fat on a pork roast.
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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #4 on: 01-10-2012, 01:27pm »
[06:17 AM] nikki: was cleaning out the ferret cage :nana:
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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #3 on: 01-10-2012, 11:58am »
[06:17 AM] nikki: was cleaning out the ferret cage :nana:
TheFang: yeah, i gotta agree with jehu here

Darna: we had a lovely shat with mrs binky this morning

stephen: Hmm… I'm as clueless as you are.

Darna: could someone please splain to me why a person in a gang is called a gangbanger but a gangbang has nothing to do with gang activity?

shahaggy: can't believe I'm saying this but +1 jehu

[02:58 PM] MCA: it's not stalking, it's caring enough to find out things she won't tell you herself

[01:35 PM] shahaggy: fine but jehu's correct

TheFang: as much as it pains me to say, jehu might be right.

One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit back with my mind completely blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a pape

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Re: Virtual Party Chit Chat Thread.
« Reply #2 on: 01-10-2012, 11:45am »

I was disturbed this morning to notice that the little running Scottie dogs I had included in the Shoutbox (visible to Members Only) had stopped running.  I was advised that this was a normal occurrence I should not worry.  Sure enough they started running again, and I am much relieved.

Last night, one of the other member told a pretty good joke in the shoutbox (visible to Members Only).  " Tim Tebow is the most famous White Bronco since OJ's getaway vehicle."  :rofl:
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« Reply #1 on: 01-10-2012, 11:38am »
I was disturbed this morning to notice that the little running Scottie dogs I had included in the Shoutbox (visible to Members Only) had stopped running.  I was advised that this was a normal occurrence I should not worry.  Sure enough they started running again, and I am much relieved.
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