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« Reply #50 on: 07-26-2018, 12:26pm »
Was he an ass-et?
You have no idea.
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« Reply #49 on: 07-26-2018, 10:45am »
Was he an ass-et?

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« Reply #48 on: 07-26-2018, 10:38am »
Funny, that detective used to work for me.
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« Reply #47 on: 07-25-2018, 03:49pm »
https://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2018/07/west_new_york_man_charged_in_r.html

A West New York man riding a bicycle groped a woman as he passed her on a Hoboken street and fled, but he was tracked down and arrested four days later, authorities said.

Carlos Ramos-Huapaya, 28, was arrested at his home on Monday and charged with criminal sexual contact, Hoboken Lt. Edgardo Cruz said.

Cruz said the groping incident occurred on Thursday, when the victim was walking home in the area of 13th and Clinton streets. The woman told police she was approached from behind by a man riding a mountain bike, and the man grabbed her buttocks, Cruz said.

The victim told police she was not injured.

A brief description was provided, but police could not locate the man, Cruz said.

Detective Arturo Gonzalez picked up the investigation and, with the assistance from uniformed personnel, and along with the evidence collected, identified Ramos-Huapaya as the assailant, Cruz said.

After his arrest Ramos-Huapaya was taken to Hudson County jail.
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« Reply #46 on: 06-15-2018, 03:05pm »
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[...] When Kulowski left the podium — it was about 1:20 a.m. at this point — he said to Lavarro, "Why don't you kiss my hairy butt? And be careful it's very hairy. My butt is very hairy."

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« Reply #45 on: 04-04-2018, 02:38pm »
Man stabbed in buttocks and robbed by tent 'friends,' police say

By Ron Zeitlinger
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With friends like this, you don't need enemies -- but you sure could use an emergency room doctor.

A 57-year-old man described as homeless and living in a tent on Newark Avenue in Jersey City was stabbed and robbed Tuesday night by friends who he said also lived in the tent, Jersey City police spokeswoman Kimberly Wallace-Scalcione said.

Police responded to Newark Avenue near Mary Benson Park at 7:50 p.m. and found the victim, who had been stabbed in the buttocks, left hand and left elbow, Wallace-Scalcione said.

The victim told police he was staying in the tent there with friends, and they attacked and robbed of an unknown amount of money. The man was taken to RWJBarnabas Health's Jersey City Medical Center and he was treated for his injuries.

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« Reply #44 on: 08-23-2017, 05:32pm »
Man shot in the buttocks in Jersey City, officials say

Updated on August 23, 2017 at 4:26 PM Posted on August 23, 2017 at 3:13 PM
By Caitlin Mota
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JERSEY CITY -- A man was shot in the buttocks in a West Side neighborhood early Tuesday morning, officials said.
The 52-year-old victim did not suffer life-threatening injuries, city spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill said.
The shooting occurred at about 2:30 a.m. and the man was brought to Jersey City Medical Center for treatment, she said.
No arrests have been made the shooting remains under investigation.

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Jersey City teen shot in the buttocks, cops say
« Reply #43 on: 04-18-2017, 04:41pm »
Jersey City teen shot in the buttocks, cops say
By Caitlin Mota | The Jersey Journal
on April 18, 2017 at 2:11 PM, updated April 18, 2017 at 2:20 PM

JERSEY CITY -- A 16-year-old was shot in the buttocks early Monday morning, officials said.

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« Reply #42 on: 12-09-2016, 12:09pm »
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A 14-year-old boy, of Ocean Avenue in Jersey City, suffered a small puncture to his buttocks from an unknown object


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« Reply #40 on: 07-14-2016, 01:15pm »
Jersey City boy shot in buttocks
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on July 10, 2016 at 4:56 PM, updated July 11, 2016 at 3:55 PM

Jersey City police are investigating the shooting of a 17-year-old boy late last night in Greenville. The Long Street boy was shot once in the buttocks around 11:30 p.m. at Winfield and Ocean avenues, Jersey City spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill said.

The boy was rushed to Jersey City Medical Center-Barnabas Health for treatment of the non-life-threatening wound, Morrill said. The spokeswoman said the investigation into the shooting is ongoing.

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« Reply #39 on: 03-28-2016, 10:04am »
N.J. man shot in buttocks Easter morning, official says

By Caitlin Mota | The Jersey Journal
on March 28, 2016 at 7:15 AM

A 21-year-old man remains hospitalized after being shot in the buttocks early yesterday morning, a city spokeswoman said.

At about 1:30 a.m., police responded to Salem Lafayette Court at Union and Atlantic streets for the shooting, spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill said.

Police found the victim had been shot in the buttocks. He was transported to Jersey City Medical Center-Barnabas Health for treatment, where he is listed in stable condition, Morrill said.

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« Reply #38 on: 09-08-2015, 11:11pm »
Jersey City teen slapped women on buttocks, cops say; bail is $100K

By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on September 08, 2015 at 4:02 PM

JERSEY CITY -- A judge socked a Jersey City teen with a $100,000 bail after he was charged with following two women and slapping them on the buttocks.

Sebastian Soto, of Clifton Place near Fairmount Avenue, appeared in Central Judicial Processing court in Jersey City today via video link from Hudson County jail in Kearny. He is charged with two counts of criminal sexual contact in connection to the Jersey City incidents.

Soto's bail was set at $100,000 cash or bond, but it could be reduced. The bail will be reviewed in Superior Court with an attorney from the Hudson County Prosecutor's Office's Special Victims Unit present, court officials said. 

In an incident on Thursday and another on Friday, authorities say Soto committed the crime "for the purpose of sexually arousing or sexually gratifying himself or to humiliate or degrade (both victims) using physical force or coercion, specifically by following the victim and slapping her on the buttocks," the criminal complaints say.

Probable cause for the charges is listed as being the audio/video recorded statement given to investigators by Soto, the complaint say

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Security guard at Newport mall in Jersey City charged with cuffing girl, groping her buttocks
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on May 30, 2015 at 8:00 AM, updated May 30, 2015 at 8:27 AM

JERSEY CITY -- A security guard for the Newport Centre Mall in Jersey City has been charged with handcuffing a girl to a mall stairwell banister, grabbing her buttocks and kissing the back of her neck, authorities said.

Danny P. Rojo, 20, of the 1200 block of Bergenline Avenue in Union City, made his first court appearance on the charges of kidnapping and aggravated criminal sexual contact Thursday in Central Judicial Processing court in Jersey City via video link from Hudson County jail in Kearny.

A criminal complaint said that on May 24, Rojo handcuffed the girl to a third-floor banister "for approximately 25 minutes, causing injury to her left wrist and in the process committed the act of aggravated criminal sexual contact."

The third floor consists of a multi-screen movie theater and the mall's food court.

During that time, Rojo allegedly committed the sex crime by "grabbing the buttocks ... and kissing the back of her neck against her will," the complaint said. Read more buttocks

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« Reply #36 on: 02-16-2015, 09:31am »
Freezing our "buttocks" off! ....News at 11:00

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« Reply #35 on: 02-15-2015, 11:42am »
Jersey City man hid large package of drugs in his buttocks, police say
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on February 15, 2015 at 9:22 AM

--When asked by detectives if he had anything in his pants, a Jersey City man replied "yes."

He then allegedly pulled a large package of drugs from his buttocks.

James Fields, 26, hid 10 bags of heroin, 49 packages of crack cocaine and one suspected bag of cocaine in his buttocks, Hoboken police said. Detectives had initially arrested Fields at 10:11 p.m. on Friday for trespassing on Hoboken Housing Authority Property, police said. While sitting in the back of a cop car, Fields allegedly shifted suspiciously in his seat. He continued to squirm at headquarters, so detectives asked him if he had anything in his pants, police said.

Fields confirmed that he did, and then pulled a large package of drugs from his buttocks, police said.

Detectives later found an additional 45 grams of crack cocaine, two packages of heroin and baggies typically used for drugs during a consent search of a city residence, police said. Fields had allegedly been hiding the drugs there. Detectives also seized $188 in drug proceeds.

Fields' drugs were just part of a large haul seized by Hoboken police on Friday and early Saturday, police said. Fields and two unrelated arrests led to the confiscation of $3,700 worth of illegal drugs, police said.

Fields faces criminal trespassing charges, as well as a slew of drug possession with intent to distribute, possession within 1000 feet of a school zone and possession within 500 feet of public housing charges. He is being held in the Hudson County jail in lieu of $75,000 bail.

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« Reply #34 on: 01-20-2015, 04:09pm »
Have you seen this man? He allegedly grabbed a Jersey City woman's buttocks

Man seeking buttocks

By Kathryn Brenzel | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
January 20, 2015 at 3:24 PM


HOBOKEN—Police are looking for a man who they say grabbed a woman's buttocks behind a Hoboken Shop Rite.

A 19-year-old Jersey City woman told police that he took hold of her as she was walking into Hoboken from Jersey City on Dec. 19, said Hoboken police Sgt. Edgardo Cruz. She was behind the Shop Rite at 900 Madison Street when he allegedly approached her from behind and grabbed her buttocks.

When she screamed, the man ran away, Cruz said.

Police have been studying surveillance footage in the area and believe he is approximately 5 feet 6 inches tall, Cruz said. He was wearing a black jacket with white stripes on the sleeves, tan or light green pants and had a yellow backpack.

Any one with information on this incident should call Detective Jonathan Mecka at 201-420-2113.

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« Reply #33 on: 10-21-2014, 09:02pm »
One tenant kicks his landlords in the buttocks, another robs landlord of cell phone: Bayonne police

A landlord-tenant dispute in Bayonne turned violent on Monday when one tenant kicked his two landlords in the buttocks and another tenant robbed one of the landlords of her cell phone, according to Bayonne police.

At 3:23 p.m. yesterday at 429 Broadway, two individuals later identified as Marian Ghobrial, 31, and Mokhtar A. Samuel, 40, were arrested after physically assaulting their two landlords, who are both women, Bayonne police Lt. Janine Foy said.

A verbal dispute over a padlock put on a basement door in the building by the two tenants became physical when Ghobrial grabbed the cellphone out of the hands of one of the landlords, Foy said.

Samuel then kicked that same landlord on the buttocks, trying to force her out of the door, before "forcefully grabbing" the other landlord and also kicking her on the buttocks, she said.

The landlord whose cellphone was taken suffered a small cut on her hand, Foy said, but everyone at the scene refused medical attention.

Both Samuel and Ghobrial were charged with simple assault, and Ghobrial was additionally charged with robbery, Foy said. When Samuel was being processed by officers, he gave a false first name, and was then further charged with hindering apprehension, she said.

When Samuel's real first name was determined, he was found to have a warrant out of Bayonne Municipal Court for $1,091, the nature of which was not reported on the police report regarding the incident, Foy said.

Samuel and Ghobrial were each taken to the Hudson County jail in Kearny on a $30,000 bail with a 10 percent option, she said.

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« Reply #32 on: 09-18-2014, 11:08am »
TORONTO — Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is suffering from a rare and difficult cancer that will require aggressive chemotherapy, his doctor said yesterday.

Dr. Zane Cohen, a colorectal surgeon at Mount Sinai hospital, said Ford has a malignant sarcoma tumor. Ford has been hospitalized for a week with a tumor in his abdomen.

Cohen said the mayor will undergo chemotherapy within the next two days and that he will be treated with fairly intensive chemotherapeutic agents. He said the cancer is spreading and that they have found "a small nodule in the buttock" near the left hip.

The mayor withdrew his re-election bid Friday as he undergoes treatment, ending a campaign he pursued despite calls for him to quit amid drug and alcohol scandals.

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« Reply #31 on: 09-15-2014, 10:32am »
...doctors determined a bullet entered the man's left buttock but lodged in his right buttock...

That is one magic bullet. Maybe there was another shooter -- on a grassy knoll perhaps?

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« Reply #30 on: 09-15-2014, 09:49am »
Bayonne man shot in buttocks in Jersey City: cops

By The Jersey Journal
on September 15, 2014 at 8:55 AM, updated September 15, 2014 at 8:56 AM

A 26-year-old Bayonne man was shot in the buttocks early yesterday morning at Wegman Parkway and Martin Luther King Drive in Jersey City, according to a police report.

The incident occurred around 1:50 a.m.

The man told officers he was walking west on Wegman Parkway and when he got to the Drive, he heard three shots fired behind him and felt a bullet enter his left buttock, the report says.

At Jersey City Medical Center-Barnabas Health, doctors determined a bullet entered the man's left buttock but lodged in his right buttock, the police report says.

The man, who did not see who fired the shots, is in stable condition with a non-life threatening wound, the report says.
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« Reply #29 on: 09-02-2014, 10:09pm »

...A 17-year-old Jersey City boy was shot in the right buttocks on Martin Luther King Drive yesterday...
I believe the singular "buttock" should be used here.

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« Reply #28 on: 09-02-2014, 09:35pm »
Jersey City teen shot in buttocks

By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
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A 17-year-old Jersey City boy was shot in the right buttocks on Martin Luther King Drive yesterday, not far from the location where a 5-year-old boy was shot in June, officials said.

Officer responding to MLK near Union Street at 10 p.m. on a report of shots being fired found the victim who said he was near the Salem Lafayette housing complex driveway when he heard four or five shots and felt a gunshot wound to his buttocks, a police report says.
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« Reply #27 on: 08-27-2014, 12:33pm »
New York man charged with groping Hudson County woman outside train, P.A. police say
By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal 
on August 27, 2014 at 9:42 AM

A New York man was charged with groping a Hudson County woman who had just gotten off a New York City subway train yesterday morning, Port Authority police said.

Nasim Ahamed, 39, of Queens, was charged with forcibly touching, PAPD spokesman Joe Pentangelo said this morning.

The victim, 31, told police at the Sixth Avenue PATH Station that she was walking up the stairs after getting off a downtown M train at 34th Street just before 10 a.m. when a man approached her and touched her buttocks, police said. 

The woman provided police with a description and Ahamed was arrested by Port Authority police, Pentangelo said. The 31-year-old refused medical attention at the scene.

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« Reply #26 on: 02-26-2014, 05:45pm »
2010 Jersey City murder: It started with a touch of woman's butt, attorney says at trial

By Jonathan Lin/The Jersey Journal
February 26, 2014 at 3:57 PM, updated February 26, 2014 at 5:38 PM

The trial for a Jersey City man accused of murdering a 24-year-old man four years ago began this morning, with both sides giving opening statements and questioning a Jersey City police officer.

Christopher A. Gonzalez, also known as "Starz," was 21 when authorities say he murdered Darryl U. Wilson of Summit Avenue on a Kennedy Boulevard sidewalk near Boyd Avenue on Oct. 16, 2010.

Wilson's mother, father, two aunts and two of his sisters sat on the prosecutor's side of the courtroom this morning, while several people who declined to state their relationship with Gonzalez sat on the side closer to Gonzalez and the defense table.

In her opening statement, Hudson County Assistant Prosecutor Nicole Ghezzar told the jury that Gonzalez's friend, Gonzalez's friend's girlfriend, Wilson and Wilson's friend were talking on Oct. 16, 2010 when Gonzalez's friend's girlfriend said Wilson's friend had touched her butt.

Wilson attempted to calm the situation, but Gonzalez's friend got angry, punched Wilson's friend and stomped on him while he was on the ground, Ghezzar told the jury.

During this time, Wilson continued to try to break up the fight, Ghezzar said.

Gonzalez then came by with another group of people, saw the fight and shot Wilson's friend in the stomach while Wilson's friend was still on the ground, Ghezzar said. . . .

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« Reply #25 on: 02-05-2014, 10:53am »
Jersey City man accused of jumping from moving car to commit sexual assault appears in court

By Jonathan Lin/The Jersey Journal
on February 05, 2014 at 9:55 AM

A Jersey City man accused of jumping from his moving car to sexually assault a woman who fled the vehicle moments earlier just blocks from the Holland Tunnel in Jersey City made his first appearance in court yesterday.

At around 10 a.m. Sunday, a woman ran from a car driven by Kevin A. Cherry, 35, at the intersection of 12th Street and Jersey Avenue after he screamed at her and made sexually suggestive comments, according to Port Authority police.

Cherry then chased the 30-year-old victim about 300 feet and pinned her against a concrete barrier, Port Authority police said.

According to court documents released yesterday, he then forcibly grabbed the woman against her will and grinded “his pelvic area against her buttocks in full public view on an active highway.”

He also grabbed and tore the woman’s clothes, the documents said.

Cherry fled the scene when he saw a Port Authority civilian employee calling police using a two-way radio.

Cherry was apprehended at a nearby gas station after a foot chase, Port Authority police said.

He was charged with criminal sexual contact, aggravated assault, resisting arrest, criminal mischief to an automobile, bail jumping and driving while suspended.

Prior to his appearance before Judge Margaret Marley yesterday, Cherry’s bail had been initially set at $50,000, cash  only.

When the issue of his bail was revisited, the judge said it would be set later because the Special Victims Unit of the Hudson County Prosecutor’s Office would be getting involved with the case.

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« Reply #24 on: 01-31-2014, 11:23pm »
Manslaughter verdict in buttocks injection trial
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JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — A woman has been found guilty of manslaughter in connection with the illicit silicone buttocks injections that prosecutors say killed a Georgia woman in 2012.
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« Reply #23 on: 11-12-2013, 08:22pm »
Jersey City man stabbed in buttocks in dispute in Heights neighborhood: police
By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
November 12, 2013 at 5:06 PM, updated November 12, 2013 at 5:07 PM

A 47-year-old Jersey City man who was armed with a knife was stabbed in the buttocks when he fought with two men in the Heights late last night, authorities said.

At 11:35 p.m. officers responding to Charles Street at Summit Avenue found the victim bleeding from his right side, police said. The man told police he was armed with a folding knife when he was approached by two men.

The victim began arguing with one of the men, put him in a headlock and began punching him, the report says. The the man in the headlock passed a knife to the second attacker and the second man stabbed the victim three times -- in the right hip and buttocks -- police were told.

The victim was taken to the Jersey City Medical Center for treatment of nonlife-threatening wounds and police put his knife into evidence, the report said. The knife allegedly used by his attacker was found at the scene and firefighters were called to the scene to hose down the blood, the report says.

The first attacker was described as being in his 20s, bald and wearing dark clothing, while the alleged stabber was described as being 19 or 20 years old, with a beard and wearing dark clothing, the report says.

Anyone with information on the stabbing is asked to call the Jersey City police tip line at (201) 547-JAIL.
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« Reply #22 on: 09-05-2013, 02:14pm »
Is there any other kind?

A drunk Glaswegian seaman displayed his naked buttocks ...

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« Reply #21 on: 09-03-2013, 10:49pm »
Seaman fights cops after mooning customers at McDonald's in Hoboken
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on September 03, 2013 at 8:56 PM

  HOBOKEN – A drunk Glaswegian seaman displayed his naked buttocks to customers and staff at the McDonald's at Washington and Third streets Monday night and then put up a fight with the cops who arrested him, police say.
Michael Shaun Willis, 27, of Glasgow, Scotland, was charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, escape, and resisting arrest with physical force, reports said.

Police were called to the McDonald's at 10:10 p.m. Monday and an employee showed them a photo on her cellphone of a man exposing his buttocks in the doorway of the restaurant, police reports said.

Staff pointed out Willis, who appeared drunk and incoherent, standing across the street, reports said.

Police established he was on shore leave from a merchant vessel and initially allowed him to leave with two friends who were sober, reports said.

But as the trio was walking away, Willis darted into middle of Washington Street causing a driver to mash his breaks to avoid on breaks to avoid hitting him, reports said.

Police to charge Willis with disorderly conduct after he began tussling with his friends who ran out into the street to grab him, reports said.

At police headquarters, Willis threatened to defecate on the floor if he wasn't released, police said.

Then at 11:48 p.m., Willis slipped a hand out of his handcuffs and lunged toward an officer, police said.

Willis continued to kick and struggle, as four other officers helped to put him in a compliance hold, reports said.

Riding with two officers guarding him, Willis was taken by McCabe Ambulance to Hoboken University Medical Center where he was treated for scrapes and cuts to the nose and a minor nasal fracture, police reports said.

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« Reply #20 on: 06-16-2013, 04:46pm »
Two residents shot at Jersey City housing complex


By  Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal   
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Two people were shot in Jersey City's Booker T. Washington housing complex early this morning, police say.

Officers on patrol in the complex heard six to eight shots at about 3 a.m. and minutes later a 19-year-old Monmouth Street man with a gunshot wound to his buttocks flagged down a police officer on Bright Street, a police report says.

A 24-year-old Montgomery Street woman with a gunshot wound to her left thumb then approached police as well, the report says.

Both were taken to the Jersey City Medical Center for treatment and were listed in stable condition, the report says.

Neither victim could provide any information about the shooter and "Dispatch did not even receive a 911 call on the shots being fired," the report says.

Anyone with information about this shooting is asked to call the Jersey City police tip line at (201) 547-JAIL.


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« Reply #19 on: 06-12-2013, 08:05am »
Should Chad Johnson have received 30 days in jail for butt slap?

By The Jersey Journal
on June 12, 2013 at 6:15 AM, updated June 12, 2013 at 6:16 AM

Chad Johnson -- the former football star also known as Chad Ochocinco because of the No. 85 jersey he used to wear -- almost made it out the courtroom without having to do jail time.

But then his hands got in his way.

Asked by Broward County Judge Kathleen McHugh if he was satisfied with the performance of his attorney who had negotiated a no-jail deal with prosecutors even though Johnson admitted to head-butting his wife, Johnson said he was pleased with his lawyer's representation.

McHugh went on to compliment the performance of Johnson's attorney, Adam Swickle.

To show his appreciation, Johnson reverted to football behavior and swatted Swickle on the behind.

The courtroom erupted in laughter and McHugh got irate.

"I'm not going to accept these plea negotiations," she fumed. "The isn't a joke."

Johnson was then handcuffed and led away to jail.

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« Reply #18 on: 06-09-2013, 07:20pm »
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2013/06/jersey_city_man_shot_in_buttoc_2.html

By  Charles Hack/The Jersey Journal   

on June 09, 2013 at 2:15 PM

A 18-year-old Jersey City man was shot in the butt early today after men from a vehicle at Bramhall Avenue and Siedler Street opened fire, police reports said.

The Wegman Parkway man told police he was in the area with a 27-year-old woman when he realized he was being shot at, reports said, adding the man then became uncooperative with police.

Police found several spent shell casings lying on the ground and found that the rear windows of a nearby 1992 Lexus and a 2011 Hyundai Tucson had been shot out.

The man was treated at Jersey City Medical Center for his non-life threatening injuries, reports said.


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Hoboken man nabbed with 250 heroin packets between cheeks in secret underwear compartment: cops

That's where the "good shit" comes from
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Hoboken man nabbed with 250 heroin packets between cheeks in secret underwear compartment: cops
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A 25-year-old Hoboken man was charged with possession of 300 envelopes of heroin, including 250 packets stashed between his buttocks in a secret compartment of his underwear, police said.
Angel L. Romero-Corraliza, 25, of Jackson Street, was arrested Monday at his home in the Hoboken public housing complex on Jackson Street, police said.

Romero-Corraliza was charged with multiple drugs offenses, including use or possession of paraphernalia, distributing drugs on school property and possession of heroin and marijuana within 500 feet of a park, reports said. He was also charged with possession of prohibited weapons and devices, police said.

As part of an ongoing investigation, police with the Anti-Vice Unit under Lt. Tony Bartley, along with police officers with the Housing Bureau, executed a search warrant Monday at 6:23 p.m. in a fourth-floor apartment of the building at Jackson and Second streets, police said.

Using a master key, police entered and found Romero-Corraliza's 51-year-old father and 78-year-old grandmother in the one-bedroom apartment, police said.

Police searched the apartment and found a "brick" containing 50 envelopes of heroin above the door, reports said. During the apartment search    Romero-Corraliza returned home and was searched by police, who found five individually packaged bricks, each containing 50 envelopes, of heroin stashed in his underwear, reports said.

Police said Romero-Corraliza was also carrying five Ziploc bags of marijuana. Police also seized $212 in proceeds from drug sales, including $67 from the apartment and $145 in Romero-Corraliza's possession, reports said.

Cops also found eight cell phones in various room in the home as well as 54 .22-caliber rifle bullets and 14 9mm hollow-point bullets, stored in a kitchen cabinet and hallway closet, police said.

Romero-Corraliza was held on $100,000 with no 10 percent option, police said.

"This was made possible with the diligence and investigative work our Anti-Vice Unit officers and the good work of the Housing Bureau," Falco said.

Falco said the arrest was aided by improved communication and trust built between the residents and the police, as a result of quarterly public safety meetings with Hoboken Housing Authority residents and community policing of the Housing Bureau police.

"We are getting the cooperation of residents," Falco said. "People feel free to speak about issues at meetings and through our anonymous hotline." Hoboken Housing Authority Executive Director Carmelo Garcia said that the authority assisted police by providing "intelligence."

Falco said when additional officers are sworn in by the end of June, they will be posted to patrol the area, in order to supplement the work of Hoboken Housing Bureau police.

"We are making great headway toward improving the quality of life for residents," Falco said. "We have quite a way to go yet but we are moving in right direction."

Residents can provide information to a Hoboken Police hotline at (201) 217-3433

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« Reply #15 on: 03-21-2013, 09:48am »
This could've also been in the stupid headlines thread.



Jersey City man asks 'What's up?' and is hit with 7 bullets
By Anthony J. Machcinski/The Jersey Journal
on March 20, 2013 at 8:25 AM

A Union Street resident was shot seven times early Saturday morning on Grant Avenue in Jersey City, police said.

Around 4:31 a.m., the 35-year-old victim was found on the ground behind a car on Grant Avenue between Bergen Avenue and Martin Luther King Drive, reports said.

Asked what happened, the man told police he was approached by more than one person. “I just said to them ‘What’s Up?’ and they started shooting at me,” the man said, reports state.

The man was hit a total of seven times, including twice in the left thigh, once in the left arm, twice in the left hip, once in the buttocks and once in the rear thigh, reports state.

He was taken to Jersey City Medical Center where he was in stable condition and recovering from his wounds yesterday, hospital officials said.

Police searched the area and found several 9mm shell casings, and one live round, reports state.

An anonymous caller to police said he saw two people in front of a Grant Avenue home before a shot rang out, followed by more gunfire, reports state.

The caller said a man, approximately 5-foot-7 with a medium build, ran toward Martin Luther King Drive.

Anyone with information is asked to call (201) 547-JAIL.

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« Reply #14 on: 01-15-2013, 11:00pm »
Not JC, but close. (Originally found by Darna, but she had me do the work of posting it here)

http://gawker.com/5976311/pooping-man-killed-by-subway-train-as-second-man-is-injured-nearby

Pooping Man Killed by Subway Train As Second Man Is Injured Nearby
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Jan 15, 2013 9:18 PM

This is a weird one. A man was killed Tuesday afternoon after he fell from a moving subway train onto the tracks. But how did he fall, you ask? He was shitting between cars, as one does, when he apparently slipped, plunging to one of the more shameful deaths imaginable.

Tragic and terrifying, although perhaps less so – if only because of the pooping — than two other recent subway deaths.

Making things somewhat confusing, there was apparently a separate incident at the same subway station just before the fatal accident. According to the NYPD, a bloody man with a broken pelvis and "severe buttocks injuries" was found on the opposite platform after he mysteriously emerged from the tracks. The man, who police identified as Manuce Dulcio, didn't know how he got there or what had happened to him, although police noted he was very drunk.

Police initially said the two men had been fighting, although that turned out to be false. Instead, it was just your standard death-by-pooping/mysterious-drunken-injury incident, which is all too common these days.
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Jersey City jewelry store owned grabbed woman's buttocks while piercing ears: cops
 By Ana Ferrer/The Jersey Journal
on January 14, 2013 at 5:01 PM, updated January 14, 2013 at 5:05 PM

A 57-year-old jewelry store owner fondled a woman's buttocks while he was piercing her ears, Jersey City police said.

Dae Kang, of River Edge, was charged with criminal sexual contact after incident Friday.

The 18-year-old Jersey City woman told police that she went to the store, at 2828 Kennedy Blvd., to get her ears pierced, reports said. Kang told police that he "had to hold her close, as if he was hugging her in order to properly pierce her ears" and that he didn't touch her in any way that was unprofessional, reports said.

Police said that a review of footage from the surveillance camera in the store showed the woman entering the store after 3 p.m., getting her ears pierced at 3:57 p.m. and then showed Kang "move both his right hand and his left hand down the victim's back and grab her buttocks with both hands."
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« Reply #12 on: 01-05-2013, 03:41pm »
19-year-old shot in buttocks, Jersey City police say
 
By Rafal Rogoza / The Jersey Journal
on January 05, 2013 at 1:07 PM, updated January 05, 2013 at 1:48 PM

A Jersey City woman is in stable condition after she was shot in the buttocks early this morning, officials said.

The shooting occurred around 12:30 a.m. when police responding to a complaint of loud music at a Stegman Street residence heard gun shots and found the 19-year-old on the ground at the corner of Bergen Avenue, Jersey City Police Department spokesman Stan Eason said.

The victim was shot once and was taken to the Jersey City Medical Center, officials said.

Officials said no arrests were made and that the police are still investigating.

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« Reply #11 on: 01-02-2013, 09:51am »
Where is the buttocks news recently? We have to import our buttocks related news from elsewhere in the state now.

http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2012/12/man_pulls_down_pants_in_the_mi.html
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Hudson County inmate found with pot in his crack: officials
 By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
on December 20, 2012 at 6:22 PM,

A Fairview felon was charged with drug offenses after nine bags of suspected marijuana and a $100 bill were found hidden between his buttocks in the Hudson County jail in Kearny.
Roger Albarracin, 34, was charged with drug possession and possession with intent to distribute within 1,000 feet of a school after the contraband was discovered on Dec. 16, two days after he was jailed for violating the terms of his probation on a prior conviction, the criminal complaint says.
Albarracin has 14 prior arrests and prior convictions for aggravated assault, resisting arrest, theft and two drug counts, court officials said. He made his first court appearance on the new charges in Central Judicial Processing court in Jersey City today via video link from the jail.
On Nov. 18, 2011, Albarracin was sentenced to 364 days in the county jail and five years probation for drug possession with intent to distribute, Hudson County Assistant Prosecutor Gene Rubino said. But his probation was later revoked and he was resentenced three years in prison on Dec. 14, Rubino said.
Albarracin was brought to the jail on Dec. 14 to await transfer to state prison and he was processed, searched, booked and was in a holding area pending medical clearance to go into general population, Hudson County Corrections Director Oscar Aviles said.
Corrections officers developed information that there were drugs in the holding area and the investigation led to Albarracin and a second search, which located the suspected marijuana.
Aviles said he believes the bags had been hidden inside Albarracin's body and were retrieved once in the holding area.


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Jersey City high school student shot in buttocks after school lets out for lunch, police say

By Ken Thorbourne/The Jersey Journal
on November 18, 2012 at 3:29 PM

A 19-year-old Jersey City man was charged Friday with shooting a 17-year-old Snyder High School student in the right buttock after school was let out for lunch, according to police reports.

The shooting occurred around 1 p.m. at Myrtle Avenue and Martin Luther King Drive, a block from the school, police said.

After a foot chase and a struggle, Dezzare Wiggins was arrested by officers on Claremont Avenue near Bergen Avenue and charged with aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for unlawful purposes, resisting arrest, tampering with evidence, conspiracy, and other charges, police said.

Before he was captured Wiggins threw to the ground a .32-caliber handgun, which was recovered, police said, adding the investigation is continuing and police are searching for other suspects.

The incident occurred after students were let out for lunch, Police Lt. Edgar Martinez said. There were in indication in reports that Wiggins is a student at high school, he said.

Based on the description of the actors, cops in the area started chasing after Wiggins, Martinez said.

The 17-year-old shooting victim, who told police he had no idea why he was shot, was charged with hindering the investigation, Martinez said.

The 17-year-old was taken to the Jersey City Medical Center where he was treated for a non-life threatening injury, the lieutenant said.

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« Reply #7 on: 10-27-2012, 06:29pm »
Thanks for starting this very important thread, fe.
You are an inspiration to us all!
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« Reply #6 on: 10-26-2012, 01:16pm »
I suppose we could also have a thread devoted to some of the shit that creepy white guys in expensive suits say to unaccompanied women, but I suppose ride-by molestation is much more—hilarious?
If their comments are buttocks related then yes, it belongs here.

If only they were classy enough for remarks like, "Yo baby, you got a nice ass."

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« Reply #5 on: 10-26-2012, 01:01pm »
I suppose we could also have a thread devoted to some of the shit that creepy white guys in expensive suits say to unaccompanied women, but I suppose ride-by molestation is much more—hilarious?
If their comments are buttocks related then yes, it belongs here.

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« Reply #4 on: 10-26-2012, 12:53pm »
There's room for two.

You're also not considering the number of buttocks related shootings that occur.

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« Reply #3 on: 10-26-2012, 12:50pm »
I suppose we could also have a thread devoted to some of the shit that creepy white guys in expensive suits say to unaccompanied women, but I suppose ride-by molestation is much more—hilarious?

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« Reply #2 on: 10-25-2012, 09:30pm »
He reportly said: "The Bastards have thrown me in a 6ft cell.  What can I do to make my point that this is wrong?  I know, I'll take a shit in my 6ft cell that no-one else is in but me!  That'll show them!"
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« Reply #1 on: 10-25-2012, 05:59pm »
This is the place to come for buttocks related news, buttocks info, buttocks how-to and DIY tips, buttocks crime, popular buttocks culture and buttocks science.

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Jersey City man fights cops after he allegedly grabs woman's buttocks, police say
Ken Thorbourne/The Jersey Journal By Ken Thorbourne/The Jersey Journal
on October 25, 2012 at 2:33 PM

grab26.JPG Gary Emmanuel, 33, of Jersey City, put up a fight with cops after he allegedly grabbed a woman's buttocks, according to police. Google Maps

A 33-year-old Jersey City man put up a fight with cops after he allegedly grabbed a woman's buttocks, police reports said.

Gary Emmanuel, of Gifford Avenue, was arrested 1:15 p.m. Wednesday on Bergen Avenue near Belmont Avenue and charged with three counts of aggravated assault on police officers, resisting arrest, obstruction of a governmental function, and criminal sexual contact, police reports said.

A 41-year-old woman who told officers that Emmanuel was riding a bicycle when he pedaled by and grabbed her buttocks, reports said.

When she pushed him away, the woman told cops Emmanuel circled around and shouted "I'll do it again," reports said.

The woman called 911, and when cops showed up she pointed him out, reports said.

As officers approached him, he "became irate, indignant, and belligerent" and yelled "Why don't you take your badge and gun off and go around the corner ... F--- outta here," reports said.

When the cops went to cuff him, Emmanuel kicked, punched and shoved three officers, according to reports.

The officers were treated at Christ Hospital for minor injuries, including cuts, abrasions, and bruises on hands and a knee, police reports said.

After he was arrested, Emmanuel continued to "scream, holler, and yell" and threatened to defecate in the cell, reports said.

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