Buttocks News and Information Thread

[Rabelais]

Was he an ass-et?

You have no idea.

[CeeDub]

Was he an ass-et?

[Rabelais]

Funny, that detective used to work for me.

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https://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2018/07/west_new_york_man_charged_in_r.html

A West New York man riding a bicycle groped a woman as he passed her on a Hoboken street and fled, but he was tracked down and arrested four days later, authorities said.

Carlos Ramos-Huapaya, 28, was arrested at his home on Monday and charged with criminal sexual contact, Hoboken Lt. Edgardo Cruz said.

Cruz said the groping incident occurred on Thursday, when the victim was walking home in the area of 13th and Clinton streets. The woman told police she was approached from behind by a man riding a mountain bike, and the man grabbed her buttocks, Cruz said.

The victim told police she was not injured.

A brief description was provided, but police could not locate the man, Cruz said.

Detective Arturo Gonzalez picked up the investigation and, with the assistance from uniformed personnel, and along with the evidence collected, identified Ramos-Huapaya as the assailant, Cruz said.

After his arrest Ramos-Huapaya was taken to Hudson County jail.

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Hearing on Polish statue pushes council meeting into wee hours
Updated 12:15 PM; Posted Jun 14, 3:18 PM
By Terrence T. McDonald
The Jersey Journal

[...] When Kulowski left the podium — it was about 1:20 a.m. at this point — he said to Lavarro, "Why don't you kiss my hairy butt? And be careful it's very hairy. My butt is very hairy."

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Man stabbed in buttocks and robbed by tent 'friends,' police say

By Ron Zeitlinger
The Jersey Journal

With friends like this, you don't need enemies -- but you sure could use an emergency room doctor.

A 57-year-old man described as homeless and living in a tent on Newark Avenue in Jersey City was stabbed and robbed Tuesday night by friends who he said also lived in the tent, Jersey City police spokeswoman Kimberly Wallace-Scalcione said.

Police responded to Newark Avenue near Mary Benson Park at 7:50 p.m. and found the victim, who had been stabbed in the buttocks, left hand and left elbow, Wallace-Scalcione said.

The victim told police he was staying in the tent there with friends, and they attacked and robbed of an unknown amount of money. The man was taken to RWJBarnabas Health's Jersey City Medical Center and he was treated for his injuries.

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Man shot in the buttocks in Jersey City, officials say

Updated on August 23, 2017 at 4:26 PM Posted on August 23, 2017 at 3:13 PM
By Caitlin Mota
The Jersey Journal

JERSEY CITY -- A man was shot in the buttocks in a West Side neighborhood early Tuesday morning, officials said.
The 52-year-old victim did not suffer life-threatening injuries, city spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill said.
The shooting occurred at about 2:30 a.m. and the man was brought to Jersey City Medical Center for treatment, she said.
No arrests have been made the shooting remains under investigation.

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Jersey City teen shot in the buttocks, cops say
By Caitlin Mota | The Jersey Journal
on April 18, 2017 at 2:11 PM, updated April 18, 2017 at 2:20 PM

JERSEY CITY -- A 16-year-old was shot in the buttocks early Monday morning, officials said.

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A 14-year-old boy, of Ocean Avenue in Jersey City, suffered a small puncture to his buttocks from an unknown object

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2016/12/large_group_of_teens_brawl_at_newport_mall_1_arres.html#incart_most-read_hudson_article

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http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2016/09/jersey_city_man_shot_in_the_buttocks_early_thursda.html

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Jersey City boy shot in buttocks
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on July 10, 2016 at 4:56 PM, updated July 11, 2016 at 3:55 PM

Jersey City police are investigating the shooting of a 17-year-old boy late last night in Greenville. The Long Street boy was shot once in the buttocks around 11:30 p.m. at Winfield and Ocean avenues, Jersey City spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill said.

The boy was rushed to Jersey City Medical Center-Barnabas Health for treatment of the non-life-threatening wound, Morrill said. The spokeswoman said the investigation into the shooting is ongoing.

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N.J. man shot in buttocks Easter morning, official says

By Caitlin Mota | The Jersey Journal
on March 28, 2016 at 7:15 AM

A 21-year-old man remains hospitalized after being shot in the buttocks early yesterday morning, a city spokeswoman said.

At about 1:30 a.m., police responded to Salem Lafayette Court at Union and Atlantic streets for the shooting, spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill said.

Police found the victim had been shot in the buttocks. He was transported to Jersey City Medical Center-Barnabas Health for treatment, where he is listed in stable condition, Morrill said.

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Jersey City teen slapped women on buttocks, cops say; bail is $100K

By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on September 08, 2015 at 4:02 PM

JERSEY CITY -- A judge socked a Jersey City teen with a $100,000 bail after he was charged with following two women and slapping them on the buttocks.

Sebastian Soto, of Clifton Place near Fairmount Avenue, appeared in Central Judicial Processing court in Jersey City today via video link from Hudson County jail in Kearny. He is charged with two counts of criminal sexual contact in connection to the Jersey City incidents.

Soto's bail was set at $100,000 cash or bond, but it could be reduced. The bail will be reviewed in Superior Court with an attorney from the Hudson County Prosecutor's Office's Special Victims Unit present, court officials said. 

In an incident on Thursday and another on Friday, authorities say Soto committed the crime "for the purpose of sexually arousing or sexually gratifying himself or to humiliate or degrade (both victims) using physical force or coercion, specifically by following the victim and slapping her on the buttocks," the criminal complaints say.

Probable cause for the charges is listed as being the audio/video recorded statement given to investigators by Soto, the complaint say

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Security guard at Newport mall in Jersey City charged with cuffing girl, groping her buttocks
By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
on May 30, 2015 at 8:00 AM, updated May 30, 2015 at 8:27 AM

JERSEY CITY -- A security guard for the Newport Centre Mall in Jersey City has been charged with handcuffing a girl to a mall stairwell banister, grabbing her buttocks and kissing the back of her neck, authorities said.

Danny P. Rojo, 20, of the 1200 block of Bergenline Avenue in Union City, made his first court appearance on the charges of kidnapping and aggravated criminal sexual contact Thursday in Central Judicial Processing court in Jersey City via video link from Hudson County jail in Kearny.

A criminal complaint said that on May 24, Rojo handcuffed the girl to a third-floor banister "for approximately 25 minutes, causing injury to her left wrist and in the process committed the act of aggravated criminal sexual contact."

The third floor consists of a multi-screen movie theater and the mall's food court.

During that time, Rojo allegedly committed the sex crime by "grabbing the buttocks ... and kissing the back of her neck against her will," the complaint said. Read more buttocks

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Freezing our "buttocks" off! ....News at 11:00

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Jersey City man hid large package of drugs in his buttocks, police say
Print Kathryn Brenzel | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
on February 15, 2015 at 9:22 AM

--When asked by detectives if he had anything in his pants, a Jersey City man replied "yes."

He then allegedly pulled a large package of drugs from his buttocks.

James Fields, 26, hid 10 bags of heroin, 49 packages of crack cocaine and one suspected bag of cocaine in his buttocks, Hoboken police said. Detectives had initially arrested Fields at 10:11 p.m. on Friday for trespassing on Hoboken Housing Authority Property, police said. While sitting in the back of a cop car, Fields allegedly shifted suspiciously in his seat. He continued to squirm at headquarters, so detectives asked him if he had anything in his pants, police said.

Fields confirmed that he did, and then pulled a large package of drugs from his buttocks, police said.

Detectives later found an additional 45 grams of crack cocaine, two packages of heroin and baggies typically used for drugs during a consent search of a city residence, police said. Fields had allegedly been hiding the drugs there. Detectives also seized $188 in drug proceeds.

Fields' drugs were just part of a large haul seized by Hoboken police on Friday and early Saturday, police said. Fields and two unrelated arrests led to the confiscation of $3,700 worth of illegal drugs, police said.

Fields faces criminal trespassing charges, as well as a slew of drug possession with intent to distribute, possession within 1000 feet of a school zone and possession within 500 feet of public housing charges. He is being held in the Hudson County jail in lieu of $75,000 bail.

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Have you seen this man? He allegedly grabbed a Jersey City woman's buttocks

Man seeking buttocks

By Kathryn Brenzel | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
January 20, 2015 at 3:24 PM


HOBOKEN—Police are looking for a man who they say grabbed a woman's buttocks behind a Hoboken Shop Rite.

A 19-year-old Jersey City woman told police that he took hold of her as she was walking into Hoboken from Jersey City on Dec. 19, said Hoboken police Sgt. Edgardo Cruz. She was behind the Shop Rite at 900 Madison Street when he allegedly approached her from behind and grabbed her buttocks.

When she screamed, the man ran away, Cruz said.

Police have been studying surveillance footage in the area and believe he is approximately 5 feet 6 inches tall, Cruz said. He was wearing a black jacket with white stripes on the sleeves, tan or light green pants and had a yellow backpack.

Any one with information on this incident should call Detective Jonathan Mecka at 201-420-2113.

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One tenant kicks his landlords in the buttocks, another robs landlord of cell phone: Bayonne police

A landlord-tenant dispute in Bayonne turned violent on Monday when one tenant kicked his two landlords in the buttocks and another tenant robbed one of the landlords of her cell phone, according to Bayonne police.

At 3:23 p.m. yesterday at 429 Broadway, two individuals later identified as Marian Ghobrial, 31, and Mokhtar A. Samuel, 40, were arrested after physically assaulting their two landlords, who are both women, Bayonne police Lt. Janine Foy said.

A verbal dispute over a padlock put on a basement door in the building by the two tenants became physical when Ghobrial grabbed the cellphone out of the hands of one of the landlords, Foy said.

Samuel then kicked that same landlord on the buttocks, trying to force her out of the door, before "forcefully grabbing" the other landlord and also kicking her on the buttocks, she said.

The landlord whose cellphone was taken suffered a small cut on her hand, Foy said, but everyone at the scene refused medical attention.

Both Samuel and Ghobrial were charged with simple assault, and Ghobrial was additionally charged with robbery, Foy said. When Samuel was being processed by officers, he gave a false first name, and was then further charged with hindering apprehension, she said.

When Samuel's real first name was determined, he was found to have a warrant out of Bayonne Municipal Court for $1,091, the nature of which was not reported on the police report regarding the incident, Foy said.

Samuel and Ghobrial were each taken to the Hudson County jail in Kearny on a $30,000 bail with a 10 percent option, she said.

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TORONTO — Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is suffering from a rare and difficult cancer that will require aggressive chemotherapy, his doctor said yesterday.

Dr. Zane Cohen, a colorectal surgeon at Mount Sinai hospital, said Ford has a malignant sarcoma tumor. Ford has been hospitalized for a week with a tumor in his abdomen.

Cohen said the mayor will undergo chemotherapy within the next two days and that he will be treated with fairly intensive chemotherapeutic agents. He said the cancer is spreading and that they have found "a small nodule in the buttock" near the left hip.

The mayor withdrew his re-election bid Friday as he undergoes treatment, ending a campaign he pursued despite calls for him to quit amid drug and alcohol scandals.

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...doctors determined a bullet entered the man's left buttock but lodged in his right buttock...

That is one magic bullet. Maybe there was another shooter -- on a grassy knoll perhaps?

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Bayonne man shot in buttocks in Jersey City: cops

By The Jersey Journal
on September 15, 2014 at 8:55 AM, updated September 15, 2014 at 8:56 AM

A 26-year-old Bayonne man was shot in the buttocks early yesterday morning at Wegman Parkway and Martin Luther King Drive in Jersey City, according to a police report.

The incident occurred around 1:50 a.m.

The man told officers he was walking west on Wegman Parkway and when he got to the Drive, he heard three shots fired behind him and felt a bullet enter his left buttock, the report says.

At Jersey City Medical Center-Barnabas Health, doctors determined a bullet entered the man's left buttock but lodged in his right buttock, the police report says.

The man, who did not see who fired the shots, is in stable condition with a non-life threatening wound, the report says.

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...A 17-year-old Jersey City boy was shot in the right buttocks on Martin Luther King Drive yesterday...

I believe the singular "buttock" should be used here.

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Jersey City teen shot in buttocks

By Michaelangelo Conte | The Jersey Journal
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on September 02, 2014 at 6:16 PM, updated September 02, 2014 at 6:17 PM

A 17-year-old Jersey City boy was shot in the right buttocks on Martin Luther King Drive yesterday, not far from the location where a 5-year-old boy was shot in June, officials said.

Officer responding to MLK near Union Street at 10 p.m. on a report of shots being fired found the victim who said he was near the Salem Lafayette housing complex driveway when he heard four or five shots and felt a gunshot wound to his buttocks, a police report says.

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New York man charged with groping Hudson County woman outside train, P.A. police say
By Ron Zeitlinger | The Jersey Journal 
on August 27, 2014 at 9:42 AM

A New York man was charged with groping a Hudson County woman who had just gotten off a New York City subway train yesterday morning, Port Authority police said.

Nasim Ahamed, 39, of Queens, was charged with forcibly touching, PAPD spokesman Joe Pentangelo said this morning.

The victim, 31, told police at the Sixth Avenue PATH Station that she was walking up the stairs after getting off a downtown M train at 34th Street just before 10 a.m. when a man approached her and touched her buttocks, police said. 

The woman provided police with a description and Ahamed was arrested by Port Authority police, Pentangelo said. The 31-year-old refused medical attention at the scene.

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2010 Jersey City murder: It started with a touch of woman's butt, attorney says at trial

By Jonathan Lin/The Jersey Journal
February 26, 2014 at 3:57 PM, updated February 26, 2014 at 5:38 PM

The trial for a Jersey City man accused of murdering a 24-year-old man four years ago began this morning, with both sides giving opening statements and questioning a Jersey City police officer.

Christopher A. Gonzalez, also known as "Starz," was 21 when authorities say he murdered Darryl U. Wilson of Summit Avenue on a Kennedy Boulevard sidewalk near Boyd Avenue on Oct. 16, 2010.

Wilson's mother, father, two aunts and two of his sisters sat on the prosecutor's side of the courtroom this morning, while several people who declined to state their relationship with Gonzalez sat on the side closer to Gonzalez and the defense table.

In her opening statement, Hudson County Assistant Prosecutor Nicole Ghezzar told the jury that Gonzalez's friend, Gonzalez's friend's girlfriend, Wilson and Wilson's friend were talking on Oct. 16, 2010 when Gonzalez's friend's girlfriend said Wilson's friend had touched her butt.

Wilson attempted to calm the situation, but Gonzalez's friend got angry, punched Wilson's friend and stomped on him while he was on the ground, Ghezzar told the jury.

During this time, Wilson continued to try to break up the fight, Ghezzar said.

Gonzalez then came by with another group of people, saw the fight and shot Wilson's friend in the stomach while Wilson's friend was still on the ground, Ghezzar said. . . .

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